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http://www.ksdk.com/news/health/arti...in-popularity-

"The body rapidly goes into profound ketosis. And when you're in
ketosis the body starts to burn fat not muscle which is why you lose
so much weight so quickly," Di Pietro said.

;-)

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On Apr 18, 12:42*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
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>
> "The body rapidly goes into profound ketosis. And when you're in
> ketosis the body starts to burn fat not muscle which is why you lose
> so much weight so quickly," Di Pietro said.
>
> ;-)
>
> John Kuthe...


Phone. Use it.
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On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 09:56:12 -0700 (PDT), BillyZoom
> wrote:

>On Apr 18, 12:42*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
>> http://www.ksdk.com/news/health/arti...g-Tube-diets-g...
>>
>> "The body rapidly goes into profound ketosis. And when you're in
>> ketosis the body starts to burn fat not muscle which is why you lose
>> so much weight so quickly," Di Pietro said.
>>
>> ;-)
>>
>> John Kuthe...

>
>Phone. Use it.


Brain! Use it!

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On Apr 18, 1:17*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 09:56:12 -0700 (PDT), BillyZoom
>
> > wrote:
> >On Apr 18, 12:42*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
> >>http://www.ksdk.com/news/health/arti...g-Tube-diets-g....

>
> >> "The body rapidly goes into profound ketosis. And when you're in
> >> ketosis the body starts to burn fat not muscle which is why you lose
> >> so much weight so quickly," Di Pietro said.

>
> >> ;-)

>
> >> John Kuthe...

>
> >Phone. Use it.

>
> Brain! Use it!
>
> ;-)
>
> John Kuthe...


Jam it, queer.
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On Apr 18, 11:42*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
> http://www.ksdk.com/news/health/arti...g-Tube-diets-g...
>
> "The body rapidly goes into profound ketosis. And when you're in
> ketosis the body starts to burn fat not muscle which is why you lose
> so much weight so quickly," Di Pietro said.
>

I saw that several days ago. Yesterday, I told the parish nurse about
it. I told her that I thought I was pretty hardcore until I read
about those brides, and thought, "Man, I ain't shit. Zero grams of
carbs, and through an NG tube." The tube would be a deal-breaker for
me.
>
> John Kuthe...


--Bryan


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On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:29:41 -0700 (PDT), Bryan
> wrote:

>On Apr 18, 11:42*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
>> http://www.ksdk.com/news/health/arti...g-Tube-diets-g...
>>
>> "The body rapidly goes into profound ketosis. And when you're in
>> ketosis the body starts to burn fat not muscle which is why you lose
>> so much weight so quickly," Di Pietro said.
>>

>I saw that several days ago. Yesterday, I told the parish nurse about
>it. I told her that I thought I was pretty hardcore until I read
>about those brides, and thought, "Man, I ain't shit. Zero grams of
>carbs, and through an NG tube." The tube would be a deal-breaker for
>me.
>>
>> John Kuthe...

>
>--Bryan


Yeah, a G-tube would be a lot more comfortable! I've cared for a
number of patients with those.

Scary thing I saw on a show about anorexics. This one anorexic they
were treating was a nurse and they had put a G-tube in her to feed
her, in addition to her oral food, and she was so hard core anorexic
she was purging the food she ate from her G-tube!

They had to remove her G-tube for that reason!

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On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:26:57 -0700 (PDT), BillyZoom
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>Jam it, queer.


Have a nice day BillyRUDE!!

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On Apr 18, 1:43*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:26:57 -0700 (PDT), > wrote:
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> ...
>
> >Jam it, queer.

>
> Have a nice day BillyRUDE!!
>
> :-)
>
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Die screaming, Johny.
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On Apr 18, 12:43*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:29:41 -0700 (PDT), Bryan
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> >On Apr 18, 11:42 am, John Kuthe > wrote:
> >>http://www.ksdk.com/news/health/arti...g-Tube-diets-g....

>
> >> "The body rapidly goes into profound ketosis. And when you're in
> >> ketosis the body starts to burn fat not muscle which is why you lose
> >> so much weight so quickly," Di Pietro said.

>
> >I saw that several days ago. *Yesterday, I told the parish nurse about
> >it. *I told her that I thought I was pretty hardcore until I read
> >about those brides, and thought, "Man, I ain't shit. *Zero grams of
> >carbs, and through an NG tube." *The tube would be a deal-breaker for
> >me.

