"Attacked by 38DDs! "

DailyMail reported:
Tim Schmidt, 30, claims 33-year-old Franziska Hansen wanted to kill
him out of jealousy at his successful career.

The lawyer alleges his ex tried to smother him with her breasts while
"pretending it was a sex game".
Hansen has denied the charge of "attempted manslaughter with a
weapon".

Mr Schmidt is quoted by the Daily Mail as telling the German court:
"The incident happened in May – we were having sex. "She was sitting
on me naked and I was kissing her breasts. Suddenly she grabbed my
head and pushed between her breasts with all of her force. "I couldn't
breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn't tear myself free
and I thought I was going to die."

The 30-year-old said he managed to eventually free himself and fled
naked to a neighbour who instructed him to ring the police.
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Does anyone believe this story?