Is it safe? Is it worth purchasing? Are there any better alternatives?


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*Dear Noah,
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*We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
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*Sincerely,
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*Unicorns
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*Dear Twilight fans,
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*Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through
them, they can never get an erection.
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*Enjoy fantasizing about that.
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*Logic
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*Dear Icebergs,
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*Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
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*Sincerely,
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*The Titanic
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*Dear America ,
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*You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
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*Sincerely,
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*Canada
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*Dear Yahoo,
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*I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it ..." Just saying...
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*Sincerely,
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*Google
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*Dear 2010,
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*So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
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*Sincerely,
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*1985
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*Dear girls who have been dumped,
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*There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
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*Sincerely,
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*BP
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*Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
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*Please make one for every skin color.
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*Sincerely,
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*Black people
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*Dear Scissors,
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*I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
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*Sincerely,
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*Sarah Palin
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*Dear Customers,
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*Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
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*Sincerely,
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*Nail Salon Ladies
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*Dear World,
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*Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some
Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
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*Sincerely,
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*The Mayans
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*Dear White People,
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*D on't you just hate immigrants?
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*Sincerely,
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*Native Americans
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*Dear iPhone,
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*Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of
shut.
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*Sincerely,
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*Every iPhone User
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*Dear Trash,
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*At least you get picked up....
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*Sincerely,
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*The Girls of Jersey Shore
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*Dear Man,
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*It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
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*Sincerely,
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*Elephant
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On 2012-03-27, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds > wrote:
> Is it safe? Is it worth purchasing? Are there any better alternatives?

I gotta admit ....that's the funniest, TOTALLY non-regulation, sig I've
ever seen.

(I even saved it and sent it on to my friend, who maddeningly sends
me those incredibly stupid chain emails)

nb

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In article >, notbob >
wrote:

> On 2012-03-27, Malcom "Mal" Reynolds > wrote:
> > Is it safe? Is it worth purchasing? Are there any better alternatives?
>
> I gotta admit ....that's the funniest, TOTALLY non-regulation, sig I've
> ever seen.
>
> (I even saved it and sent it on to my friend, who maddeningly sends
> me those incredibly stupid chain emails)
>
> nb

I have to admit that it really wasn't meant so much as a sig, but as a way to
get around my news servers requirement for a "real text content", but then again
it's a free News Server and I have to put up with its quirks. But then again,
they were funny quips

These small notes speak a hundred words. They are funny and good to read.