Christmas cake recipe.



Ingredients.



2 cups flour

115 gms butter

1 cup water

1 tsp. bicarbonate of soda

1 cup sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup brown sugar

lemon juice

4 large eggs

nuts

2 bottles wine

2 cups dried fruit



Sample wine to check for quality. Take a large bowl, and check wine
again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup and
drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp. sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is
best to check that the wine is still OK. Try another cup......just in
case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit.


Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the
fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the wine for tonsisticity. Next sift 2 cups salt. Or
something. Check the wine. Now shift your lemon juice and strain your
nuts. Add a brown cup of sugar, or some other colour, whatever you can
find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat. Go to
supermarket and buy a cake, once sober.


Peter
Tasmania
Australia

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
wrote:

>Christmas cake recipe.

NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!

John Kuthe...

"John Kuthe" wrote in message
...

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
wrote:

>Christmas cake recipe.

NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!

John Kuthe...



Thank you! (Although the post was just a badly worn joke it's too early
even for that.) I can't get over seeing Christmas decorations in stores in
September! Come on, folks [retailers], are you afraid people will forget
about the holidays? I understand the retail push for the last quarter of
the year, but starting with the Christmas thing in September? Ridiculous.

Jill

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 08:44:40 -0400, "jmcquown" >
wrote:

>"John Kuthe" wrote in message
.. .
>
>On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
>wrote:
>
>>Christmas cake recipe.
>
>NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
>
>John Kuthe...
>
>
>
>Thank you! (Although the post was just a badly worn joke it's too early
>even for that.) I can't get over seeing Christmas decorations in stores in
>September! Come on, folks [retailers], are you afraid people will forget
>about the holidays? I understand the retail push for the last quarter of
>the year, but starting with the Christmas thing in September? Ridiculous.
>
>Jill

Years ago when I used to watch TV I saw a Christmas TV ad in JULY
once!!

:-(

John Kuthe...

John Kuthe > wrote in
:

> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
> wrote:
>
>>Christmas cake recipe.
>
> NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
>
> John Kuthe...



Here's a cyber dime........ go buy a sense of humour.

BTW...... the rest of the world doesn't do your 'gorge-fest'
"Thanksgiving".

Try to remember that the USA is *definitely* not the world standard.


Peter
Tasmania
Australia

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 06:28:31 -0500, John Kuthe >
wrote:

> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
> wrote:
>
> >Christmas cake recipe.
>
> NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
>
> John Kuthe...

Things like that have to be started early. When I make fruitcake, I
like to do it in August.

--
I take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 08:44:40 -0400, "jmcquown" >
wrote:

> I can't get over seeing Christmas decorations in stores in
> September! Come on, folks [retailers], are you afraid people will forget
> about the holidays? I understand the retail push for the last quarter of
> the year, but starting with the Christmas thing in September? Ridiculous.

Blame Macy and Gimbal. They were Jews, so it was just business for
them, but those who celebrate xmas have certainly encouraged that sort
of retailing behavior by purchasing during the dreaded pre-Christmas
season.

--
I take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

(Yawn) -- same ol' corny story.

On 10/17/2012 3:38 PM, sf wrote:
> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 08:44:40 -0400, "jmcquown" >
> wrote:
>
>> I can't get over seeing Christmas decorations in stores in
>> September! Come on, folks [retailers], are you afraid people will forget
>> about the holidays? I understand the retail push for the last quarter of
>> the year, but starting with the Christmas thing in September? Ridiculous.
>
> Blame Macy and Gimbal. They were Jews, so it was just business for
> them, but those who celebrate xmas have certainly encouraged that sort
> of retailing behavior by purchasing during the dreaded pre-Christmas
> season.
>
R H Macy was a Quaker.

On Wednesday, October 17, 2012 3:38:35 PM UTC-4, sf wrote:
> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 06:28:31 -0500, John Kuthe >
>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
>
> > wrote:
>
> >
>
> > >Christmas cake recipe.
>
> >
>
> > NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
>
> >
>
> > John Kuthe...
>
>
>
> Things like that have to be started early. When I make fruitcake, I
>
> like to do it in August.
>
>
>
> --
>
> I take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

Did you actually read the post, you dunce?

