Captain Peter Swallows sputtered impotently:

> When you die, you die........ and it's not always a 'wonderful' experience.

When *you* die it'll be wonderful for the people around you!

Bob

On 23/03/2012 3:32 AM, I'm back on the laptop wrote:
>
<snip>
>
> Twice (in one afternoon) from snake bite, and twice (12-14 years later, but
> several years apart) on the operating table. Once after a parachute
> accident, the other after an altercation (which I won), but the other
> asshole used a knife. (Which is why I *always* carry a gun now :-)
>
You carry "*always* carry a gun now :-)"??? Lucky you included that
smiley else readers might have thought you serious. You are not allowed
to carry a concealed handgun in this country and I'm sure you don't
wander about with a rifle. In fact, only in special circumstances here
are people allowed to even own a gun in this country. Now don't try to
kid us that you have such a special circumstance.

<snip>

--

Krypsis

Krypsis replied to Captain Peter Swallows:

>> several years apart) on the operating table. Once after a parachute
>> accident, the other after an altercation (which I won), but the other
>> asshole used a knife. (Which is why I *always* carry a gun now :-)
>>
> You carry "*always* carry a gun now :-)"??? Lucky you included that
> smiley else readers might have thought you serious. You are not allowed
> to carry a concealed handgun in this country and I'm sure you don't
> wander about with a rifle. In fact, only in special circumstances here
> are people allowed to even own a gun in this country. Now don't try to
> kid us that you have such a special circumstance.

This is what Swallows was talking about: Her "Big Gun"!

http://www.overstock.com/Health-Beau...2/product.html

Bob

On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 15:47:07 GMT, "I'm back on the laptop"
> wrote:

>Gary > wrote in :
>
>> closing their eyes and passing peacefully. The gasping at the very
>> end haunts me to this day and brings tears to my eyes from the
>> memories of those last minutes.
>>
>
>This sanctimonious crap about lights, and feelings of peace, and seeing
>passed loved ones is complete and utter bullshit!!
>
>I've (clinically) died 4 times in my life....... and there was nothing.
>None of this 'going to the light' bullshit, or 'leaving my body'.
>
>It's all hysterical crap made up by those who can't handle reality.
>
>When you die, you die........ and it's not always a 'wonderful' experience.

god and satan think your a whining effeminate sexually confused
asshole and even they dont want you anywhere near them, thats why your
not dead yet!

On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 16:32:17 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back on the laptop"
> wrote:

>John Kuthe > wrote in
:
>
>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 15:47:07 GMT, "I'm back on the laptop"
>> > wrote:
>> ...
>>>This sanctimonious crap about lights, and feelings of peace, and
>>>seeing passed loved ones is complete and utter bullshit!!
>>>
>>>I've (clinically) died 4 times in my life....... and there was
>>>nothing. None of this 'going to the light' bullshit, or 'leaving my
>>>body'.
>>>
>>>It's all hysterical crap made up by those who can't handle reality.
>>>
>>>When you die, you die........ and it's not always a 'wonderful'
>>>experience.
>>
>> Wow! What stuff have you been though which allowed you to have "I've
>> (clinically) died 4 times in my life" and you are still here?
>
>
>Twice (in one afternoon) from snake bite, and twice (12-14 years later, but
>several years apart) on the operating table. Once after a parachute
>accident, the other after an altercation (which I won), but the other
>asshole used a knife. (Which is why I *always* carry a gun now :-)

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!! so you now claim to CCW? AHHHHHHHAHAHAHA this just
keeps getting better by the day. you got a permit for that in a land
with some of the toughest gun laws in the world did you?
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHA!.................................. ............................another
silly lie that will trip you up over and over again lol.


>--
>Peter
>Tasmania
>Australia

has brisbane been relocated to tasmannia now or are you lying again
peternoccio?

