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Default Spices and condiments lead to masturbation

At least according to the Mormons. Suggestion # 15 says: "Reduce the
amount of spices and condiments in your food. Eat as lightly as
possible at night."

Personally, I think that a combination of 11 and 19 sounds pretty
effective. Tie your hand to the bedpost and think about eating worms.
Those wacky Mormons!

http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html

--Bryan
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