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STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (Rueters) --
Just when you thought Joe Paterno
and Penn State officials have paid
a high-enough price for covering up
the Sandusky Smorgasbord, things
keep getting a whole lot worse.
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Never again will we be able to buy
a certain delicious hoagie at one of the
most popular sandwich shops on campus.

Well, we STILL can -- but not if
we order a "Joegie."
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The Joegie, a hoagie named in
honor of Paterno for his many years
as head football coach and part-time
dictator, can no longer be ordered by
that name at the sandwich shop in
the Hetzel Union Building.
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The name has been taken off the
menu and reportedly the delicious
hoagie is now called the Ex-Hero
Sandwich.
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Despite the name change, it's as
delicious as ever. See -- and sniff --
for yourself.
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http://delicious-cooks.com/data_imag...dwiches-03.jpg
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Here is a really neat photo of Mr.
Paterno with Mr. Sandusky when
they were considered assh*le
buddies.
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http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_...g_full_600.jpg
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Here, too, is a neat picture of Mr.
Hetzel, owner of the building and
and the sandwich shop, while being
given a free ride "downtown" to
discuss his favorite appetizer.
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http://www.longislandpress.com/wp-co...706700760a.jpg
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< WHAT EXACTLY IS A HOAGIE (noun)
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A hoagie is an overweight Caucasian male with
a propensity for eating (usually cheesesteaks, sub
sandwiches or both) and supporting his local sports
team.
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Most hoagies are commonly found in and around
Happy Valley but rumored also to exist in Philadelphia
and throughout certain localities in the U.S. of America.
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Persons addicted to hoagies can be identified by their
inclination to cause havoc when their favored sports
team -- like the Nittany Loins -- wins or loses
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Symptoms often include suppressed anger expressed through road
rage and an affinity for getting drunk.
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POOR PENN STATE FACES EVEN MORE TROUBLE
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Charged with conspiracy and collusion in the denial
of discovery of coal-age human fossils by Ed Conrad
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale,jpg
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https://groups.google.com/forum/?fro...my/BMCEspKtDW0.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://wwww.edconrad.com
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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