(garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)

Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
from stagnant water inside the hose.


Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
up?

On May 25, 12:50*pm, somebody > wrote:
> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> up?

Not enough kids eat dirt today. I still drink out of the hose.

On 5/25/2012 1:50 PM, somebody wrote:
> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
>
> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> up?


You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if
you want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings
on, is all.

On May 25, 12:50*pm, somebody > wrote:
> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> up?

Oh you can still drink out of the hose if you want. Don't you
remember what the water tasted like back in those days when you drank
out of a hose....it tasted like you were drinking out of a hose. I'm
sure the hose that is manufactured today is no different than the one
you drank out of as a kid. I bet the water tastes the same today
when you drink it. The only difference is that today it is required
by law for those warnings to be posted.

Personally I never would drink out of a hose, I couldn't stand that
taste.

On Fri, 25 May 2012 12:50:05 -0700 (PDT), somebody
> wrote:

>(garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
>Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
>
>Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>up?

Everyone knows that to drink water from a garden hose, you've got to
let the water run for a while first! Otherwise it tastes like the
HOSE!! Ick!

John Kuthe...

somebody wrote:

>(garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)

Wrong

>Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
>Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>up?

Just because people drink from garden hoses doesn't mean it's the
right thing to do, if your dog drinks from the toilet will you? Most
typical garden hoses are not designed to be used for potable water...
hoses meant for drinking water are made of different materials and are
identifiable by being white.
http://www.swanhose.com/p-marinecamper_spec-hose.shtml

"somebody" > wrote in message
...
> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
>
> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> up?

AFAIK, hoses have always said that. Or at least I've always known not to
drink out of one. My dad always said that a worm or a slug could be inside.

On Fri, 25 May 2012 15:38:21 -0500, John Kuthe >
wrote:

>On Fri, 25 May 2012 12:50:05 -0700 (PDT), somebody
> wrote:
>
>>(garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>>Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>>this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>>
>>Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>>up?
>
>Everyone knows that to drink water from a garden hose, you've got to
>let the water run for a while first! Otherwise it tastes like the
>HOSE!! Ick!

Wrong on both counts Hoses for potable water are made of a
bacteriostat material and of non corrosive metal... potable water hose
is identifiable by being white.

On 25/05/2012 4:00 PM, Chemo the Clown wrote:
> On May 25, 12:50 pm, > wrote:
>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>> up?
>
> Not enough kids eat dirt today. I still drink out of the hose.

So do I, but I let it run for a while first.

somebody wrote:
> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
>
> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> up?

What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

-S-

On May 25, 3:50*pm, somebody > wrote:
> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> up?

They banned firecrackers in Canada. They used to be such fun for
kids.
Also, we used to make our own gunpowder and blow up little dinky
toys. Actually it was more of a fast burn. You used to be able to
purchase sulfur and saltpeter at the pharmacy. Those times are over.

On May 25, 5:17*pm, "Steve Freides" > wrote:
> somebody wrote:
> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> > Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> > this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?
>
> What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
>
> -S-

We have a new pub in town. You won't catch me in there. What's it
called?
'The Honest Lawyer'.

On 5/25/2012 4:05 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:

> Wrong on both counts Hoses for potable water are made of a
> bacteriostat material and of non corrosive metal... potable water hose
> is identifiable by being white.


I told you, Sheldon... you don't know anything about plumbing and that
includes potable water hoses.

http://acehose.com/potable-water-hoses.htm
or
http://www.amazon.com/Camco-22833-Pr.../dp/B004RNR9BY
or
http://www.thegardenhosestore.com/pr...torhyde34x50-N
or
http://www.grainger.com/Grainger/COL...ter-Hose-5RRY2

But never let the fact that you don't know what you are talking about
ever stop you from posting!

George L

somebody wrote:
>
> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
>
> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> up?

We can ignore the labels on items. All the way up until we learn to
read and get a compulsion to read everything in sight ...

