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Goodbye Kerry/Edwards... and don't let the door hit you in yoose sleazy asses.



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"PENMART01" > wrote in message
...
> Goodbye Kerry/Edwards... and don't let the door hit you in yoose sleazy

asses.

Awww, not nice! I'm Canadian and can't vote but I kind of liked John
Edwards.
E.


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> "elaine" wrote:
>
>"PENMART01" wrote:
>> Goodbye Kerry/Edwards... and don't let the door hit you in yoose sleazy

>asses.
>
>Awww, not nice! I'm Canadian and can't vote but I kind of liked John
>Edwards.


Were you wise you'd not advertise the fact that your choice in men are the
mealy mouthed lying basturds that can be found in any redneck beer bar... and
how can you tolerate watching that six toed slick sychophant with his
horrendous speech impediment, he can't enunciate properly due to his tongue
being way too large for his widdle mealy mouth, really... watching Edwards
struggle to speak is as disgusting as the filthy lies he spews.


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> "elaine" wrote:
>
>"PENMART01" wrote:
>> Goodbye Kerry/Edwards... and don't let the door hit you in yoose sleazy

>asses.
>
>Awww, not nice! I'm Canadian and can't vote but I kind of liked John
>Edwards.


Were you wise you'd not advertise the fact that your choice in men are the
mealy mouthed lying basturds that can be found in any redneck beer bar... and
how can you tolerate watching that six toed slick sychophant with his
horrendous speech impediment, he can't enunciate properly due to his tongue
being way too large for his widdle mealy mouth, really... watching Edwards
struggle to speak is as disgusting as the filthy lies he spews.


---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
*********
"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
Sheldon
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On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 15:26:13 -0500, "elaine" > wrote:

>Awww, not nice! I'm Canadian and can't vote but I kind of liked John
>Edwards.


I kinda wanted Thresea for first lady....she COULD have been the
"Billy" of the Carter administration.




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On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 15:26:13 -0500, "elaine" > wrote:

>Awww, not nice! I'm Canadian and can't vote but I kind of liked John
>Edwards.


I kinda wanted Thresea for first lady....she COULD have been the
"Billy" of the Carter administration.


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PENMART01 wrote:

> > "elaine" wrote:
> >
> >"PENMART01" wrote:
> >> Goodbye Kerry/Edwards... and don't let the door hit you in yoose sleazy

> >asses.
> >
> >Awww, not nice! I'm Canadian and can't vote but I kind of liked John
> >Edwards.

>
> Were you wise you'd not advertise the fact that your choice in men are the
> mealy mouthed lying basturds that can be found in any redneck beer bar...

and
> how can you tolerate watching that six toed slick sychophant with his
> horrendous speech impediment, he can't enunciate properly due to his

tongue
> being way too large for his widdle mealy mouth, really... watching Edwards
> struggle to speak is as disgusting as the filthy lies he spews.
>



Now Sheldon hush yer FOWL mouth...or I might have to send Hilary Clinton
with her big ole strap - on a - knockin' at yer door...heehee...

[kinda agree with you about Edwards, though...lol...]

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PENMART01" > wrote in message
...
> > "elaine" wrote:
> >
> >"PENMART01" wrote:
> >> Goodbye Kerry/Edwards... and don't let the door hit you in yoose sleazy

> >asses.
> >
> >Awww, not nice! I'm Canadian and can't vote but I kind of liked John
> >Edwards.

>
> Were you wise you'd not advertise the fact that your choice in men are the
> mealy mouthed lying basturds that can be found in any redneck beer bar...

and
> how can you tolerate watching that six toed slick sychophant with his
> horrendous speech impediment, he can't enunciate properly due to his

tongue
> being way too large for his widdle mealy mouth, really... watching Edwards
> struggle to speak is as disgusting as the filthy lies he spews.


Honestly, I was not aware that he had 6 toes - or that his tongue was way
too big. He sort of looked cute and I felt bad that he'd lost a son.

We are so simple south of the border.

Elaine


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PENMART01" > wrote in message
...
> > "elaine" wrote:
> >
> >"PENMART01" wrote:
> >> Goodbye Kerry/Edwards... and don't let the door hit you in yoose sleazy

> >asses.
> >
> >Awww, not nice! I'm Canadian and can't vote but I kind of liked John
> >Edwards.