On Fri, 23 Mar 2012 13:33:28 +1100, Krypsis >
wrote:

>On 23/03/2012 3:32 AM, I'm back on the laptop wrote:
>>
><snip>
>>
>> Twice (in one afternoon) from snake bite, and twice (12-14 years later, but
>> several years apart) on the operating table. Once after a parachute
>> accident, the other after an altercation (which I won), but the other
>> asshole used a knife. (Which is why I *always* carry a gun now :-)
>>
>You carry "*always* carry a gun now :-)"??? Lucky you included that
>smiley else readers might have thought you serious. You are not allowed
>to carry a concealed handgun in this country and I'm sure you don't
>wander about with a rifle. In fact, only in special circumstances here
>are people allowed to even own a gun in this country. Now don't try to
>kid us that you have such a special circumstance.

its only march and how many obvious lies has he been caught out in
already this year? lol he makes it too easy

On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 17:03:38 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back on the laptop"
> wrote:

>
>One only has to look at the 30 year old pic that spurts has on the rfc
>site!!
>
>http://www.recfoodcooking.org/mug/sh...ve%20Wertz.jpg
>
>
>LOL!!! That pic has ***** written all over it!!!

wishful thinking on your part more like it. faggot.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 19:04:54 -0700, Bob Terwilliger
> wrote:

>Captain Peter Swallows sputtered impotently:
>
>> When you die, you die........ and it's not always a 'wonderful' experience.
>
>When *you* die it'll be wonderful for the people around you!

all those lonely sailors will just have to find another bitch when he
does croak

"ChattyCathy" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 21 Mar 2012 05:59:10 -0700, Bryan wrote:
>
>> On Mar 21, 7:16 am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> I am a medical professional Bryan.
>>
>> No. You're not. You merely have the license and degree to be "a
>> medical professional."
>>>
>>> John Kuthe...
>>
>> --Bryan
>
> Huh? When I used to participate here on a regular basis, you two were "Big
> Buddies"? What did I miss?
>
> --
> Cheers
> Chatty Cathy
>

A whole lot of senseless drama. Hi Cathy

Jill

On Mar 22, 5:24*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
> On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:09:37 -0500, John Kuthe >
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 09:45:33 -0700 (PDT), Bryan
> > wrote:
>
> >>On Mar 22, 10:58*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
> >>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2012 15:49:29 GMT, "I'm back on the laptop"
>
> >>> > wrote:
>
> >>> ...
>
> >>> >Nurses make hospice patients comfortable (or we hope they do anyway!!) in
> >>> >their last moments.
>
> >>> >It's what any caring individual would do. But most of us do it without
> >>> >being paid to do it.
>
> >>> And Bryan if he'd do it! ;-)
>
> >>You sure think about me a lot.
>
> >Only here.
>
> >And I made abnotheer typo. Should have been "Ask Bryan if he'd do it!"
>
> >Well, wouldja? Couldja? Bet not!
>
> >John Kuthe...
>
> Crickets chirping....
>
> John Kuthe...

Aw, don't talk about the response to your resume that way! Things will
pick up...well...no, I guess they won't. What's it like to be such a
complete failure?

On Mar 23, 5:26*am, "jmcquown" > wrote:
> "ChattyCathy" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Wed, 21 Mar 2012 05:59:10 -0700, Bryan wrote:
>
> >> On Mar 21, 7:16 am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>
> >>> *I am a medical professional Bryan.
>
> >> No. *You're not. *You merely have the license and degree to be "a
> >> medical professional."
>
> >>> John Kuthe...
>
> >> --Bryan
>
> > Huh? When I used to participate here on a regular basis, you two were "Big
> > Buddies"? What did I miss?
>
> > --
> > Cheers
> > Chatty Cathy
>
> A whole lot of senseless drama. *Hi Cathy
>
> Jill

So now that Bryan hates him, too, do you think the queer will finally
give it up and go away? A failure on so many levels. Employers reject
him in multiple professions. His wife rejects him. His son rejects
him. His friend rejects him. Now even usenet rejects him. Fail. Ure.
Kuthe. That name is going to remembered by more and more people as we
get the word out. I'm considering setting up a web site with links to
his greatest hits just to make it easier for background checkers to
find him. I shudder to think this piece of garbage finds employment
because of a lazy recruiter. Think about it - John Kuthe as your
nurse. www.johnkuthe.com. You think that's specific enough?