>
> >> John Kuthe...

>
> >--Bryan

>
> Yeah, a G-tube would be a lot more comfortable! I've cared for a
> number of patients with those.
>

What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
take with a sip of water every however many minutes. If each capsule
had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
waking time.
576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. Add some
indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. Heck, let's throw
in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
thousand.

Someone should make those capsules. Way better than a feeding tube.
>
> John Kuthe...


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On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:00:05 -0700 (PDT), BillyZoom
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>On Apr 18, 1:43*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
>> On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:26:57 -0700 (PDT), > wrote:
>>
>> ...
>>
>> >Jam it, queer.

>>
>> Have a nice day BillyRUDE!!
>>
>> :-)
>>
>> John Kuthe...

>
>Die screaming, Johny.


I love you too, BillyBeligerant!

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On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:10:26 -0700 (PDT), Bryan
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....
>What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
>take with a sip of water every however many minutes. If each capsule
>had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
>isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
>waking time.
>576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. Add some
>indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
>you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. Heck, let's throw
>in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
>thousand.
>
>Someone should make those capsules. Way better than a feeding tube.


Another business opportunity knocking!! ;-)

Dr Bryan's Diet Capsules!

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On Apr 18, 1:22*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:10:26 -0700 (PDT), > wrote:
>
> ...
>
> >What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> >take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> >had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> >isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> >waking time.
> >576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> >indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> >you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> >in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> >thousand.

>
> >Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube.

>
> Another business opportunity knocking!! ;-)
>
> Dr Bryan's Diet Capsules!


I don't think something like that is patentable. It's kind of similar
to the sunflower seed diet.

Through the miracles of conventional breeding, there are two new types
of sunflower oil, high oleic, and high stearic-high oleic.
http://www.sunflowernsa.com/uploads/...oleic_ss10.pdf

I figured maybe you were missing my fatty acid posts.
>
> John Kuthe...


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On Apr 18, 2:22*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:10:26 -0700 (PDT), > wrote:
>
> ...
>
> >What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> >take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> >had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> >isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> >waking time.
> >576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> >indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> >you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> >in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> >thousand.

>
> >Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube.

>
> Another business opportunity knocking!! ;-)
>
> Dr Bryan's Diet Capsules!
>
> John Kuthe...


Mince, mince, mince. Slurp, slurp, slurp. Take it to private email you
moron. That and the bitchy catfight you will undoubtedly start soon.
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On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:23:21 -0700 (PDT), BillyZoom
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>
>Mince, mince, mince. Slurp, slurp, slurp. Take it to private email you
>moron. That and the bitchy catfight you will undoubtedly start soon.


ROWR!!!! ;-)

Have a nice day BillyMEOW!

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On Apr 18, 4:32*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
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> ...
>
>
>
> >Mince, mince, mince. Slurp, slurp, slurp. Take it to private email you
> >moron. That and the bitchy catfight you will undoubtedly start soon.

>
> ROWR!!!! ;-)
>
> Have a nice day BillyMEOW!
>
> John Kuthe...


No wonder your wife divorced you. You are such a mincing queen.


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On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:11:01 -0700 (PDT), BillyZoom
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>No wonder your wife divorced you. You are such a mincing queen.


Aw, that's sweet! Have a pleasant evening BillyFUNGUY!

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On Apr 18, 3:23*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:
> On Apr 18, 2:22*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:10:26 -0700 (PDT), > wrote:

>
> > ...

>
> > >What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> > >take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> > >had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> > >isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> > >waking time.
> > >576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> > >indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> > >you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> > >in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> > >thousand.

>
> > >Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube.

>
> > Another business opportunity knocking!! ;-)

>
> > Dr Bryan's Diet Capsules!

>
> > John Kuthe...

>
> Mince, mince, mince. Slurp, slurp, slurp. Take it to private email you
> moron. That and the bitchy catfight you will undoubtedly start soon.


I live my life in public, Billy. Seems like the only thing you do
here is stalk John. I don't need you to fight my battles, and the
exchanges between you and John are the most boring thing on this NG.
Perhaps you two should "take it to private email."

--Bryan
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On Apr 18, 8:29*pm, Bryan > wrote:
> On Apr 18, 3:23*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:
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>
>
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> > On Apr 18, 2:22*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:

>
> > > On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:10:26 -0700 (PDT), > wrote:

>
> > > ...

