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" > wrote: > this is better > > http://www.stupid.com/stat/EGSP.html That's just..... Gross! But should appeal to most men! <lol> K. |
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" > wrote: > this is better > > http://www.stupid.com/stat/EGSP.html That's just..... Gross! But should appeal to most men! <lol> K. |
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On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 07:38:40 -0500, "
> wrote: >this is better > >http://www.stupid.com/stat/EGSP.html Too funny. I think Kilikini could use one of these in her kitchen. Carol -- "Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say, 'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me." *James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_ |
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Graphic Queen > wrote in
: > I think Target stores have hit a new low for holiday shopping: > > http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...%5Fencoding=UT > F8&asin=B00008W6QS New low? I must live in the gutter because I want one... |
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Katra wrote:
> In article >, > Graphic Queen > wrote: > > I think Target stores have hit a new low for holiday shopping: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...ding=UTF8&asin > > =B00008W6QS > I'm sorry, but I think it's priceless!!! ;-D I have the kind of job that makes people need a lift (today we had a trio in action at the same time: a psychotic woman who shat all over herself in the day room and sobbed hysterically while she was bathed, a woman in a wheel chair crying she wanted to die (all meds have failed on her depression, thus far) and a third one, an unremitting thief, sobbed outside her room while all the stolen underware, denture cream (she doesn't wear them), shaving cream, etc was confiscated from her room). Combine this with the man who was chanting the punch line to the offcolor rascist joke that got Earl Butz fired, and the man who kept calling "I know I'm the mother of your child, but it is time to part ways", and the man who kept telling me they gave him a rectal exam in jail that made him pass out for 5 days and you have a not untypical day at work. If anyone ever came to my office, I'd put one in there (my office is at the end of a long deserted hall straight out of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and has a missing pane of glass and sparrow poop in it). So, really, this peice would go very well, and seem like the most tasteful thing of the day. blacksalt who won't mention how many people shuffle about with snotty noses. |
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Graphic Queen wrote:
> On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 07:38:40 -0500, " > > wrote: > > >>this is better >> >>http://www.stupid.com/stat/EGSP.html > > > You are right. Sheeeesh, who is thinking these things up anyway? > hahahahaha Those are made by a potter in Gorham, Maine. Not much to do in Gorham.  I have one of the things it was a Valentines gift from MIL who isalso getting a Target tissue box cover for Christmas. The egg separator does work, but is gross and I find it easier to just separate the egg using the shells. Jessica |
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Graphic Queen wrote:
> On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 07:38:40 -0500, " > > wrote: > > >>this is better >> >>http://www.stupid.com/stat/EGSP.html > > > You are right. Sheeeesh, who is thinking these things up anyway? > hahahahaha Those are made by a potter in Gorham, Maine. Not much to do in Gorham. I have one of the things it was a Valentines gift from MIL who isalso getting a Target tissue box cover for Christmas. The egg separator does work, but is gross and I find it easier to just separate the egg using the shells. Jessica |
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"Jessica V." wrote:
> Those are made by a potter in Gorham, Maine. Not much to do in Gorham. Heh. I used to go up there every year. I'd stay at the Town and Country in ? Shelburne NH. Yeah, not much action going on around there. Still, the hiking was good, and the scenery. nancy |
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"Jessica V." wrote:
> Those are made by a potter in Gorham, Maine. Not much to do in Gorham. Heh. I used to go up there every year. I'd stay at the Town and Country in ? Shelburne NH. Yeah, not much action going on around there. Still, the hiking was good, and the scenery. nancy |
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On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 08:11:09 -0600, "jmcquown"
> wrote: > The guys in the office *all* loved this particular item! So, it's probably a shoo in for my brother! Thanks for the "clue"! LOL sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 08:11:09 -0600, "jmcquown"