In article >, Gary > wrote:


> I've got a mere Associates degree in Business Administration and I'm
> painting houses for a living right now. All of the other guys are
> high-school dropouts (and druggies). It works for me now though....it pays
> the bills. That said though, an Associates degree doesn't do much for
> you anyway these days.
>
> Any work is honorable work and no one should look down on even the lowliest
> workers.
> From the movie, Caddyshack, "The world needs ditchdiggers."
>
> The people that I look down on (and I know one) are those that get layed off
> and milk the unemployment until it runs out....rather than go out and find a
> new job. I could have gone on partial unemployment this past winter but I
> wasn't brought up that way. I went out and found my own work to keep me
> going until the company work picked up again.

People call it "unemployment" for short. It's really called
unemployment insurance. It's insurance, paid for by the employer. It's
a state program, here in the US, so how it works varies by state.
Generally, employers pay premiums based on their payroll and how much
they lay off. Employers who have a lot of seasonal work, pay higher
premiums because they lay a lot of people off. It's part of the cost of
doing business.

If you don't wish to take the insurance payments that are due to you,
that's fine, but it isn't a government handout.

--
Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA

On Mar 24, 6:47*pm, Dan Abel > wrote:
> In article >, Gary > wrote:
> > I've got a mere Associates degree in Business Administration and I'm
> > painting houses for a living right now. *All of the other guys are
> > high-school dropouts (and druggies). It works for me now though....it pays
> > the bills. * *That said though, an Associates degree doesn't do much for
> > you anyway these days.
>
> > Any work is honorable work and no one should look down on even the lowliest
> > workers.
> > From the movie, Caddyshack, "The world needs ditchdiggers." *
>
> > The people that I look down on (and I know one) are those that get layed off
> > and milk the unemployment until it runs out....rather than go out and find a
> > new job. *I could have gone on partial unemployment this past winter but I
> > wasn't brought up that way. *I went out and found my own work to keep me
> > going until the company work picked up again.
>
> People call it "unemployment" for short. *It's really called
> unemployment insurance. *It's insurance, paid for by the employer. *It's
> a state program, here in the US, so how it works varies by state.
> Generally, employers pay premiums based on their payroll and how much
> they lay off. *Employers who have a lot of seasonal work, pay higher
> premiums because they lay a lot of people off. *It's part of the cost of
> doing business.
>
> If you don't wish to take the insurance payments that are due to you,
> that's fine, but it isn't a government handout.

Everyone should've know that already, but a lot of people don't. I've
never collected unemployment because the only time I was laid off from
a job happened to be during a period of low unemployment, and I got
another job right away.
>
> --
> Dan Abel

--Bryan

On Sat, 24 Mar 2012 17:50:01 -0700 (PDT), Bryan
> wrote:

> Everyone should've know that already, but a lot of people don't.

A lot of people are just plain ignorant.

--
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

On Sat, 24 Mar 2012 16:47:14 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote:

>In article >, Gary > wrote:
>
>
>> I've got a mere Associates degree in Business Administration and I'm
>> painting houses for a living right now. All of the other guys are
>> high-school dropouts (and druggies). It works for me now though....it pays
>> the bills. That said though, an Associates degree doesn't do much for
>> you anyway these days.
>>
>> Any work is honorable work and no one should look down on even the lowliest
>> workers.
>> From the movie, Caddyshack, "The world needs ditchdiggers."
>>
>> The people that I look down on (and I know one) are those that get layed off
>> and milk the unemployment until it runs out....rather than go out and find a
>> new job. I could have gone on partial unemployment this past winter but I
>> wasn't brought up that way. I went out and found my own work to keep me
>> going until the company work picked up again.
>
>People call it "unemployment" for short. It's really called
>unemployment insurance. It's insurance, paid for by the employer. It's
>a state program, here in the US, so how it works varies by state.
>Generally, employers pay premiums based on their payroll and how much
>they lay off. Employers who have a lot of seasonal work, pay higher
>premiums because they lay a lot of people off. It's part of the cost of
>doing business.
>
>If you don't wish to take the insurance payments that are due to you,
>that's fine, but it isn't a government handout.