>
> > > >What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> > > >take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> > > >had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> > > >isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> > > >waking time.
> > > >576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> > > >indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> > > >you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> > > >in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> > > >thousand.

>
> > > >Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube.

>
> > > Another business opportunity knocking!! ;-)

>
> > > Dr Bryan's Diet Capsules!

>
> > > John Kuthe...

>
> > Mince, mince, mince. Slurp, slurp, slurp. Take it to private email you
> > moron. That and the bitchy catfight you will undoubtedly start soon.

>
> I live my life in public, Billy. *Seems like the only thing you do
> here is stalk John. *I don't need you to fight my battles, and the
> exchanges between you and John are the most boring thing on this NG.
> Perhaps you two should "take it to private email."
>
> --Bryan


The only thing Johny does is stalk you. And I would have to claim that
the exchanges between the two of you are far more boring.
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On Apr 18, 8:25*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
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> ...
>
> >No wonder your wife divorced you. You are such a mincing queen.

>
> Aw, that's sweet! Have a pleasant evening BillyFUNGUY!
>
> John Kuthe...


Have a tumor, JohnyDICKSMOKER. Johny? Johny, are you?
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On Apr 18, 7:53*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:
> On Apr 18, 8:29*pm, Bryan > wrote:
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>
>
>
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>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 18, 3:23*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:

>
> > > On Apr 18, 2:22*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:

>
> > > > On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:10:26 -0700 (PDT), > wrote:

>
> > > > ...

>
> > > > >What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> > > > >take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> > > > >had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> > > > >isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> > > > >waking time.
> > > > >576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> > > > >indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> > > > >you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> > > > >in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> > > > >thousand.

>
> > > > >Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube.

>
> > > > Another business opportunity knocking!! ;-)

>
> > > > Dr Bryan's Diet Capsules!

>
> > > > John Kuthe...

>
> > > Mince, mince, mince. Slurp, slurp, slurp. Take it to private email you
> > > moron. That and the bitchy catfight you will undoubtedly start soon.

>
> > I live my life in public, Billy. *Seems like the only thing you do
> > here is stalk John. *I don't need you to fight my battles, and the
> > exchanges between you and John are the most boring thing on this NG.
> > Perhaps you two should "take it to private email."

>
> > --Bryan

>
> The only thing Johny does is stalk you. And I would have to claim that
> the exchanges between the two of you are far more boring.


Your claim would be incorrect. At least from my end, I often use
John's posts as a jumping off point to write about food. I get how
you despise him. He's been despicable on this NG, but he has
contributed more on-topic than you have, though that's not saying
much. You telling us to take it to email was silly.

--Bryan


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On Apr 18, 9:33*pm, Bryan > wrote:
> On Apr 18, 7:53*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:
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>
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>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 18, 8:29*pm, Bryan > wrote:

>
> > > On Apr 18, 3:23*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:

>
> > > > On Apr 18, 2:22*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:

>
> > > > > On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:10:26 -0700 (PDT), > wrote:

>
> > > > > ...

>
> > > > > >What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> > > > > >take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> > > > > >had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> > > > > >isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> > > > > >waking time.
> > > > > >576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> > > > > >indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> > > > > >you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> > > > > >in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> > > > > >thousand.

>
> > > > > >Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube.

>
> > > > > Another business opportunity knocking!! ;-)

>
> > > > > Dr Bryan's Diet Capsules!

>
> > > > > John Kuthe...

>
> > > > Mince, mince, mince. Slurp, slurp, slurp. Take it to private email you
> > > > moron. That and the bitchy catfight you will undoubtedly start soon..

>
> > > I live my life in public, Billy. *Seems like the only thing you do
> > > here is stalk John. *I don't need you to fight my battles, and the
> > > exchanges between you and John are the most boring thing on this NG.
> > > Perhaps you two should "take it to private email."

>
> > > --Bryan

>
> > The only thing Johny does is stalk you. And I would have to claim that
> > the exchanges between the two of you are far more boring.

