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Do you hear an echo when you post?


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On Jun 25, 9:32*am, George M. Middius > wrote:


> Do you hear an echo when you post?




Man, you don't let up, do you? One time, one post, one thread,
one day ago, I posted the same thing 3 times, obviously by mistake,
and now you have developed a special separate thread in honor of it?
Thank you for the "O-mage".

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> > Do you hear an echo when you post?


> Man, you don't let up, do you? One time, one post, one thread,
> one day ago, I posted the same thing 3 times, obviously by mistake,


Did you? Did you? Did you?

I've seen it three times. That's three times three, if you're keeping
score. Do you have some kind of late-in-life ADD?


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On Jun 25, 8:09*pm, George M. Middius > wrote:
> Tommy Joe wrote:
> > > Do you hear an echo when you post?

> > * * * Man, you don't let up, do you? *One time, one post, one thread,
> > one day ago, I posted the same thing 3 times, obviously by mistake,

>
> Did you? Did you? Did you?
>
> I've seen it three times. That's three times three, if you're keeping
> score. Do you have some kind of late-in-life ADD?



No, but what I do have is an inability to understand people who
go out of their way to make someone's mistake look as if it were done
on purpose or because they were stupid. I also don't go out of my to
point out spelling errors, etc., unless I think it serves a decent
purpose. Those are my good qualities. Tomorrow I will post my bad
ones. It will be a longer post than this one. And you will read it
and get back to me with your feelings on it - or you're a dead man - 3
times over.

TJ
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>.. And you will read it and get back to me with your feelings on it - or
>you're a dead man - 3 times over.


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The triple threat!

Are you triple threatening me? Are you triple threatening me? ...ARE YOU
TRIPLE THREATENING ME?!?




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On Jun 26, 5:48*pm, Sqwertz > wrote:

> George will not let up until he gets your attention and you play with
> him. *It's kinda sad. *i didn't even know he was still here - most
> people must be ignoring him, as it should be.




I ignore very few people. You know, just in case I might need
something from them one day. I want to jump all over Middius and
drive him into the dirt. I want to knock him unconscious and then
spend however long it takes to gorilla stomp his prostrate form deep
enough into the earth that it can pass as a burial. Talk about
exhaustive work - digging a grave by stomping a guy into it - whew,
that's got to take some stamina. Just keep jumping up and down on the
dead body till slowly it is driven into the earth and beyond - deep
enough that a sufficient amount of nearby dirt can be shoveled over
the hole to hopefully conceal not only the corpse but the horrid reek
emanating from it's lonely space. - But I ignore few people also
because I feel if they speak to me they deserve to be replied to -
even in a nice way if warranted. Middius talks to me. He reads my
posts. Even if he does not read them in full, he at least looks at
them, and responds to them - and for that alone I give him credit.

He talked to me, I'm telling you, he actually talked to me
TJ
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On Jun 26, 4:40*pm, MotoFox > wrote:


> Ooooooooo! Looks like it's ON!!


> *grabs tub of popcorn*




I can see this happening with a blood thirsty vulture such as
yourself, one who enjoys watching others in conflict, especially of a
physical nature. So there you are, outside a movie theater as you see
a street-side altercation brewing. Quick on your feet you duck into
the theater and buy a carton of popcorn to take outside for a ringside
view of the now steaming altercation. One guy is knocked down. "Kill
him!", you scream, "mess the dude up", even though at the start you
sort of favored the other guy because he looked like a friend of
yours. But you really don't care, all you want is to see blood
spilled. So there you are munching away on the popcorn as one guy
goes down and the other guy begins stomping his face into the pavement
as the victim pleads for mercy. This causes you to laugh.
Unfortunately, at just that moment, a light-as-air kernel of popped
corn is drawn into your throat as you begin to struggle for air,
dancing about in a panic, as others in attendance being to watch
thinking you're doing a funny dance to memorialize the brutal beating
they had just watched when in reality you're choking to death before
their very eyes, a kernel of popcorn the only thing between you and
that lonely moment when the lights go out and the life begins to drain
from your body.

TJ
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On Jun 27, 4:08*am, MotoFox > wrote:



> Yeah, that's human nature. It's a pretty primal evolutionary instinct.


> That's usually how prizefights work. Ever been to a prizefight (or heck,
> even watched one on the TV?) 'S how they work.




Yeah I know all that, but that doesn't alter the fact of the matter
which is that everyone knows what human nature is and everyone has
primal instinct. But I have progressed beyond that point. I no
longer dawdle to watch fights on the street. I simply pay my
lieutenants to video the fights for later viewing. I like to watch
stuff after it's happened. Like the story of your life for instance.
I want to read about it, right after it's over. Not too longer after,
where everyone seems to know about it - but soon after where I'm one
of the only ones who knows what went down - what really happened - and
exactly how it happened. And I will tell the tale. But first I must
see it. Do you understand me? First I must see it.

TJ
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