> wrote: > The guys in the office *all* loved this particular item! So, it's probably a shoo in for my brother! Thanks for the "clue"! LOL sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 09:22:52 +0100, "jacqui{JB}"
> wrote: > but it is amusing. It certainly IS and I've not only ordered it for my brother, I'm also thinking of giving it to my BIL and my son's "god" uncle for xmas. It's juvinal enough that each one will get a real kick out of it... and you don't have to be a sports fisherman (singing trout) to think it's funny. I just hope it looks like the picture representation in real life. Otherwise I'm SOL. sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 09:22:52 +0100, "jacqui{JB}"
> wrote: > but it is amusing. It certainly IS and I've not only ordered it for my brother, I'm also thinking of giving it to my BIL and my son's "god" uncle for xmas. It's juvinal enough that each one will get a real kick out of it... and you don't have to be a sports fisherman (singing trout) to think it's funny. I just hope it looks like the picture representation in real life. Otherwise I'm SOL. sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:27:40 -0600, Katra
> wrote: > > :-) > It'd fit his sense of humor nicely methinks! <S> I think you're right. sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:27:40 -0600, Katra
> wrote: > > :-) > It'd fit his sense of humor nicely methinks! <S> I think you're right. sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 07:38:40 -0500, "
> wrote: > this is better > > http://www.stupid.com/stat/EGSP.html Heh, I can go one better... I have a cup that's shaped like a breast so you drink out of the nipple. If you don't, it's a dribble cup. PS: I didn't find it on the internet. sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 07:38:40 -0500, "
> wrote: > this is better > > http://www.stupid.com/stat/EGSP.html Heh, I can go one better... I have a cup that's shaped like a breast so you drink out of the nipple. If you don't, it's a dribble cup. PS: I didn't find it on the internet. sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 07:38:40 -0500, "
> wrote: > this is better > > http://www.stupid.com/stat/EGSP.html Heh, I can go one better... I have a cup that's shaped like a breast so you drink out of the nipple. If you don't, it's a dribble cup. PS: I didn't find it on the internet. sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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jacqui{JB} wrote:
> Bwahahahahaha! Come on, people, it's *Target*, which has never been > exactly up-scale despite their push for higher prices. Sure it's > tacky (and would never find its way into *my* house), but it is > amusing. Target's not alone. Out of curiosity I Googled "tiki head tissue box cover" and got over 3500 hits. --Charlene -- As long as I count the votes, what are you going to do about it? -- William "Boss" Tweed, Election Day, 1871 email perronnelle at earthlink . net |
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In article >,
sf > wrote: > On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 09:22:52 +0100, "jacqui{JB}" > > wrote: > > > but it is amusing. > > It certainly IS and I've not only ordered it for my brother, > I'm also thinking of giving it to my BIL and my son's "god" > uncle for xmas. It's juvinal enough that each one will get > a real kick out of it... and you don't have to be a sports > fisherman (singing trout) to think it's funny. I just hope > it looks like the picture representation in real life. > Otherwise I'm SOL. > > > sf > Practice safe eating - always use condiments Just be sure to pre-load it with a box of tissue... :-) K. |
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In article >,
sf > wrote: > On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 09:22:52 +0100, "jacqui{JB}" > > wrote: > > > but it is amusing. > > It certainly IS and I've not only ordered it for my brother, > I'm also thinking of giving it to my BIL and my son's "god" > uncle for xmas. It's juvinal enough that each one will get > a real kick out of it... and you don't have to be a sports > fisherman (singing trout) to think it's funny. I just hope > it looks like the picture representation in real life. > Otherwise I'm SOL. > > > sf > Practice safe eating - always use condiments Just be sure to pre-load it with a box of tissue... :-) K. |
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now THATS funny!
-- Shafer - Official BB and anywhere else pointgiver and CEO HRWB notbob wrote: > On 2004-11-04, Gal Called J.J. > wrote: > >> Thousands of Rapa Nui "Long-Ears" must be rolling in their graves... > > Sounds like a business opportunity to come out with a "Long-Eared > Rapa Nui Grave Rolling" toilet paper roll holder. > > nb |
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now THATS funny!