>
> Were you wise you'd not advertise the fact that your choice in men are the
> mealy mouthed lying basturds that can be found in any redneck beer bar...

and
> how can you tolerate watching that six toed slick sychophant with his
> horrendous speech impediment, he can't enunciate properly due to his

tongue
> being way too large for his widdle mealy mouth, really... watching Edwards
> struggle to speak is as disgusting as the filthy lies he spews.


Honestly, I was not aware that he had 6 toes - or that his tongue was way
too big. He sort of looked cute and I felt bad that he'd lost a son.

We are so simple south of the border.

Elaine


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>I'm Canadian and can't vote but I kind of liked John
>Edwards.


Canadians can afford to like trial lawyers. We have to live with them.


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"Shall-never" (aka PENMART01), while spinning in circles, licking its
eyeball(s), swallowed its forked tongue, said yummy and fell on the keyboard
yelling blah-blah ...

Bushit!

Hence, and forevermore, further attempts by you to grow progeny by bamming
phallic-looking kitchen utensils on RFC are now designated for ...
PLONK!

On Topic:
PENMART01 ate PENMART00

"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation"
You will sure get a taste of it now!





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"Shall-never" (aka PENMART01), while spinning in circles, licking its
eyeball(s), swallowed its forked tongue, said yummy and fell on the keyboard
yelling blah-blah ...

Bushit!

Hence, and forevermore, further attempts by you to grow progeny by bamming
phallic-looking kitchen utensils on RFC are now designated for ...
PLONK!

On Topic:
PENMART01 ate PENMART00

"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation"
You will sure get a taste of it now!



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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:23:56 -0600, Katra
> wrote:


>
>You know the country is in trouble when the 3 most
>powerful people are named Dick, Bush and Colon.
>
>K.

now that's funny.
Pan Ohco
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And the pretenders to the "throne" were a couple of "johns".

On 4-Nov-2004, Pan Ohco > wrote:

> On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:23:56 -0600, Katra
> > wrote:
>
>
> >
> >You know the country is in trouble when the 3 most
> >powerful people are named Dick, Bush and Colon.
> >
> >K.

> now that's funny.
> Pan Ohco

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And the pretenders to the "throne" were a couple of "johns".

On 4-Nov-2004, Pan Ohco > wrote:

> On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:23:56 -0600, Katra
> > wrote:
>
>
> >
> >You know the country is in trouble when the 3 most
> >powerful people are named Dick, Bush and Colon.
> >
> >K.

> now that's funny.
> Pan Ohco

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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 15:59:33 -0600, Pan Ohco
> wrote:

> On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:23:56 -0600, Katra
> > wrote:
>
>
> >
> >You know the country is in trouble when the 3 most
> >powerful people are named Dick, Bush and Colon.
> >
> >K.

> now that's funny.


LOL! You haven't heard that before? It's an oldie.


sf
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 15:59:33 -0600, Pan Ohco
> wrote:

> On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:23:56 -0600, Katra
> > wrote:
>
>
> >
> >You know the country is in trouble when the 3 most
> >powerful people are named Dick, Bush and Colon.
> >
> >K.

> now that's funny.


LOL! You haven't heard that before? It's an oldie.


sf
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On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 08:46:10 -0600, "Smite Evil"
> wrote:

> "Shall-never" (aka PENMART01), while spinning in circles, licking its
> eyeball(s), swallowed its forked tongue, said yummy and fell on the keyboard
> yelling blah-blah ...
>
> Bushit!
>
> Hence, and forevermore, further attempts by you to grow progeny by bamming
> phallic-looking kitchen utensils on RFC are now designated for ...
> PLONK!
>

Oh, you poor soul. Bush won Kerry lost. This is America,
so we'll live with the result until the next election.
Penmart is a Bush supporter and he said what most people say
(to themselves) when someone they don't like leaves the
scene.