On May 25, 5:39*pm, Me-an Hugh > wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:17:01 -0400, "Steve Freides" > wrote:
> >somebody wrote:
> >> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> >> Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> >> this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> >> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> >> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> >> up?
>
> >What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
>
> Not NEARLY enough??

A good start.

On 5/25/2012 4:28 PM, ImStillMags wrote:

> Oh you can still drink out of the hose if you want. Don't you
> remember what the water tasted like back in those days when you drank
> out of a hose....it tasted like you were drinking out of a hose. I'm
> sure the hose that is manufactured today is no different than the one
> you drank out of as a kid. I bet the water tastes the same today
> when you drink it. The only difference is that today it is required
> by law for those warnings to be posted.
>
> Personally I never would drink out of a hose, I couldn't stand that
> taste.

My mother would tell us kids to drink out of the hose (rather
than letting dirty feet into the house). It tastes horrible!
It's the SAME WATER! Then you come drink out of the hose if it's
so good. (laugh) You know I never said that last line, no one wants
that wooden spoon punishment for talking back.

nancy

In article >,
somebody > wrote:

> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
>
> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> up?

do what ever you want...that's what lawyers are for

On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:17:01 -0400, "Steve Freides" >
wrote:

>somebody wrote:
>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>>
>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>> up?
>
>What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

[one of the hockey parents was a lawyer-- he knew them all<g>]
Jim

In article >, says...
>
> somebody wrote:
> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
> >
> > Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
> > this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
> >
> >
> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?
>
> What do you call 10,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

Cause for celebration?

A good start?

Lobster heaven?

On 5/25/2012 2:59 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> somebody wrote:
>
>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> Wrong
>
>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>> up?
>
> Just because people drink from garden hoses doesn't mean it's the
> right thing to do, if your dog drinks from the toilet will you? Most
> typical garden hoses are not designed to be used for potable water...
> hoses meant for drinking water are made of different materials and are
> identifiable by being white.
> http://www.swanhose.com/p-marinecamper_spec-hose.shtml


We're talking plain old garden hoses connected to common household
water, Sheldon. This isn't a specialized application where potable, gray
and black water have to be kept separate and plainly marked, or where
secondary water is being run through outdoor hose bibs.

On 5/25/2012 3:25 PM, Pennyaline wrote:
> On 5/25/2012 1:50 PM, somebody wrote:
>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>>
>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>> up?
>
>
> You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if
> you want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings
> on, is all.


If you look closely into that garden hose, there is a teeny tiny lawyer
inside.

--
Janet Wilder
Way-the-heck-south Texas
Spelling doesn't count. Cooking does.

somebody > wrote:
> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
>
> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> up?

There are special hoses for rv's as I just bought a new one.

Greg

"Pennyaline" > wrote in message
...
> On 5/25/2012 1:50 PM, somebody wrote:
>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>>
>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>> up?
>
> You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if you
> want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings on, is
> all.

Yep, lawyers. Just like McDonald's has to explain hot coffee is hot. You
may ride a bicycle without wearing a helmet. You may roller skate without
wearing knee pads. You may splash in deep puddles in the rain. You may
even drink out of the garden hose if you want to. When I was a kid we drank
out of the hose only because we didn't want to go inside for a glass of
water. Going inside carried the risk of being made to stay inside to do
something like homework

Jill

"Janet Wilder" > wrote in message
b.com...
> On 5/25/2012 3:25 PM, Pennyaline wrote:
>> On 5/25/2012 1:50 PM, somebody wrote:
>>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>>
>>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>>
>>>
>>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>>> up?
>>
>>
>> You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if
>> you want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings
>> on, is all.
>
>
> If you look closely into that garden hose, there is a teeny tiny lawyer
> inside.
>


do not, repeat DO NOT ever look into the end of a garden hose. It is just
asking for trouble, and these days immortality on YouTube.

