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Default 2012 Thanksgiving is Cancelled, Due to Election Results

The 2012 Thanksgiving has been Cancelled in the United States.
Due to the Election Results, it has been determined that Americans have
*NOTHING* to be thankful for. Add to this the poor state of the
economy, which makes it impossible for many Americans to purchase food
to make the traditional Thanksgiving dinners.

If you want to cook a turkey dinner, feel free to do so, but you will
only be cooking a dinner, not being thankful, since there's absolutely
nothing to be thankful for in 2012, particularly after the recent
election. Those of you who still have employment, will be required to
attend your job as any other day of the week, since the holiday is
officially cancelled.


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On Thu, 15 Nov 2012 03:16:46 -0600, wrote:

> The 2012 Thanksgiving has been Cancelled in the United States.
> Due to the Election Results, it has been determined that Americans have
> *NOTHING* to be thankful for. Add to this the poor state of the
> economy, which makes it impossible for many Americans to purchase food
> to make the traditional Thanksgiving dinners.
>
> If you want to cook a turkey dinner, feel free to do so, but you will
> only be cooking a dinner, not being thankful, since there's absolutely
> nothing to be thankful for in 2012, particularly after the recent
> election.



This one is for you, just because you're a such sore loser.
nanner, nanner, nanner!

http://oi50.tinypic.com/2vuyq2x.jpg

> Those of you who still have employment, will be required to
> attend your job as any other day of the week, since the holiday is
> officially cancelled.
>

Dear Carl,

We're onto your tactics. You're projecting onto the winners what
would have really happened had your side won. Face reality: The side
of goodness and light has smitten the side of darkness. Now we can
sleep easily at night.


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Juan Anonly > wrote in news:2012111511180586323-
xxx@yyyzzz:

> Has there EVER been
> a bigger bunch of cry-babies on planet Earth?


Sure. Western Conservatives in Canada. It's a never ending litany
of woes visited upon them by the heartless East, spoken on an
increasingly whiny tone...

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Juan Anonly > wrote in
news:2012111511180586323-xxx@yyyzzz:

> If we can't give another trillion to the "job makers" and
> write legislation for God about what women can do with their
> wuzzles--is there any point in living? I say NO, there is
> not, and that suicide or self-deportation to more "democracy
> friendly" places is the only way.


I'm waiting for them to be taken up in the rupture so they can
leave the rest of us the **** alone.

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George L wrote:

>The recent election was proof that God
>always answers prayers.


No, more like SATAN!

>For 48% of the voting population, the
> answer was "NO!".


>As the Fundamentalists are fond of
> saying.... "God's will has been done!"


Not everyone is happy, and certainly not my state, who voted
overwhelmingly for Romney, and has a petition going to sucede from the
U.S.

I like the OP's post, and thought it was spot on!

Judy

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On Nov 15, 1:17*am, wrote:
> The 2012 Thanksgiving has been Cancelled in the United States.
> Due to the Election Results, it has been determined that Americans have
> *NOTHING* to be thankful for. *Add to this the poor state of the
> economy, which makes it impossible for many Americans to purchase food
> to make the traditional Thanksgiving dinners.
>
> If you want to cook a turkey dinner, feel free to do so, but you will
> only be cooking a dinner, not being thankful, since there's absolutely
> nothing to be thankful for in 2012, particularly after the recent
> election. *Those of you who still have employment, will be required to
> attend your job as any other day of the week, since the holiday is
> officially cancelled.


You should be thankful that you live in a country where you are free
to whine and disagree and fuss and **** and moan all you like.

You should be thankful that you live in a country that doesn't put you
in jail for disagreeing with your government.

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On Nov 15, 1:57*pm, Michel Boucher > wrote:
> Juan Anonly > wrote innews:2012111511180586323-xxx@yyyzzz:
>
> > If we can't give another trillion to the "job makers" and
> > write legislation for God about what women can do with their
> > wuzzles--is there any point in living? *I say NO, there is
> > not, and that suicide or self-deportation to more "democracy
> > friendly" places is the only way.

>
> I'm waiting for them to be taken up in the rupture so they can
> leave the rest of us the **** alone.
>

http://www.amazon.com/Lumiscope-Rupt.../dp/B00025H3OE

--Bryan


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On 2012-11-15 23:55:36 +0000, ImStillMags said:

> You should be thankful that you live in a country where you are free
> to whine and disagree and fuss and **** and moan all you like.
>
> You should be thankful that you live in a country that doesn't put you
> in jail for disagreeing with your government.


I may not agree with others, but I'll fight for their right to secede
from the nation when they disagree with me, and fight for their right
to keep me from voting to save their freedoms from people in their
political party.

Wait a minute! Who the hell am I fighting for again?

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On Thu, 15 Nov 2012 06:55:22 -0600, George Leppla
> wrote:

> The recent election was proof that God always answers prayers.
>
> For 48% of the voting population, the answer was "NO!".
>
> As the Fundamentalists are fond of saying.... "God's will has been done!"
>

Absolutely! For those who don't believe what the valid electorate
says: God sent hurricane Isaac to the RNC and super storm Sandy to
election day. What else did they need to hear from Him? God has
spoken.

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Judy "duh?" Haffner wrote:

> Not everyone is happy, and certainly not my state, who voted
> overwhelmingly for Romney, and has a petition going to sucede from the


It would be fine if everybody who "thinks" the same way you "think"
were to go off and start your own country. The main result would be a
20% rise in the collective IQ of the remaining United States. So go
right ahead and "sucede".


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