Surprise all your guests this Thanksgiving. Put some LSD in the turkey
before you cook it. Even grandma will get naked and be dancing on the
front lawn! No one will ever know what happened. Be sure to provide a
place for everyone to crash when they come down to prevent car wrecks.

LSD is tasteless, so no one will know it's in their Thanksgiving dinner
until they are trippin'. By that time, no one will care because they
will all be having such a good time.

While you're at it, dont forget the hash brownies and vodka in the jello
shots. After all, it's Thanksgiving, and most people are off work. Why
not enjoy it to the limit!

On Mon, 19 Nov 2012 21:01:45 -0600, wrote:

>Surprise all your guests this Thanksgiving. Put some LSD in the turkey
>before you cook it.
....

One problem: heat breaks down the LSD molecules.

John Kuthe...

On Nov 20, 6:34*am, John Kuthe > wrote:
> On Mon, 19 Nov 2012 21:01:45 -0600, wrote:
> >Surprise all your guests this Thanksgiving. *Put some LSD in the turkey
> >before you cook it.
>
> ...
>
> One problem: heat breaks down the LSD molecules.

Everybody knows that the LSD goes in the cranberry sauce.
>
> John Kuthe...

--Bryan