On May 25, 4:42*pm, gregz > wrote:
> somebody > wrote:
> > (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> > Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> > this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> > from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?
>
> There are special hoses for rv's as I just bought a new one.
>

Exactly.

The big question he Why would people drink out of anything you can
buy at the dollar store? I mean it's the DOLLAR STORE.

On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:30:26 -0600, Pennyaline
> wrote:

>On 5/25/2012 2:59 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>> somebody wrote:
>>
>>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>> Wrong
>>
>>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>>>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>>
>>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>>> up?
>>
>> Just because people drink from garden hoses doesn't mean it's the
>> right thing to do, if your dog drinks from the toilet will you? Most
>> typical garden hoses are not designed to be used for potable water...
>> hoses meant for drinking water are made of different materials and are
>> identifiable by being white.
>> http://www.swanhose.com/p-marinecamper_spec-hose.shtml
>
>
>We're talking plain old garden hoses connected to common household
>water, Sheldon. This isn't a specialized application where potable, gray
>and black water have to be kept separate and plainly marked, or where
>secondary water is being run through outdoor hose bibs.

Are you normally thick, dense, and obtuse? I answered the question
correctly. Most garden hose manufacturers produce hoses specifically
for potable water (typically for RV, marine, and travel trailer use),
the standard color for identification is white. There is no law
regulating which hoses people drink from but it's wise to use those
specfically manufactured for potable water. Considering there are so
many self proclaimed know it alls at rfc I'm udderly amazed that no
one else knows about potable water hoses.
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/cata...pn=Garden_Hose
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hose

On 5/25/2012 6:53 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:30:26 -0600, Pennyaline
> > wrote:
>
>> On 5/25/2012 2:59 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>> somebody wrote:
>>>
>>>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>>
>>> Wrong
>>>
>>>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>>>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>>> >from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>>>
>>>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>>>> up?
>>>
>>> Just because people drink from garden hoses doesn't mean it's the
>>> right thing to do, if your dog drinks from the toilet will you? Most
>>> typical garden hoses are not designed to be used for potable water...
>>> hoses meant for drinking water are made of different materials and are
>>> identifiable by being white.
>>> http://www.swanhose.com/p-marinecamper_spec-hose.shtml
>>
>>
>> We're talking plain old garden hoses connected to common household
>> water, Sheldon. This isn't a specialized application where potable, gray
>> and black water have to be kept separate and plainly marked, or where
>> secondary water is being run through outdoor hose bibs.
>
> Are you normally thick, dense, and obtuse? I answered the question
> correctly. Most garden hose manufacturers produce hoses specifically
> for potable water (typically for RV, marine, and travel trailer use),
> the standard color for identification is white. There is no law
> regulating which hoses people drink from but it's wise to use those
> specfically manufactured for potable water. Considering there are so
> many self proclaimed know it alls at rfc I'm udderly amazed that no
> one else knows about potable water hoses.


<links snipped>


I'm being less thick, dense and obtuse than you, evidently. I was
talking about ordinary garden hoses, to which you responded that you
understood yet you continued to prattle about white hoses for potable
water and how you are the only one who knows anything about them. This
is going to be a long holiday weekend, Sheldon. I hope you have
something better to do than spoil for a fight all through it.

Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:30:26 -0600, Pennyaline
> > wrote:
>
>> On 5/25/2012 2:59 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>> somebody wrote:
>>>
>>>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>>
>>> Wrong
>>>
>>>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>>>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>>>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>>>
>>>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>>>> up?
>>>
>>> Just because people drink from garden hoses doesn't mean it's the
>>> right thing to do, if your dog drinks from the toilet will you? Most
>>> typical garden hoses are not designed to be used for potable water...
>>> hoses meant for drinking water are made of different materials and are
>>> identifiable by being white.
>>> http://www.swanhose.com/p-marinecamper_spec-hose.shtml
>>
>>
>> We're talking plain old garden hoses connected to common household
>> water, Sheldon. This isn't a specialized application where potable, gray
>> and black water have to be kept separate and plainly marked, or where
>> secondary water is being run through outdoor hose bibs.
>
> Are you normally thick, dense, and obtuse? I answered the question
> correctly. Most garden hose manufacturers produce hoses specifically
> for potable water (typically for RV, marine, and travel trailer use),
> the standard color for identification is white. There is no law
> regulating which hoses people drink from but it's wise to use those
> specfically manufactured for potable water. Considering there are so
> many self proclaimed know it alls at rfc I'm udderly amazed that no
> one else knows about potable water hoses.
> http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/cata...pn=Garden_Hose
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hose