>
> Your claim would be incorrect. *At least from my end, I often use
> John's posts as a jumping off point to write about food. *I get how
> you despise him. *He's been despicable on this NG, but he has
> contributed more on-topic than you have, though that's not saying
> much. *You telling us to take it to email was silly.
>
> --Bryan


Okay, well I have no problems with you besides your association with
Kuthe. You DO contribute. I'll even grant you that he's posted more on
topic than me. That says nothing, because I don't really HAVE much to
contribute. I was a happy lurker until he and a couple others got me
so annoyed I started posting to make them as miserable as they make
me. I WILL disagree on my taking it to email comment. I know you try
to steer things back to subjects that may interest others. Johny
doesn't cooperate. He makes it about the two of you. My comments are
directed at him. If he wants to say something hateful to you, or
remember past times, or suck your dick - just contact you personally.
Unfortunately, queens gotta be queens. He needs the attention.
Unfortunately, he's ruined his current, past and future careers as a
result.
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Hope your evening's been as pleasant and enriching as mine,
BillyBLANK!

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On Apr 18, 9:13*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:
> On Apr 18, 9:33*pm, Bryan > wrote:
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>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 18, 7:53*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:

>
> > > On Apr 18, 8:29*pm, Bryan > wrote:

>
> > > > On Apr 18, 3:23*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:

>
> > > > > On Apr 18, 2:22*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:

>
> > > > > > On Wed, 18 Apr 2012 11:10:26 -0700 (PDT), > wrote:

>
> > > > > > ...

>
> > > > > > >What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> > > > > > >take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> > > > > > >had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> > > > > > >isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> > > > > > >waking time.
> > > > > > >576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> > > > > > >indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> > > > > > >you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> > > > > > >in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> > > > > > >thousand.

>
> > > > > > >Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube.

>
> > > > > > Another business opportunity knocking!! ;-)

>
> > > > > > Dr Bryan's Diet Capsules!

>
> > > > > > John Kuthe...

>
> > > > > Mince, mince, mince. Slurp, slurp, slurp. Take it to private email you
> > > > > moron. That and the bitchy catfight you will undoubtedly start soon.

>
> > > > I live my life in public, Billy. *Seems like the only thing you do
> > > > here is stalk John. *I don't need you to fight my battles, and the
> > > > exchanges between you and John are the most boring thing on this NG..
> > > > Perhaps you two should "take it to private email."

>
> > > > --Bryan

>
> > > The only thing Johny does is stalk you. And I would have to claim that
> > > the exchanges between the two of you are far more boring.

>
> > Your claim would be incorrect. *At least from my end, I often use
> > John's posts as a jumping off point to write about food. *I get how
> > you despise him. *He's been despicable on this NG, but he has
> > contributed more on-topic than you have, though that's not saying
> > much. *You telling us to take it to email was silly.

>
> > --Bryan

>
> Okay, well I have no problems with you besides your association with
> Kuthe. You DO contribute. I'll even grant you that he's posted more on
> topic than me. That says nothing, because I don't really HAVE much to
> contribute. I was a happy lurker until he and a couple others got me
> so annoyed I started posting to make them as miserable as they make
> me. I WILL disagree on my taking it to email comment. I know you try
> to steer things back to subjects that may interest others. Johny
> doesn't cooperate. He makes it about the two of you. My comments are
> directed at him. If he wants to say something hateful to you, or
> remember past times, or suck your dick - just contact you personally.
> Unfortunately, queens gotta be queens. He needs the attention.
> Unfortunately, he's ruined his current, past and future careers as a
> result.


John doesn't want to suck my dick, and we are both hetero. Your
homophobic shit is offensive. Whatever John's faults, he is not a
homophobic bigot.

--Bryan
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> I was a happy lurker until he and a couple others got me
> so annoyed I started posting to make them as miserable as they make me.


I think you've put a finger on the nub of your psychosis.


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On Apr 19, 7:09*am, George M. Middius > wrote:
> BoobyNazi wrote:
> > *I was a happy lurker until he and a couple others got me
> > so annoyed I started posting to make them as miserable as they make me.

>
> I think you've put a finger on the nub of your psychosis.


You gotta love the honesty though.

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Bryan wrote:

> > BoobyNazi wrote:


> > > *I was a happy lurker until he and a couple others got me
> > > so annoyed I started posting to make them as miserable as they make me.

> >
> > I think you've put a finger on the nub of your psychosis.

>
> You gotta love the honesty though.


True. Maybe it'll rub off on Queen Mary.

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Bryan wrote:
>
> What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> take with a sip of water every however many minutes. If each capsule
> had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> waking time.
> 576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. Add some
> indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. Heck, let's throw
> in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> thousand.
>
> Someone should make those capsules. Way better than a feeding tube.