-- Shafer - Official BB and anywhere else pointgiver and CEO HRWB notbob wrote: > On 2004-11-04, Gal Called J.J. > wrote: > >> Thousands of Rapa Nui "Long-Ears" must be rolling in their graves... > > Sounds like a business opportunity to come out with a "Long-Eared > Rapa Nui Grave Rolling" toilet paper roll holder. > > nb |
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kalanamak > wrote in :
> If anyone ever came to my office, I'd put one in there (my office is at > the end of a long deserted hall straight out of One Flew Over the > Cuckoo's Nest, and has a missing pane of glass and sparrow poop in it). > So, really, this peice would go very well, and seem like the most > tasteful thing of the day. > blacksalt > who won't mention how many people shuffle about with snotty noses. > > Cheer up Nurse Kratchet... -- Starchless in Manitoba. |
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Here's a funny one too:
http://www.shoplooponline.com/browse.cfm/4,315.html They're kitchy fun. Certainly not to be taken seriously! Bean > wrote in message news:<1099612627.dqH7GIQDMDGwiMook5d5+Q@teranews>. .. > Graphic Queen > wrote in > : > > > I think Target stores have hit a new low for holiday shopping: > > > > http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...%5Fencoding=UT > > F8&asin=B00008W6QS > > > New low? I must live in the gutter because I want one... |
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Here's a funny one too:
http://www.shoplooponline.com/browse.cfm/4,315.html They're kitchy fun. Certainly not to be taken seriously! Bean > wrote in message news:<1099612627.dqH7GIQDMDGwiMook5d5+Q@teranews>. .. > Graphic Queen > wrote in > : > > > I think Target stores have hit a new low for holiday shopping: > > > > http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...%5Fencoding=UT > > F8&asin=B00008W6QS > > > New low? I must live in the gutter because I want one... |
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 01:26:10 -0600, Katra
> wrote: > In article >, > Graphic Queen > wrote: > > > I think Target stores have hit a new low for holiday shopping: > > > > http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...ding=UTF8&asin > > =B00008W6QS > > I'm sorry, but I think it's priceless!!! ;-D > > I'm seriously considering ordering one if our local Target does not have > one! > I bit the bullet and ordered one from the internet for my brother. If it looks as funny in real life as it does in the picture, I'm going to look for it in the store to give to my brother-in-law... he loves joke gifts from me and he hasn't been given a really good one in several years. If I can't find it in the store, hopefully they will still be available online.  sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 01:26:10 -0600, Katra
> wrote: > In article >, > Graphic Queen > wrote: > > > I think Target stores have hit a new low for holiday shopping: > > > > http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...ding=UTF8&asin > > =B00008W6QS > > I'm sorry, but I think it's priceless!!! ;-D > > I'm seriously considering ordering one if our local Target does not have > one! > I bit the bullet and ordered one from the internet for my brother. If it looks as funny in real life as it does in the picture, I'm going to look for it in the store to give to my brother-in-law... he loves joke gifts from me and he hasn't been given a really good one in several years. If I can't find it in the store, hopefully they will still be available online. sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 12:15:19 GMT, Hahabogus
> wrote: > kalanamak > wrote in : > > > If anyone ever came to my office, I'd put one in there (my office is at > > the end of a long deserted hall straight out of One Flew Over the > > Cuckoo's Nest, and has a missing pane of glass and sparrow poop in it). > > So, really, this peice would go very well, and seem like the most > > tasteful thing of the day. > > blacksalt > > who won't mention how many people shuffle about with snotty noses. > > > > > > Cheer up Nurse Kratchet... Dr. Kratchet to you. sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 12:15:19 GMT, Hahabogus
> wrote: > kalanamak > wrote in : > > > If anyone ever came to my office, I'd put one in there (my office is at > > the end of a long deserted hall straight out of One Flew Over the > > Cuckoo's Nest, and has a missing pane of glass and sparrow poop in it). > > So, really, this peice would go very well, and seem like the most > > tasteful thing of the day. > > blacksalt > > who won't mention how many people shuffle about with snotty noses. > > > > > > Cheer up Nurse Kratchet... Dr. Kratchet to you. sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 03:00:40 -0600, Katra
> wrote: > Just be sure to pre-load it with a box of tissue... :-) Yes ma'am! sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 03:00:40 -0600, Katra
> wrote: > Just be sure to pre-load it with a box of tissue... :-) Yes ma'am! sf Practice safe eating - always use condiments |
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In article >,