Anybody who drank out of hoses usually can smell and taste vinyl type
smells, especially if it's just turned on.

Greg

On May 25, 4:25*pm, Pennyaline >
wrote:
On 5/25/2012 1:50 PM, somebody wrote:



> > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > up?


> You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if
> you want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings
> on, is all.



"Somebody" is one of the biggest complainers I've ever known. It
never ends. I'd like to take that hose and shove it into his mouth
and tape it closed, then turn it on full blast till the rubber cannon
blows enough water into his system to balloon him up triple normal
size and he explodes with such force that his body is essentially
turned into a grenade causing the death and destruction of his
neighbors and their property. Just to teach him a lesson, not to kill
him or anything. This Somebody guy (believe me, I know), he never
stops complaining. Tomorrow he'll complain that he drank out of the
hose and it tasted bad. He's always got something to gripe about, but
I'd like to give him something new and improved to up his complaint
quotient. The guy should be thankful he's got a lawn. Not really, a
wall is just a horizontal wall. But I enjoy listening to Somebody
complain. In fact I like hearing it from everyone, even myself.

TJ

Tommy Joe wrote:

> "Somebody" is one of the biggest complainers I've ever known. It
> never ends.

What behaviors do "complainers" exhibit? I can't keep up with your
classification system.

On May 25, 8:53*pm, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 17:30:26 -0600, Pennyaline
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> >On 5/25/2012 2:59 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> >> somebody wrote:
>
> >>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> >> Wrong
>
> >>> Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> >>> this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> >>>from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> >>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> >>> up?
>
> >> Just because people drink from garden hoses doesn't mean it's the
> >> right thing to do, if your dog drinks from the toilet will you? *Most
> >> typical garden hoses are not designed to be used for potable water...
> >> hoses meant for drinking water are made of different materials and are
> >> identifiable by being white.
> >>http://www.swanhose.com/p-marinecamper_spec-hose.shtml
>
> >We're talking plain old garden hoses connected to common household
> >water, Sheldon. This isn't a specialized application where potable, gray
> >and black water have to be kept separate and plainly marked, or where
> >secondary water is being run through outdoor hose bibs.
>

"... I'm udderly amazed."

You have a thing for cow boobs?

On May 25, 10:13*pm, Tommy Joe > wrote:
> On May 25, 4:25*pm, Pennyaline >
> wrote:
> On 5/25/2012 1:50 PM, somebody wrote:
>
> > > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > > up?
> > You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if
> > you want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings
> > on, is all.
>
> * * "Somebody" is one of the biggest complainers I've ever known. *It
> never ends. *I'd like to take that hose and shove it into his mouth
> and tape it closed, then turn it on full blast till the rubber cannon
> blows enough water into his system to balloon him up triple normal
> size and he explodes with such force that his body is essentially
> turned into a grenade causing the death and destruction of his
> neighbors and their property. *Just to teach him a lesson, not to kill
> him or anything. *This Somebody guy (believe me, I know), he never
> stops complaining. *Tomorrow he'll complain that he drank out of the
> hose and it tasted bad. *He's always got something to gripe about, but
> I'd like to give him something new and improved to up his complaint
> quotient. *The guy should be thankful he's got a lawn. *Not really, a
> wall is just a horizontal wall. *But I enjoy listening to Somebody
> complain. *In fact I like hearing it from everyone, even myself.
>
> TJ

Too bad NC voted down *** marriage.