You and your buddy John need to chill, imo.

Now you're talking about eating nothing but gel caps for nutrition and maybe
a couple of hits of vodka for fun each day? Don't forget to add a surgical
sponge in your stomach to absorb water so you will feel full.

I think you should both move back in together again. Eventually you can
start eating normal meals again...even the evil carbs...as long as they
don't come from China!

shheez! ;O
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On Apr 19, 6:45*pm, Gary > wrote:
> Bryan wrote:
>
> > What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> > take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> > had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> > isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> > waking time.
> > 576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> > indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> > you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> > in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> > thousand.

>
> > Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube.

>
> You and your buddy John need to chill, imo.
>
> Now you're talking about eating nothing but gel caps for nutrition and maybe
> a couple of hits of vodka for fun each day? *Don't forget to add a surgical
> sponge in your stomach to absorb water so you will feel full.
>
> I think you should both move back in together again. *Eventually you can
> start eating normal meals again...even the evil carbs...as long as they
> don't come from China!
>
> shheez! *;O


See, Bryan? You need to cut that loser out of your life. I assumed you
were strange because of your association with Johny. Now I'm not so
sure. If you ignored him, I think he might disappear. Nobody else even
tolerates him. And by the way, if you don't believe he wants to suck
your cock you're crazy. He's like a 13 year-old girl alternately
fighting with/fawning over you.
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On Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:20:58 -0700 (PDT), BillyZoom
> wrote:
....

BillyBravo, are you mad at me? Did I say something to offend you?

John Kuthe...
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On Apr 19, 7:27*pm, John Kuthe > wrote:
> On Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:20:58 -0700 (PDT), > wrote:
>
> ...
>
> BillyBravo, are you mad at me? Did I say something to offend you?
>
> John Kuthe...


Slurp, slurp, slurp.


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On Apr 19, 6:20*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:
> On Apr 19, 6:45*pm, Gary > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > Bryan wrote:

>
> > > What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> > > take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> > > had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> > > isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> > > waking time.
> > > 576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> > > indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> > > you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> > > in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> > > thousand.

>
> > > Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube..

>
> > You and your buddy John need to chill, imo.

>
> > Now you're talking about eating nothing but gel caps for nutrition and maybe
> > a couple of hits of vodka for fun each day? *Don't forget to add a surgical
> > sponge in your stomach to absorb water so you will feel full.


You didn't read very carefully. The Sugar Free Citrucel fulfills that
role. I think that such capsules could be an excellent way to shock
the system into hardcore ketosis for a week or so.
>
> > I think you should both move back in together again. *Eventually you can
> > start eating normal meals again...even the evil carbs...as long as they
> > don't come from China!


John eats fairly normally. I stay low carb. Last Fall I got on the
scale at my doctor's office, and it read 203.x. This morning I got on
the scale and it was 165.8. Add 5 pounds or so for the extra clothes
at the doctor's, and the fact that it wasn't first thing in the
morning. That's 32 pounds, and I've actually put on upper body muscle
as well--though that might be offset by losing a little leg mass by
not carrying around so much weight. I don't live on supplements.
Sure, I use MCT oil every two or three days, but for breakfast I had 5
sausage patties and 3 large eggs, with two large iced coffees that
included liberal additions of half&half. For lunch I had a huge
Chinese inspired veggie thing that I described in another thread. For
dinner I'll be having spinach from my own garden with melted Gouda
cheese sauce, and some chicken breast I smoked a few days ago, and I
even put the juice of a small grapefruit and the leftover pulp from
squeezing my wife a huge glass of fresh OJ in with my water, vodka,
lime juice and sucralose beverage. That's not a conventional way of
eating, but it is perfectly consistent with Atkins maintenance. That
reminds me, I have yet to take my multivitamin, 3 fish oils and 3 milk
thistle caps.
>
> > shheez! *;O

>
> See, Bryan? You need to cut that loser out of your life. I assumed you
> were strange because of your association with Johny. Now I'm not so
> sure. If you ignored him, I think he might disappear. Nobody else even
> tolerates him. And by the way, if you don't believe he wants to suck
> your cock you're crazy. He's like a 13 year-old girl alternately
> fighting with/fawning over you.


Dude. He doesn't want to have sex with me or any other guy. Why do
you equate ****ed up personal dynamics with sexual orientation? Oh,
and The Loser and I don't interact in the real world anymore. It's
kind of funny all of the insulting nicknames folks here have given
other folks.

