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Thermite Turkey
Thermite Turkey, also known as Therkey.
Use this to get rid of your relatives. Take a turkey and fill it with a box of stuffing mix, blended with a pound of pure thermite. Cook turkey according to the instructions. Serve to your most hated relatives, making sure there are lit candles on their Thanksgiving table. As soon as they begin eating, have a friend call you. Tell your relatives you have an emergency call to go to work. Leave immediately and go to the nearest store to buy a turkey tv dinner for yourself, and enjoy it. Prepare to attend many funerals in the upcoming days. |
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Thermite Turkey
On Fri, 23 Nov 2012 13:58:20 -0600, wrote:
>Thermite Turkey, also known as Therkey. .... Like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU8iR...layer_embedded ;-) John Kuthe... |
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