Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

I was eating some pasta with cream sauce today, at the bus stop, when I
accidentally poured a bottle of paprika all over the pasta.

I screamed. But then I tasted it. Tasted very good. Tasted like lobster.

I did a little research and found this article about how to give cod (fish)
that great taste of fake lobster with paprika:
http://www.ehow.com/how_8292126_make...e-lobster.html


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
"Shopping makes me smart"
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Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

On 1/11/2013 5:57 PM, Christopher M. wrote:
> I was eating some pasta with cream sauce today, at the bus stop, when I
> accidentally poured a bottle of paprika all over the pasta.
>
Sure you were, and sure you did. Because everyone eats pasta with cream
sauce at a bus stop while carrying a bottle of paprika.

> I screamed.

I'd have called the cops. Not about the pasta. About you screaming at
a bus stop.

Jill

Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

On Jan 11, 3:19*pm, jmcquown > wrote:
> On 1/11/2013 5:57 PM, Christopher M. wrote:> I was eating some pasta with cream sauce today, at the bus stop, *when I
> > accidentally poured a bottle of paprika all over the pasta.
>
> Sure you were, and sure you did. *Because everyone eats pasta with cream
> sauce at a bus stop while carrying a bottle of paprika.
>
> > I screamed.
>
> I'd have called the cops. *Not about the pasta. *About you screaming at
> a bus stop.
>
> Jill

Hey...I eat ribs at the bus stop.

Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

On 1/11/2013 7:10 PM, Chemo wrote:
> On Jan 11, 3:19 pm, jmcquown > wrote:
>> On 1/11/2013 5:57 PM, Christopher M. wrote:> I was eating some pasta with cream sauce today, at the bus stop, when I
>>> accidentally poured a bottle of paprika all over the pasta.
>>
>> Sure you were, and sure you did. Because everyone eats pasta with cream
>> sauce at a bus stop while carrying a bottle of paprika.
>>
>>> I screamed.
>>
>> I'd have called the cops. Not about the pasta. About you screaming at
>> a bus stop.
>>
>> Jill
>
> Hey...I eat ribs at the bus stop.
>
Do you carry around a bottle of BBQ sauce?

Jill

Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

On Jan 11, 4:25*pm, jmcquown > wrote:
> On 1/11/2013 7:10 PM, Chemo wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jan 11, 3:19 pm, jmcquown > wrote:
> >> On 1/11/2013 5:57 PM, Christopher M. wrote:> I was eating some pasta with cream sauce today, at the bus stop, *when I
> >>> accidentally poured a bottle of paprika all over the pasta.
>
> >> Sure you were, and sure you did. *Because everyone eats pasta with cream
> >> sauce at a bus stop while carrying a bottle of paprika.
>
> >>> I screamed.
>
> >> I'd have called the cops. *Not about the pasta. *About you screaming at
> >> a bus stop.
>
> >> Jill
>
> > Hey...I eat ribs at the bus stop.
>
> Do you carry around a bottle of BBQ sauce?
>
> Jill

But of course!

Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

On Fri, 11 Jan 2013 17:57:22 -0500, "Christopher M."
> wrote:

> I was eating some pasta with cream sauce today, at the bus stop, when I
> accidentally poured a bottle of paprika all over the pasta.
>
> I screamed. But then I tasted it. Tasted very good. Tasted like lobster.
>
> I did a little research and found this article about how to give cod (fish)
> that great taste of fake lobster with paprika:
> http://www.ehow.com/how_8292126_make...e-lobster.html
>
Why did you have a bottle of paprika at the bus stop to eat with take
out food?

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Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

On Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:41:16 -0800 (PST), Chemo
> wrote:
> >
> > > Hey...I eat ribs at the bus stop.
> >
> > Do you carry around a bottle of BBQ sauce?
> >
> > Jill
>
> But of course!

(Taking off gloves)

If you'd said hot sauce, I'd believe it because you can find that in
tiny jars - but I scoff at your BBQ sauce story.

(slapping Chemo once on each side of the face with the gloves)


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Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> On 1/11/2013 7:10 PM, Chemo wrote:
>> On Jan 11, 3:19 pm, jmcquown > wrote:
>>> On 1/11/2013 5:57 PM, Christopher M. wrote:> I was eating some pasta
>>> with cream sauce today, at the bus stop, when I
>>>> accidentally poured a bottle of paprika all over the pasta.
>>>
>>> Sure you were, and sure you did. Because everyone eats pasta with cream
>>> sauce at a bus stop while carrying a bottle of paprika.
>>>
>>>> I screamed.
>>>
>>> I'd have called the cops. Not about the pasta. About you screaming at
>>> a bus stop.
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>> Hey...I eat ribs at the bus stop.
>>
> Do you carry around a bottle of BBQ sauce?

I never stand at bus stops but if I did I most certainly wouldn't be eating.
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"Ophelia" > wrote in message
...
>
>
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On 1/11/2013 7:10 PM, Chemo wrote:
>>> On Jan 11, 3:19 pm, jmcquown > wrote:
>>>> On 1/11/2013 5:57 PM, Christopher M. wrote:> I was eating some pasta
>>>> with cream sauce today, at the bus stop, when I
>>>>> accidentally poured a bottle of paprika all over the pasta.
>>>>
>>>> Sure you were, and sure you did. Because everyone eats pasta with
>>>> cream
>>>> sauce at a bus stop while carrying a bottle of paprika.
>>>>
>>>>> I screamed.
>>>>
>>>> I'd have called the cops. Not about the pasta. About you screaming at
>>>> a bus stop.
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>>
>>> Hey...I eat ribs at the bus stop.
>>>
>> Do you carry around a bottle of BBQ sauce?
>
> I never stand at bus stops but if I did I most certainly wouldn't be
> eating.

