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>When was the last time you did something for the first time?


Two days ago I got laid for the first time this month... well not
really, a gal and I performed mutual masturbation... at our age that's
much less strenuous. Next time we will do oral... we would have...
but at our age we need a few days to recuperate. She really likes
that I have lots of mirrors in my bedroom... wait'll she finds out
that I tape recorded her, I have a recorder under my bed... I'm
certain hearing herself will make her very juicy.

Anymore first-times you need to know?



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On Sep 4, 9:40*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> The Matchmaker wrote:
>
> >When was the last time you did something for the first time?

>
> Two days ago I got laid for the first time this month... well not
> really, a gal and I performed mutual masturbation... at our age that's
> much less strenuous. *Next time we will do oral... we would have...
> but at our age we need a few days to recuperate. *She really likes
> that I have lots of mirrors in my bedroom... wait'll she finds out
> that I tape recorded her, I have a recorder under my bed... I'm
> certain hearing herself will make her very juicy.
>
> Anymore first-times you need to know?


You sure it was a gal?
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2012 09:52:44 -0700 (PDT), Chemo >
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>On Sep 4, 9:40*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
>> The Matchmaker wrote:
>>
>> >When was the last time you did something for the first time?

>>
>> Two days ago I got laid for the first time this month... well not
>> really, a gal and I performed mutual masturbation... at our age that's
>> much less strenuous. *Next time we will do oral... we would have...
>> but at our age we need a few days to recuperate. *She really likes
>> that I have lots of mirrors in my bedroom... wait'll she finds out
>> that I tape recorded her, I have a recorder under my bed... I'm
>> certain hearing herself will make her very juicy.
>>
>> Anymore first-times you need to know?

>
>You sure it was a gal?


If you saw her bazooms you wouldn't ask.
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