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Spices and condiments lead to masturbation
At least according to the Mormons. Suggestion # 15 says: "Reduce the
amount of spices and condiments in your food. Eat as lightly as possible at night." Personally, I think that a combination of 11 and 19 sounds pretty effective. Tie your hand to the bedpost and think about eating worms. Those wacky Mormons! http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html --Bryan |
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