It's a government cop out... unemployment insurance is government's
way of failing at doing its job but instead shifting the blame for
lack of employment onto both the employer and the employee.

Gary is not saying he's not taking the unemployment insurance money
because it's a government handout, you're the one jumping to that
conclusion (you probably drive a desk), what he's saying is that he'd
rather do meaningful work instead of vegetating in front of a TV all
day for month after month after month until eventually becoming a
useless POS. And I totally agree... painting houses is far better
than atrophing into a slug. If the grubbermints had an IQ (they
don't) they'd furnish meaningful/gainful employment instead of
encouraging people to become lazy louts just like all the rest of the
politicos. I've said it before and I'll say it again, there are
plenty of jobs out there, but yoose gotta be willing to get dirty
hands, calluses, and perspire. And driving a desk is not gainful
employment, that's 100% overhead... if all everyone did is drive a
desk what you'd have is one giant circle jerk, and the house would
never get painted.

On Mar 24, 8:14*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:

> if all everyone did is drive a desk what you'd have is one giant circle jerk, and
> the house would never get painted.

You sure seem to think about *** sex a lot.

You should change your middle name to Santorum.

--Bryan

Bryan wrote:

>> if all everyone did is drive a desk what you'd have is one giant circle jerk, and

>You sure seem to think about *** sex a lot.

Circle jerks are the province of adolescents, irrespective of
sexuality.

On Mar 24, 8:41*pm, George M. Middius > wrote:
> Bryan wrote:
> >> if all everyone did is drive a desk what you'd have is one giant circle jerk, and
> >You sure seem to think about *** sex a lot.
>
> Circle jerks are the province of adolescents, irrespective of
> sexuality.

The first thing that came to mind was to ask, "Come again?" Your
reply made no sense, but the pun did. When I was ten or eleven, this
guy who had brought this erotic book to our place we went in a grove
of trees, suggested that we *cool each other off^. I wasn't
interested in anything sexual with other males, and I quit going to
that place with him or his brother who was my age, but I didn't get
all freaked out about it. Shit, sex was exciting, but I wasn't the
least bit interested in anything sexual with other males. There was a
girl whom I was wildly attracted to, but I was terrified that I'd fall
hopelessly in love with her, and in retrospect I think that I was
fearing getting spoiled of having access to a female body.
I'm not afraid of homosexuality, and pretty much never was. I was
afraid of developing essentially the relationship that I now have with
my wife, but with far less prospects for stability.

Bryan wrote:

>> >You sure seem to think about *** sex a lot.
>>
>> Circle jerks are the province of adolescents, irrespective of
>> sexuality.
>
>The first thing that came to mind was to ask, "Come again?" Your
>reply made no sense, but the pun did. When I was ten or eleven, this
>guy who had brought this erotic book to our place we went in a grove
>of trees, suggested that we *cool each other off^.

That's not a circle jerk. A circle jerk is a bunch of kids standing
around in a circle jacking off. The first one to *** is the "winner".

The movie Slaughter Rule depicted a circle jerk.

What you're talking about is mutual masturbation, I guess.

Brooklyn1 wrote:
>
> On Sat, 24 Mar 2012 16:47:14 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote:

> >People call it "unemployment" for short. It's really called
> >unemployment insurance. It's insurance, paid for by the employer. It's
> >a state program, here in the US, so how it works varies by state.
> >Generally, employers pay premiums based on their payroll and how much
> >they lay off. Employers who have a lot of seasonal work, pay higher
> >premiums because they lay a lot of people off. It's part of the cost of
> >doing business.
> >
> >If you don't wish to take the insurance payments that are due to you,
> >that's fine, but it isn't a government handout.
>
> It's a government cop out... unemployment insurance is government's
> way of failing at doing its job but instead shifting the blame for
> lack of employment onto both the employer and the employee.
>
> Gary is not saying he's not taking the unemployment insurance money
> because it's a government handout, you're the one jumping to that
> conclusion (you probably drive a desk), what he's saying is that he'd
> rather do meaningful work instead of vegetating in front of a TV all
> day for month after month after month until eventually becoming a
> useless POS. And I totally agree... painting houses is far better
> than atrophing into a slug.