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 16:32:11 -0400, S Viemeister
> wrote:

> On 10/17/2012 3:38 PM, sf wrote:
> > On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 08:44:40 -0400, "jmcquown" >
> > wrote:
> >
> >> I can't get over seeing Christmas decorations in stores in
> >> September! Come on, folks [retailers], are you afraid people will forget
> >> about the holidays? I understand the retail push for the last quarter of
> >> the year, but starting with the Christmas thing in September? Ridiculous.
> >
> > Blame Macy and Gimbal. They were Jews, so it was just business for
> > them, but those who celebrate xmas have certainly encouraged that sort
> > of retailing behavior by purchasing during the dreaded pre-Christmas
> > season.
> >
> R H Macy was a Quaker.

I stand corrected and shame on him; especially if he really was a
Quaker.

--
I take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila

John Kuthe wrote:
>
> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 08:44:40 -0400, "jmcquown" >
> wrote:
>
> >"John Kuthe" wrote in message
> .. .
> >
> >On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
> >wrote:
> >
> >>Christmas cake recipe.
> >
> >NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
> >
> >John Kuthe...
> >
> >
> >
> >Thank you! (Although the post was just a badly worn joke it's too early
> >even for that.) I can't get over seeing Christmas decorations in stores in
> >September! Come on, folks [retailers], are you afraid people will forget
> >about the holidays? I understand the retail push for the last quarter of
> >the year, but starting with the Christmas thing in September? Ridiculous.
> >
> >Jill
>
> Years ago when I used to watch TV I saw a Christmas TV ad in JULY
> once!!

June 25, 1974. I was sharing a place with 3 other roommates. Two of the
roommates had serious girlfriends and stayed with them during the week, and
only came home on weekends.

One Sunday, after they left for the week again, Steve and I started talking
about how Christmas is so cool and a shame it came only once a year. Well,
talk led to action....we took out the artificial tree, and decorated it with
lights and ornaments. We put it right in the middle of the front window.
That week, we kept curtains open with tree lighted and sat inside partying.
We were "cool"...celebrating Christmas at "half time." We even put
Christmas music on the stereo. It was fun.

The next Friday night the other two roommates came home for the weekend and
they freaked out.

"WTH are you two doing? You can't do this! It attracts attention to our
place!" They were right though, since we did smoke the weed there.

So, we sadly took the tree down but it was fun for a few days. heheh

G.

I'm back wrote:
>
> John Kuthe > wrote in
> :
>
> > On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
> > wrote:
> >
> >>Christmas cake recipe.
> >
> > NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
> >
> > John Kuthe...
>
> Here's a cyber dime........ go buy a sense of humour.
>
> BTW...... the rest of the world doesn't do your 'gorge-fest'
> "Thanksgiving".
>
> Try to remember that the USA is *definitely* not the world standard.

Yes it is.

G.

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 12:38:37 -0700, sf > wrote:

>On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 08:44:40 -0400, "jmcquown" >
>wrote:
>
>> I can't get over seeing Christmas decorations in stores in
>> September! Come on, folks [retailers], are you afraid people will forget
>> about the holidays? I understand the retail push for the last quarter of
>> the year, but starting with the Christmas thing in September? Ridiculous.
>
>Blame Macy and Gimbal. They were Jews, so it was just business for
>them.

Yeah, leave it to a lard assed bigoted anti semite Californian to
blame the money grubbing jesus killing kikes.

Shelley blatted:

> >Blame Macy and Gimbal. They were Jews, so it was just business for
> >them.
>
> Yeah, leave it to a lard assed bigoted anti semite Californian to
> blame the money grubbing jesus killing kikes.

Careful there, Shells. Barbie is already hot for you. Posts like this
could bring her back from menopause.

sf > wrote in newslmt78p91r29ne531768emo43ndmctsr14@
4ax.com:

> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 06:28:31 -0500, John Kuthe >
> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Christmas cake recipe.
>>
>> NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
>>
>> John Kuthe...
>
> Things like that have to be started early. When I make fruitcake, I
> like to do it in August.
>



Eggzackree.