sf > wrote: > On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 01:26:10 -0600, Katra > > wrote: > > > In article >, > > Graphic Queen > wrote: > > > > > I think Target stores have hit a new low for holiday shopping: > > > > > > http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...Fencoding=UTF8 > > > &asin > > > =B00008W6QS > > > > I'm sorry, but I think it's priceless!!! ;-D > > > > I'm seriously considering ordering one if our local Target does not have > > one! > > > I bit the bullet and ordered one from the internet for my > brother. If it looks as funny in real life as it does in > the picture, I'm going to look for it in the store to give > to my brother-in-law... he loves joke gifts from me and he > hasn't been given a really good one in several years. If I > can't find it in the store, hopefully they will still be > available online. > > > > sf > Practice safe eating - always use condiments I'll check at my local Target, then order on line if they don't have it... <G> I'm thinking that my Cousin Scott would also enjoy this! <lol> Let me know when it arrives if it is as cute as the picture??? That egg separator would probably appeal to Josh, a close friend of mine. When someone has everything they need and start getting hard to shop for, I think gag gifts are perfect, and often appreciated??? K. -- Sprout the Mung Bean to reply... >,,<Cat's Haven Hobby Farm>,,<Katraatcenturyteldotnet>,,< http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...user id=katra |
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In article >,
sf > wrote: > On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 01:26:10 -0600, Katra > > wrote: > > > In article >, > > Graphic Queen > wrote: > > > > > I think Target stores have hit a new low for holiday shopping: > > > > > > http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...Fencoding=UTF8 > > > &asin > > > =B00008W6QS > > > > I'm sorry, but I think it's priceless!!! ;-D > > > > I'm seriously considering ordering one if our local Target does not have > > one! > > > I bit the bullet and ordered one from the internet for my > brother. If it looks as funny in real life as it does in > the picture, I'm going to look for it in the store to give > to my brother-in-law... he loves joke gifts from me and he > hasn't been given a really good one in several years. If I > can't find it in the store, hopefully they will still be > available online. > > > > sf > Practice safe eating - always use condiments I'll check at my local Target, then order on line if they don't have it... <G> I'm thinking that my Cousin Scott would also enjoy this! <lol> Let me know when it arrives if it is as cute as the picture??? That egg separator would probably appeal to Josh, a close friend of mine. When someone has everything they need and start getting hard to shop for, I think gag gifts are perfect, and often appreciated??? K. -- Sprout the Mung Bean to reply... >,,<Cat's Haven Hobby Farm>,,<Katraatcenturyteldotnet>,,< http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...user id=katra |
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In article >,
sf > wrote: > On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 01:26:10 -0600, Katra > > wrote: > > > In article >, > > Graphic Queen > wrote: > > > > > I think Target stores have hit a new low for holiday shopping: > > > > > > http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...Fencoding=UTF8 > > > &asin > > > =B00008W6QS > > > > I'm sorry, but I think it's priceless!!! ;-D > > > > I'm seriously considering ordering one if our local Target does not have > > one! > > > I bit the bullet and ordered one from the internet for my > brother. If it looks as funny in real life as it does in > the picture, I'm going to look for it in the store to give > to my brother-in-law... he loves joke gifts from me and he > hasn't been given a really good one in several years. If I > can't find it in the store, hopefully they will still be > available online. > > > > sf > Practice safe eating - always use condiments I'll check at my local Target, then order on line if they don't have it... <G> I'm thinking that my Cousin Scott would also enjoy this! <lol> Let me know when it arrives if it is as cute as the picture??? That egg separator would probably appeal to Josh, a close friend of mine. When someone has everything they need and start getting hard to shop for, I think gag gifts are perfect, and often appreciated??? K. -- Sprout the Mung Bean to reply... >,,<Cat's Haven Hobby Farm>,,<Katraatcenturyteldotnet>,,< http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...user id=katra |
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sf wrote:
> > On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 12:15:19 GMT, Hahabogus > > wrote: > > Cheer up Nurse Kratchet... > > Dr. Kratchet to you. I thought Kratchet was from Bob Kretchet, and OFOCN was Nurse Rachet. Or was that MASH. And I'm very cheery, thank you. blacksalt ObReally cute baby behavior: I was teaching the 27 month old the difference between smooth and sharp using the frond of an aloe vera. He had repeated aloe vera after me. I said sharp a couple times and touched his finger to one of the spines. Then I said "sharp-owie" and he immediately said "OWIE VERA" |
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sf wrote:
> > On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 12:15:19 GMT, Hahabogus > > wrote: > > Cheer up Nurse Kratchet... > > Dr. Kratchet to you. I thought Kratchet was from Bob Kretchet, and OFOCN was Nurse Rachet. Or was that MASH. And I'm very cheery, thank you. blacksalt ObReally cute baby behavior: I was teaching the 27 month old the difference between smooth and sharp using the frond of an aloe vera. He had repeated aloe vera after me. I said sharp a couple times and touched his finger to one of the spines. Then I said "sharp-owie" and he immediately said "OWIE VERA" |
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