To their credit, Bush and his advisors turned out the
vote... mainly by the strategy of putting anti-*** marriage
initiates on state ballots which made people who are
hysterically against *** unions turn out to protect good,
Christian "values". I will say, with great shame, that my
beloved and progressive mayor made *** marriage a
national/world issue last Spring even though he knew it was
against our own state law. The backlash to it was that
other states put initiatives against *** unions on their
ballots - which turned out the Far Right, who are mostly
Bush supporters.

Unfortunately, residents of the "blue" states often forget
that residents of the "red" states don't sit down at dinner
to discuss politics and the economy. They talk about their
kids sports games and the local team. Local issues are
their priority and they don't think about how their personal
viewpoints affect the nation as a whole or the world.

Bush has reflected that POV from the beginning and thanks to
his "Bring 'em on" attitude, he recruited more terrorists
than Al Qaeda could have with all the Imams put together.
He has certainly inspired more hatred and contempt toward
the US than the best hate monger in the middle east could
have done alone.

So many people around here are (half heartedly or jokingly)
talking about moving out of the US as a result of this
election debacle, that the pros and cons of what it takes to
do it is actually going to be a story on the local 11 PM
news tonight.

<G> For Real!



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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 04:25:34 GMT, sf > wrote:

>On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 15:59:33 -0600, Pan Ohco
> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:23:56 -0600, Katra
>> > wrote:
>>
>>
>> >
>> >You know the country is in trouble when the 3 most
>> >powerful people are named Dick, Bush and Colon.
>> >
>> >K.


>> now that's funny.

>
>LOL! You haven't heard that before? It's an oldie.
>
>
>sf


No that was new to me.
Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
left a bad taste in her mouth.
(an oldie but goodie)
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 09:51:49 -0600, Pan Ohco
> wrote:

> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
> left a bad taste in her mouth.


That's a new one to me. Not that it couldn't be true, of
course.

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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 09:51:49 -0600, Pan Ohco
> wrote:

> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
> left a bad taste in her mouth.


That's a new one to me. Not that it couldn't be true, of
course.

sf
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> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 09:51:49 -0600, Pan Ohco
> > wrote:
>
> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
> left a bad taste in her mouth.
>


Does this mean she is now ***???
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> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 09:51:49 -0600, Pan Ohco
> > wrote:
>
> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
> left a bad taste in her mouth.
>


Does this mean she is now ***???
--
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 23:45:05 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet
> wrote:

>> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 09:51:49 -0600, Pan Ohco
>> > wrote:
>>
>> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
>> left a bad taste in her mouth.
>>

>
>Does this mean she is now ***???


Could be.
I remember a sign, from the election, saying "*******s against Bush"
that I thought could have been phrased better. :-)

Pan Ohco
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 23:45:05 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet
> wrote:

>> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 09:51:49 -0600, Pan Ohco
>> > wrote:
>>
>> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
>> left a bad taste in her mouth.
>>

>
>Does this mean she is now ***???


Could be.
I remember a sign, from the election, saying "*******s against Bush"
that I thought could have been phrased better. :-)

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> wrote:
>
>>> Pan Ohco wrote:
>>>
>>> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
>>> left a bad taste in her mouth.
>>>

>>
>>Does this mean she is now ***???


Not unless Bubba Bill underwent sex change surgery... or are you saying that it
was Hillary who was on the other end of that Garcia y Vega... just picture
Hillary wearing a strap-on Havana. It's no wonder Bubba has been walking
funny.... Hillary has been making Bubba assume the position, "I got yer
impeachment, RIGHT HERE! hehe


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---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
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"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
Sheldon
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> wrote:
>
>>> Pan Ohco wrote:
>>>
>>> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
>>> left a bad taste in her mouth.
>>>

>>
>>Does this mean she is now ***???


Not unless Bubba Bill underwent sex change surgery... or are you saying that it
was Hillary who was on the other end of that Garcia y Vega... just picture
Hillary wearing a strap-on Havana. It's no wonder Bubba has been walking
funny.... Hillary has been making Bubba assume the position, "I got yer
impeachment, RIGHT HERE! hehe


---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
*********
"Life would be devoid of all meaning were it without tribulation."
Sheldon
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In article >,
Pan Ohco > wrote:

> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 23:45:05 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet
> > wrote:
>
> >> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 09:51:49 -0600, Pan Ohco
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
> >> left a bad taste in her mouth.
> >>

> >
> >Does this mean she is now ***???

