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Default How to Die Beautifully

On May 11, 11:30*pm, Silver Surfer >
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> On May 12, 3:14 am, Samuel Harris > wrote:
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> > On May 12, 12:56 am, wrote:

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> > > All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...

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> > > If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house. *If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.

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> > > I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.

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> > > So what about details? *What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping? *How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?

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> Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die?


That's not always true.

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