On May 25, 10:14*pm, George M. Middius > wrote:
> Tommy Joe wrote:
> > "Somebody" is one of the biggest complainers I've ever known. *It
> > never ends.
>
> What behaviors do "complainers" exhibit? I can't keep up with your
> classification system.

basically, anyone that is "not him" is a complainer, whiner, ne'er do
well... Though sometimes he gets pantheistic and sometimes Buddha
inspires him to say something not completely retarded-- it does get
confusing. If I were ***, I'd marry him. But unfortunately, I'm
not... I mean fortunately.

On May 25, 10:13*pm, Tommy Joe > wrote:
> On May 25, 4:25*pm, Pennyaline >
> wrote:
> On 5/25/2012 1:50 PM, somebody wrote:
>
> > > Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> > > up?
> > You can do whatever you want within the law. Drink out of the hose if
> > you want. Nobody is stopping you. They just have to put those warnings
> > on, is all.
>
> * * "Somebody" is one of the biggest complainers I've ever known. *It
> never ends. *I'd like to take that hose and shove it into his mouth
> and tape it closed, then turn it on full blast till the rubber cannon
> blows enough water into his system to balloon him up triple normal
> size and he explodes with such force that his body is essentially
> turned into a grenade causing the death and destruction of his
> neighbors and their property. *Just to teach him a lesson, not to kill
> him or anything. *This Somebody guy (believe me, I know), he never
> stops complaining. *Tomorrow he'll complain that he drank out of the
> hose and it tasted bad. *He's always got something to gripe about, but
> I'd like to give him something new and improved to up his complaint
> quotient. *The guy should be thankful he's got a lawn. *Not really, a
> wall is just a horizontal wall. *But I enjoy listening to Somebody
> complain. *In fact I like hearing it from everyone, even myself.
>
> TJ

Today was wonderful. I got a great garden hose for only $10-- though
a bit disappointed I can't drink out of it. And got a new pair of
shorts. They are a bit tight, but incentive to keep losing weight me-
hopes. Ex-wife was a bit abrupt on the phone this eve, but there's a
reason she's the ex-wife. Should says reasons, plural... The world
is a wonderful place today. Got the platform bed setup and brother
comes to visit tomorrow. Supposed to play cards Sunday and get pizza
with my 88 year old day and his wife, and brother and sister. He
still usually wins when we play.. Maybe we'll get Domino's for dinner
but probably not the gluten-free crust. I'd like to go to El Nopal,
but apparently no one else does. Deciding on where/what to eat with my
family is nutters. Especially my sister. She will agree to somewhere
but then always tries to manipulate everyone into going where she
wants to go. But that's okay. The world is a wonderful place.
Nothing to complain about on this planet today.

I think I will go watch an episode of Community, or maybe High Noon.
I heard on NPR it's the most screened movie in the White House.
During the Clinton years it was shown 20 times!

On May 25, 4:24*pm, George Leppla > wrote:
>
> On 5/25/2012 4:05 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>
> > Wrong on both counts *Hoses for potable water are made of a
> > bacteriostat material and of non corrosive metal... potable water hose
> > is identifiable by being white.
>
> I told you, Sheldon... you don't know anything about plumbing and that
> includes potable water hoses.
>
> http://acehose.com/potable-water-hoses.htm
> orhttp://www.amazon.com/Camco-22833-Premium-Drinking-Water/dp/B004RNR9BY
> orhttp://www.thegardenhosestore.com/product/Gatorhyde34x50-N
> orhttp://www.grainger.com/Grainger/COLORITE-Water-Hose-5RRY2
>
> But never let the fact that you don't know what you are talking about
> ever stop you from posting!
>
> George L

>
>
Your sources may be correct but we always just bought a white garden
hose for drinking water in the motor home.