Anyway, time to make the cheesy spinach.

--Bryan
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John Kuthe wrote:

> BillyBravo, are you mad at me? Did I say something to offend you?


I think he wants to sext with you.


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On Apr 19, 8:16*pm, Bryan > wrote:
> On Apr 19, 6:20*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 19, 6:45*pm, Gary > wrote:

>
> > > Bryan wrote:

>
> > > > What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> > > > take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> > > > had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> > > > isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> > > > waking time.
> > > > 576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> > > > indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> > > > you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> > > > in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> > > > thousand.

>
> > > > Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube.

>
> > > You and your buddy John need to chill, imo.

>
> > > Now you're talking about eating nothing but gel caps for nutrition and maybe
> > > a couple of hits of vodka for fun each day? *Don't forget to add a surgical
> > > sponge in your stomach to absorb water so you will feel full.

>
> You didn't read very carefully. *The Sugar Free Citrucel fulfills that
> role. *I think that such capsules could be an excellent way to shock
> the system into hardcore ketosis for a week or so.
>
>
>
> > > I think you should both move back in together again. *Eventually you can
> > > start eating normal meals again...even the evil carbs...as long as they
> > > don't come from China!

>
> John eats fairly normally. *I stay low carb. *Last Fall I got on the
> scale at my doctor's office, and it read 203.x. *This morning I got on
> the scale and it was 165.8. *Add 5 pounds or so for the extra clothes
> at the doctor's, and the fact that it wasn't first thing in the
> morning. *That's 32 pounds, and I've actually put on upper body muscle
> as well--though that might be offset by losing a little leg mass by
> not carrying around so much weight. *I don't live on supplements.
> Sure, I use MCT oil every two or three days, but for breakfast I had 5
> sausage patties and 3 large eggs, with two large iced coffees that
> included liberal additions of half&half. *For lunch I had a huge
> Chinese inspired veggie thing that I described in another thread. *For
> dinner I'll be having spinach from my own garden with melted Gouda
> cheese sauce, and some chicken breast I smoked a few days ago, and I
> even put the juice of a small grapefruit and the leftover pulp from
> squeezing my wife a huge glass of fresh OJ in with my water, vodka,
> lime juice and sucralose beverage. *That's not a conventional way of
> eating, but it is perfectly consistent with Atkins maintenance. *That
> reminds me, I have yet to take my multivitamin, 3 fish oils and 3 milk
> thistle caps.
>
>
>
> > > shheez! *;O

>
> > See, Bryan? You need to cut that loser out of your life. I assumed you
> > were strange because of your association with Johny. Now I'm not so
> > sure. If you ignored him, I think he might disappear. Nobody else even
> > tolerates him. And by the way, if you don't believe he wants to suck
> > your cock you're crazy. He's like a 13 year-old girl alternately
> > fighting with/fawning over you.

>
> Dude. *He doesn't want to have sex with me or any other guy. *Why do
> you equate ****ed up personal dynamics with sexual orientation? *Oh,
> and The Loser and I don't interact in the real world anymore. *It's
> kind of funny all of the insulting nicknames folks here have given
> other folks.
>
> Anyway, time to make the cheesy spinach.
>
> --Bryan


I don't base my conjecture that he wants you on anything but his
behavior here. You obviously don't know very much about *** men if you
think marriage and children mean anything. He's hanging on your every
word. He wants the bone.
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On Thu, 19 Apr 2012 20:23:48 -0400, George M. Middius
> wrote:

>John Kuthe wrote:
>
>> BillyBravo, are you mad at me? Did I say something to offend you?

>
>I think he wants to sext with you.
>


Probably!

;-)

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On Apr 19, 8:30*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:
> On Apr 19, 8:16*pm, Bryan > wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 19, 6:20*pm, BillyZoom > wrote:

>
> > > On Apr 19, 6:45*pm, Gary > wrote:

>
> > > > Bryan wrote:

>
> > > > > What would be even more comfortable would be to use gel caps that you
> > > > > take with a sip of water every however many minutes. *If each capsule
> > > > > had 1/2g fat (a mix of a high oleic oil and MCT) and 1/2g whey protein
> > > > > isolate, one could take 2 capsules every 15 minutes for 16 hours of
> > > > > waking time.
> > > > > 576kCal from fat and 256kCal from protein = 832kCal. *Add some
> > > > > indigestible fiber like Sugar Free Citrucel and a multivitamin, and
> > > > > you've got yourself a serious ketogenic crash diet. *Heck, let's throw
> > > > > in 102kCal from 2 shots of vodka, and we're still well under a
> > > > > thousand.