>
> Could be.
> I remember a sign, from the election, saying "*******s against Bush"
> that I thought could have been phrased better. :-)
>
> Pan Ohco


<lol> That's just too damn funny......

Om.
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In article >,
Pan Ohco > wrote:

> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 23:45:05 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet
> > wrote:
>
> >> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 09:51:49 -0600, Pan Ohco
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
> >> left a bad taste in her mouth.
> >>

> >
> >Does this mean she is now ***???

>
> Could be.
> I remember a sign, from the election, saying "*******s against Bush"
> that I thought could have been phrased better. :-)
>
> Pan Ohco


<lol> That's just too damn funny......

Om.
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In article >,
Pan Ohco > wrote:

> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 23:45:05 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet
> > wrote:
>
> >> On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 09:51:49 -0600, Pan Ohco
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
> >> left a bad taste in her mouth.
> >>

> >
> >Does this mean she is now ***???

>
> Could be.
> I remember a sign, from the election, saying "*******s against Bush"
> that I thought could have been phrased better. :-)
>
> Pan Ohco


<lol> That's just too damn funny......

Om.
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> Katra writes:
>
>>(PENMART01) wrote:
>> > wrote:
>> >>> Pan Ohco wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
>> >>> left a bad taste in her mouth.
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>Does this mean she is now ***???

>>
>> Not unless Bubba Bill underwent sex change surgery... or are you saying that


>> it
>> was Hillary who was on the other end of that Garcia y Vega... just picture
>> Hillary wearing a strap-on Havana. It's no wonder Bubba has been walking
>> funny.... Hillary has been making Bubba assume the position, "I got yer
>> impeachment, RIGHT HERE! hehe
>>
>>
>> Sheldon

>
>Oh Shel'!
>
>That was a pun! I'm shocked that you missed it.....
>
>Om


Which pun?


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> Katra writes:
>
>>(PENMART01) wrote:
>> > wrote:
>> >>> Pan Ohco wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
>> >>> left a bad taste in her mouth.
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>Does this mean she is now ***???

>>
>> Not unless Bubba Bill underwent sex change surgery... or are you saying that


>> it
>> was Hillary who was on the other end of that Garcia y Vega... just picture
>> Hillary wearing a strap-on Havana. It's no wonder Bubba has been walking
>> funny.... Hillary has been making Bubba assume the position, "I got yer
>> impeachment, RIGHT HERE! hehe
>>
>>
>> Sheldon

>
>Oh Shel'!
>
>That was a pun! I'm shocked that you missed it.....
>
>Om


Which pun?


---= BOYCOTT FRANCE (belgium) GERMANY--SPAIN =---
---= Move UNITED NATIONS To Paris =---
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>Katra writes:
>
>>(PENMART01) wrote:
>> > Katra writes:
>> >>(PENMART01) wrote:
>> >> >Omelet wrote:
>> >> >>> Pan Ohco wrote:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Monica Lewinski (sp?) voted for Bush, she said that the Democrats
>> >> >>> left a bad taste in her mouth.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Does this mean she is now ***???
>> >>
>> >> Not unless Bubba Bill underwent sex change surgery... or are you saying
>> >> that

>>
>> >> it
>> >> was Hillary who was on the other end of that Garcia y Vega... just

>picture
>> >> Hillary wearing a strap-on Havana. It's no wonder Bubba has been

>walking
>> >> funny.... Hillary has been making Bubba assume the position, "I got yer
>> >> impeachment, RIGHT HERE! hehe
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Sheldon
>> >
>> >Oh Shel'!
>> >
>> >That was a pun! I'm shocked that you missed it.....
>> >
>> >K.

>>
>> Which pun?
>>

>If you missed it, I ain't gonna 'splain it to ya. ;-)


You ain't gonna 'splain it to me 'cause I didn't miss any pun, it's right there
on top (not much of a pun) only I chose not to adress it, instead I pointed out
the erroneous thinking that Monica is *** 'cause Bubba left a bad taste in her
mouth, last I heard Bubba is a guy... and how do you know he tastes bad? LOL


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