It gets pretty hot in Louisiana. You can fry an egg on a car sometimes. Good
for the tummy.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

Christopher M. wrote:

> I did a little research and found this article about how to give cod
> (fish) that great taste of fake lobster with paprika:
> http://www.ehow.com/how_8292126_make...e-lobster.html

I want to try this - sounds interesting, and I already like cod fillets
so what could be bad here?

-S-

Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

On 1/12/2013 12:31 PM, Steve Freides wrote:
> Christopher M. wrote:
>
>> I did a little research and found this article about how to give cod
>> (fish) that great taste of fake lobster with paprika:
>> http://www.ehow.com/how_8292126_make...e-lobster.html
>
> I want to try this - sounds interesting, and I already like cod fillets
> so what could be bad here?
>
> -S-
>
>
You have to stand screaming at the bus stop before it will work.

Jill

Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> On 1/12/2013 12:31 PM, Steve Freides wrote:
>> Christopher M. wrote:
>>
>>> I did a little research and found this article about how to give cod
>>> (fish) that great taste of fake lobster with paprika:
>>> http://www.ehow.com/how_8292126_make...e-lobster.html
>>
>> I want to try this - sounds interesting, and I already like cod fillets
>> so what could be bad here?
>>
>> -S-
>>
>>
> You have to stand screaming at the bus stop before it will work.

High pitched?
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Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

On 1/12/2013 1:37 PM, Ophelia wrote:
>
>
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On 1/12/2013 12:31 PM, Steve Freides wrote:
>>> Christopher M. wrote:
>>>
>>>> I did a little research and found this article about how to give cod
>>>> (fish) that great taste of fake lobster with paprika:
>>>> http://www.ehow.com/how_8292126_make...e-lobster.html
>>>
>>> I want to try this - sounds interesting, and I already like cod fillets
>>> so what could be bad here?
>>>
>>> -S-
>>>
>>>
>> You have to stand screaming at the bus stop before it will work.
>
> High pitched?

Like a chicken!

nancy

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"Nancy Young" > wrote in message
.com...
> On 1/12/2013 1:37 PM, Ophelia wrote:
>>
>>
>> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On 1/12/2013 12:31 PM, Steve Freides wrote:
>>>> Christopher M. wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I did a little research and found this article about how to give cod
>>>>> (fish) that great taste of fake lobster with paprika:
>>>>> http://www.ehow.com/how_8292126_make...e-lobster.html
>>>>
>>>> I want to try this - sounds interesting, and I already like cod fillets
>>>> so what could be bad here?
>>>>
>>>> -S-
>>>>
>>>>
>>> You have to stand screaming at the bus stop before it will work.
>>
>> High pitched?
>
> Like a chicken!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

On 1/11/2013 11:12 PM, sf wrote:
> On Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:41:16 -0800 (PST), Chemo
> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hey...I eat ribs at the bus stop.
>>>
>>> Do you carry around a bottle of BBQ sauce?
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>> But of course!
>
> (Taking off gloves)
>
> If you'd said hot sauce, I'd believe it because you can find that in
> tiny jars - but I scoff at your BBQ sauce story.
>
> (slapping Chemo once on each side of the face with the gloves)
>
>
A duel! How quaint ;)

Jill

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"Steve Freides" > wrote in message
...
> Christopher M. wrote:
>
>> I did a little research and found this article about how to give cod
>> (fish) that great taste of fake lobster with paprika:
>> http://www.ehow.com/how_8292126_make...e-lobster.html
>
> I want to try this - sounds interesting, and I already like cod fillets so
> what could be bad here?

I found some interesting recipes for paprika-bechamel sauce:
http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-a...a uce+paprika

Bechamel Sauce (one of the mother sauces):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Mother_sauces


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

"Ophelia" > wrote in message
...
>
>
> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On 1/12/2013 12:31 PM, Steve Freides wrote:
>>> Christopher M. wrote:
>>>
>>>> I did a little research and found this article about how to give cod
>>>> (fish) that great taste of fake lobster with paprika:
>>>> http://www.ehow.com/how_8292126_make...e-lobster.html
>>>
>>> I want to try this - sounds interesting, and I already like cod fillets
>>> so what could be bad here?
>>>
>>> -S-
>>>
>>>
>> You have to stand screaming at the bus stop before it will work.
>
> High pitched?

No, I'm manly.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Great, fake lobster taste from paprika
 

On Sat, 12 Jan 2013 17:10:14 -0500, jmcquown >
wrote:

> On 1/11/2013 11:12 PM, sf wrote:
> > On Fri, 11 Jan 2013 16:41:16 -0800 (PST), Chemo
> > > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Hey...I eat ribs at the bus stop.
> >>>
> >>> Do you carry around a bottle of BBQ sauce?
> >>>
> >>> Jill
> >>
> >> But of course!
> >
> > (Taking off gloves)
> >
> > If you'd said hot sauce, I'd believe it because you can find that in
> > tiny jars - but I scoff at your BBQ sauce story.
> >
> > (slapping Chemo once on each side of the face with the gloves)
> >
> >
> A duel! How quaint ;)
>
Pistols at dawn!


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