--
Peter
Brisbane
Australia

To be a warrior is not a simple matter of wishing to be one.
It is rather and endless struggle
that will go on to the very last moment of our lives.
Nobody is born a warrior,in exactly the same way that
nobody is born an average man.
We have to make ourselves into one or the other.
A warrior must only take care that his spirit is not broken.

Gary > wrote in :

> I'm back wrote:
>>
>> John Kuthe > wrote in
>> :
>>
>> > On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >>Christmas cake recipe.
>> >
>> > NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
>> >
>> > John Kuthe...
>>
>> Here's a cyber dime........ go buy a sense of humour.
>>
>> BTW...... the rest of the world doesn't do your 'gorge-fest'
>> "Thanksgiving".
>>
>> Try to remember that the USA is *definitely* not the world standard.
>
> Yes it is.
>
> G.



I admire your patriotism, but one musn't get ones ambitions mixed up
with ones capabilities ;-)



--
Peter
Brisbane
Australia

To be a warrior is not a simple matter of wishing to be one.
It is rather and endless struggle
that will go on to the very last moment of our lives.
Nobody is born a warrior,in exactly the same way that
nobody is born an average man.
We have to make ourselves into one or the other.
A warrior must only take care that his spirit is not broken.

On Wednesday, October 17, 2012 10:44:45 PM UTC+10, jmcquown wrote:
> "John Kuthe" wrote in message
>
> ...
>
>
>
> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >Christmas cake recipe.
>
>
>
> NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
>
>
>
> John Kuthe...
>

>
>
> Thank you! (Although the post was just a badly worn joke it's too early
>
> even for that.)


Oh FFS!! Get over yourself you jumped up little ****ant, and go start getting your Christmas menu for one ready.

On 11/23/2012 9:34 AM, PL away from home wrote:
> On Wednesday, October 17, 2012 10:44:45 PM UTC+10, jmcquown wrote:
>> "John Kuthe" wrote in message
>>
>> ...
>>
>>
>>
>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:18:02 +0000 (UTC), "I'm back" >
>>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> Christmas cake recipe.
>>
>>
>>
>> NO CHRISTMAS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
>>
>>
>>
>> John Kuthe...
>>
>
>>
>>
>> Thank you! (Although the post was just a badly worn joke it's too early
>>
>> even for that.)
>
>
> Oh FFS!! Get over yourself you jumped up little ****ant, and go start getting your Christmas menu for one ready.
>
>
You do realize you replied to me *and* Kuthe? I got the reply via
email. You snipped the post so I don't know what I could possibly have
been replying to. I've never made a Christmas cake in my life. Don't
intend to start now. I don't celebrate Christmas.

Jill

prepare this very very special pumpking cake and serve to your family
http://www.recipes66.com/pumpkin-cheese-cake/

On Wednesday, October 17, 2012 6:18:05 AM UTC-4, I'm back wrote:
> Christmas cake recipe.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Ingredients.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 2 cups flour
>
>
>
> 115 gms butter
>
>
>
> 1 cup water
>
>
>
> 1 tsp. bicarbonate of soda
>
>
>
> 1 cup sugar
>
>
>
> 1 tsp salt
>
>
>
> 1 cup brown sugar
>
>
>
> lemon juice
>
>
>
> 4 large eggs
>
>
>
> nuts
>
>
>
> 2 bottles wine
>
>
>
> 2 cups dried fruit
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Sample wine to check for quality. Take a large bowl, and check wine
>
> again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup and
>
> drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
>
> large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp. sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is
>
> best to check that the wine is still OK. Try another cup......just in
>
> case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to bowl and chuck
>
> in the cup of dried fruit.
>
>
>
>
>
> Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the
>
> fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
>
> drewscriver. Sample the wine for tonsisticity. Next sift 2 cups salt. Or
>
> something. Check the wine. Now shift your lemon juice and strain your
>
> nuts. Add a brown cup of sugar, or some other colour, whatever you can
>
> find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
>
> over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
>
> through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat. Go to
>
> supermarket and buy a cake, once sober.
>
>
>
>
>
> Peter
>
> Tasmania
>
> Australia

prepare pumpkin cheese recipe to your family today
get the required ingredients and procedure from
http://www.recipes66.com/pumpkin-cheese-cake/