On 5/25/2012 7:43 PM, spamtrap1888 wrote:
> On May 25, 4:42 pm, > wrote:
>> > wrote:
>>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>>
>>> Inside the package cover it says: WARNING! Do not drink water out of
>>> this hose. The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
>>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>>
>>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
>>> up?
>>
>> There are special hoses for rv's as I just bought a new one.
>>
>
> Exactly.
>
> The big question he Why would people drink out of anything you can
> buy at the dollar store? I mean it's the DOLLAR STORE.
>

Many of my bar glasses come from Dollar Tree. They have some really cute
margarita glasses with stems that look like cactus. $1 each. How can
you go wrong?

--
Janet Wilder
Way-the-heck-south Texas
Spelling doesn't count. Cooking does.

On May 25, 9:27*pm, Janet Wilder > wrote:
> On 5/25/2012 7:43 PM, spamtrap1888 wrote:
>
>
>
> > On May 25, 4:42 pm, > *wrote:
> >> > *wrote:
> >>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> >>> Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> >>> this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> >>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> >>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> >>> up?
>
> >> There are special hoses for rv's as I just bought a new one.
>
> > Exactly.
>
> > The big question he Why would people drink out of anything you can
> > buy at the dollar store? I mean it's the DOLLAR STORE.
>
> Many of my bar glasses come from Dollar Tree. They have some really cute
> margarita glasses with stems that look like cactus. *$1 each. How can
> you go wrong?
>
> --
> Janet Wilder
> Way-the-heck-south Texas
> Spelling doesn't count. *Cooking does.

I love dollar stores. too much fun stuff in there.

On May 25, 9:27*pm, Janet Wilder > wrote:
> On 5/25/2012 7:43 PM, spamtrap1888 wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 25, 4:42 pm, > *wrote:
> >> > *wrote:
> >>> (garden hose is food-related, isn't it?)
>
> >>> Inside the package cover it says: *WARNING! *Do not drink water out of
> >>> this hose. *The hose could harbor hazardous chemicals, or bacteria
> >>> from stagnant water inside the hose.
>
> >>> Is there nothing we can do today, that we used to do as kids growing
> >>> up?
>
> >> There are special hoses for rv's as I just bought a new one.
>
> > Exactly.
>
> > The big question he Why would people drink out of anything you can
> > buy at the dollar store? I mean it's the DOLLAR STORE.
>
> Many of my bar glasses come from Dollar Tree. They have some really cute
> margarita glasses with stems that look like cactus. *$1 each. How can
> you go wrong?

Lead? Do they break easy?

Ever since my SIL found out her Chinese tea set was radioactive, I've
been suspicious of attractive bargains.

On May 25, 10:14*pm, George M. Middius > wrote:



> What behaviors do "complainers" exhibit? I can't keep up with your
> classification system.



They bitch about everything just about, it's no more complex than
that. I am a complainer too, but not on the level of Somebody. His
complaints are not creative enough. Obviously he has not read my
latest book, "The Art of Creative Complaining." Even if he did read
it, he'd have some complaint about it, it's too long or too short or
it cost too much or not enough. Ok, let's put it this way: Somebody
is the kind of guy who complains from the back seat that there's too
much air, can you please roll up the damned window - and says it in a
whiny and demanding way. But you know when he makes the complaint -
you just know it even if you can't prove it - that if the window had
been already rolled up he would have complained that there wasn't
enough air. Get it? He's a complainer. Maybe I could steal his
crown if I had to deal with someone like you on a daily basis.

Then I'd really complain, or put some distance between us awfully
quick
TJ

On May 25, 11:44*pm, somebody > wrote:


> Too bad NC voted down *** marriage. *



I don't care if someone wants to marry their pet - let it be. The
funny thing about *** marriage - the one thing that stands out right
away with me is that once they get the legal marriage they're
clamoring for, all it will mean in the end is they'll have to pay a
lawyer to get divorced, just like straight people. Then they'll be
saying, "What the hell was I thinking?"

TJ