Thank you Sheldon. And I didn't say it was a government handout either.
That said, it is monitored and run by the state government. The employer
does NOT pay this directly to an insurance company...it's paid to the state
each month via 'unemployment tax.' You apply for it through the state, not
an insurance company. And if you are receiving it, you have to report back
to the state once a week and tell them if you worked at all, and if not,
they require you provide names and contact of 5 companies that you applied
for work.

I actually know several people that abuse this.... They don't look for work
but they go through the phone book each week and provide 5 companies that
they supposedly applied for. The one I know personally has even worked
during the time but reported no income so he can still get his weekly
payments. The abuse is widespread and the state is too busy to check up on
people. It disgusts me.

As I said, work is easy here to come by if you try. Too many people change
their budget to live on the unemployment *insurance* and then milk it until
it runs out. A year or so, I think it is here.

Gary

Bwrrrryan wrote:
>Brooklyn1 wrote:
>
>> if all everyone did is drive a desk what you'd have is one giant circle jerk, and
>> the house would never get painted.
>
>You sure seem to think about *** sex a lot.

Huh? What does group masturbation have to do with queer sex,
Bwrrrryan?

On Sun, 25 Mar 2012 11:14:39 -0500, Gary > wrote:

>Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>
>> On Sat, 24 Mar 2012 16:47:14 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote:
>
>> >People call it "unemployment" for short. It's really called
>> >unemployment insurance. It's insurance, paid for by the employer. It's
>> >a state program, here in the US, so how it works varies by state.
>> >Generally, employers pay premiums based on their payroll and how much
>> >they lay off. Employers who have a lot of seasonal work, pay higher
>> >premiums because they lay a lot of people off. It's part of the cost of
>> >doing business.
>> >
>> >If you don't wish to take the insurance payments that are due to you,
>> >that's fine, but it isn't a government handout.
>>
>> It's a government cop out... unemployment insurance is government's
>> way of failing at doing its job but instead shifting the blame for
>> lack of employment onto both the employer and the employee.
>>
>> Gary is not saying he's not taking the unemployment insurance money
>> because it's a government handout, you're the one jumping to that
>> conclusion (you probably drive a desk), what he's saying is that he'd
>> rather do meaningful work instead of vegetating in front of a TV all
>> day for month after month after month until eventually becoming a
>> useless POS. And I totally agree... painting houses is far better
>> than atrophing into a slug.
>
>Thank you Sheldon. And I didn't say it was a government handout either.
>That said, it is monitored and run by the state government. The employer
>does NOT pay this directly to an insurance company...it's paid to the state
>each month via 'unemployment tax.' You apply for it through the state, not
>an insurance company. And if you are receiving it, you have to report back
>to the state once a week and tell them if you worked at all, and if not,
>they require you provide names and contact of 5 companies that you applied
>for work.
>
>I actually know several people that abuse this.... They don't look for work
>but they go through the phone book each week and provide 5 companies that
>they supposedly applied for. The one I know personally has even worked
>during the time but reported no income so he can still get his weekly
>payments. The abuse is widespread and the state is too busy to check up on
>people. It disgusts me.
>
>As I said, work is easy here to come by if you try. Too many people change
>their budget to live on the unemployment *insurance* and then milk it until
>it runs out. A year or so, I think it is here.

Yup, unemployment insurance is just a giant bureaucracy operated by
totally worthless desk driving POS. And I agree, work is very easy to
come by if one actually wants to work. Unfortunately the politicos
make it very desirable to live off the grubbermint tit.

Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:

> Huh? What does group masturbation have to do with queer sex,

You mean you've been giving handjobs to guys for the last six decades
and you never knew it was ***? Or is that just your EXCUSE?

Bob