>
> > > > > Someone should make those capsules. *Way better than a feeding tube.

>
> > > > You and your buddy John need to chill, imo.

>
> > > > Now you're talking about eating nothing but gel caps for nutrition and maybe
> > > > a couple of hits of vodka for fun each day? *Don't forget to add a surgical
> > > > sponge in your stomach to absorb water so you will feel full.

>
> > You didn't read very carefully. *The Sugar Free Citrucel fulfills that
> > role. *I think that such capsules could be an excellent way to shock
> > the system into hardcore ketosis for a week or so.

>
> > > > I think you should both move back in together again. *Eventually you can
> > > > start eating normal meals again...even the evil carbs...as long as they
> > > > don't come from China!

>
> > John eats fairly normally. *I stay low carb. *Last Fall I got on the
> > scale at my doctor's office, and it read 203.x. *This morning I got on
> > the scale and it was 165.8. *Add 5 pounds or so for the extra clothes
> > at the doctor's, and the fact that it wasn't first thing in the
> > morning. *That's 32 pounds, and I've actually put on upper body muscle
> > as well--though that might be offset by losing a little leg mass by
> > not carrying around so much weight. *I don't live on supplements.
> > Sure, I use MCT oil every two or three days, but for breakfast I had 5
> > sausage patties and 3 large eggs, with two large iced coffees that
> > included liberal additions of half&half. *For lunch I had a huge
> > Chinese inspired veggie thing that I described in another thread. *For
> > dinner I'll be having spinach from my own garden with melted Gouda
> > cheese sauce, and some chicken breast I smoked a few days ago, and I
> > even put the juice of a small grapefruit and the leftover pulp from
> > squeezing my wife a huge glass of fresh OJ in with my water, vodka,
> > lime juice and sucralose beverage. *That's not a conventional way of
> > eating, but it is perfectly consistent with Atkins maintenance. *That
> > reminds me, I have yet to take my multivitamin, 3 fish oils and 3 milk
> > thistle caps.

>
> > > > shheez! *;O

>
> > > See, Bryan? You need to cut that loser out of your life. I assumed you
> > > were strange because of your association with Johny. Now I'm not so
> > > sure. If you ignored him, I think he might disappear. Nobody else even
> > > tolerates him. And by the way, if you don't believe he wants to suck
> > > your cock you're crazy. He's like a 13 year-old girl alternately
> > > fighting with/fawning over you.

>
> > Dude. *He doesn't want to have sex with me or any other guy. *Why do
> > you equate ****ed up personal dynamics with sexual orientation? *Oh,
> > and The Loser and I don't interact in the real world anymore. *It's
> > kind of funny all of the insulting nicknames folks here have given
> > other folks.

>
> > Anyway, time to make the cheesy spinach.

>
> > --Bryan

>
> I don't base my conjecture that he wants you on anything but his
> behavior here. You obviously don't know very much about *** men if you
> think marriage and children mean anything. He's hanging on your every
> word. He wants the bone.


No. He doesn't. I don't know a whole lot about *** men, though I
know enough to say that they deserve the same treatment as I do as a
hetero. There's nothing wrong with being LGBT. Over the years, if he
had expressed an interest in having sex with me, it would have been
turned down because I find male bodies pretty revolting, in fact far
more than most other completely hetero guys do. It wouldn't have even
made me not want to be friends. It really would have been a "No thank
you" thing. I don't care whether my platonic friends are male or
female, or whether they prefer male or female bodies. That's
irrelevant.
Whatever John's reasons are for making sure we won't be friends again,
and stalking me on this NG, only he knows. Perhaps there are aspects
of my personality that just grate on him, and that's understandable,
but why he decided to pick fights with me is a mystery. It's rather
bizarre. We had one falling out years ago, but have been friends
since then, up until the shit you've all seen here.
Cut the homophobic shit out. Being *** is fine, and insinuating that
it isn't by suggesting that when two males have personal conflicts,
that it must be a *** thing is ****ing ignorant, and makes you look
like a bigot.

--Bryan
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