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Brooklyn1 wrote:
> patch a few yarmukas together and
> decorate with beads... or order this:

WEBTV!!! ROFL!!!!

Bla bla bla, you're so clever. NOT! ROFL! And the webtv reference....
seriously? *You're* making fun of *me* with webtv? Do you not realize that
you have just validated everyone who has laughed at you for it?

One note... you can't lay off the crossdressing stuff in your lame attempt
at humor. You got caught on it already, and we all know about it, and "I
know you are but what am I" doesn't fix it.

Now **** off and die, you phony little pussy, and next time you decide to
start flinging shit at people outside your own back yard, try to prepare
your freeble little mind for the fact that you need to be willing to take
what you dish out, because someone may do the same thing back at you. If
you're going to keep being a pussy who wants to give shit but screams like a
sissy baby when you get it back, you'll just spend your sad little life
going through episodes like this where your true nature is revealed to all.

I'm done with you now, shithead. That is, unless you want more.

And unless you decide to resume making personal attacks on people who are
trying to discuss reasonable things. A little good natured banter between
rivals is fine, but you cannot seem to understand why it's offensive to
invade other forums and turn on a tirade of hateful personal attacks on
individuals. So if you go that route again, I'll be back on your ass, with
Goatboy, Ronald, and a bunch more tasty morsels. And go ahead and post all
the stupid shit you want in the Chiefs forums... you're not getting any
action because they are too smart to take your juvenile bait.... and
besides, yuou're just not funny.

Now please refrain from being an asshole and I will do the same.... or not,
your choice.

Besides, I can be a much bigger asshole than you when provoked, so do the
smart thing while you have this one opportunity at a truce.

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On Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:36:08 -0500, Janet Wilder
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>On 8/19/2013 2:40 AM, Janet wrote:
>
>> A well-tied turban and maybe a brooch pinned on it is SO much more
>> funky elegant and stylish
>>
>> Janet UK

>
>When I played the nutty medium in the Noel Coward play, "Blythe Spirit"
>a couple of years ago, I looked up turban tying on the internet. I'm
>just too clutzy to get it right. :-)


You said you can sew and bead... patch a few yarmukas together and
decorate with beads... or order this:
http://www.ebay.com/bhp/dolly-parton-wig
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> On Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:36:08 -0500, Janet Wilder
> > wrote:
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>>On 8/19/2013 2:40 AM, Janet wrote:
>>
>>> A well-tied turban and maybe a brooch pinned on it is SO much more
>>> funky elegant and stylish
>>>
>>> Janet UK

>>
>>When I played the nutty medium in the Noel Coward play, "Blythe Spirit"
>>a couple of years ago, I looked up turban tying on the internet. I'm
>>just too clutzy to get it right. :-)

>
> You said you can sew and bead... patch a few yarmukas together and
> decorate with beads... or order this:
> http://www.ebay.com/bhp/dolly-parton-wig


Hmm I think she might look much more elegant with a pretty sparkly turban
.... but, whatever the lassie wants

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On Monday, August 19, 2013 11:36:08 AM UTC-4, Janet Wilder wrote:
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> When I played the nutty medium in the Noel Coward play, "Blythe Spirit"
>
> a couple of years ago, I looked up turban tying on the internet.


Oh, Lord - I remember a few lines from that part. Something about speeding downhill on a bicycle, like a dragon fly. And "Ou sont les neiges d'antan....?" Am I close?
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> but, whatever the lassie wants
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Dumb ****, grow a brain.


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On 8/19/2013 1:54 PM, Janet Wilder wrote:
> On 8/19/2013 10:44 AM, Ophelia wrote:
>>
>>
>> "Janet Wilder" > wrote in message

>
>>> Have to see what's available. I like bright blues, purple, pink, red.
>>> I don't do green, yellow or orange.

>>
>> Sounds good to me) Don't forget sparklies to jazz them up

>
> Yes! Gotta get me some bling!


Got 3 cancer hats today at Family Dollar. They are pleated and fit
well. They have a flower on the right side. Got one in pink, one in
purple and one in black for more formal occasions.

Definitely look like a cancer head in it, but I still have enough hair
to not need them yet.

I actually called the cancer center and told the nurse that their staff
would be best served if they gave me something to knock me out. She
appreciated it.

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On 8/19/2013 2:17 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> On Mon, 19 Aug 2013 10:36:08 -0500, Janet Wilder
> > wrote:
>
>> On 8/19/2013 2:40 AM, Janet wrote:
>>
>>> A well-tied turban and maybe a brooch pinned on it is SO much more
>>> funky elegant and stylish
>>>
>>> Janet UK

>>
>> When I played the nutty medium in the Noel Coward play, "Blythe Spirit"
>> a couple of years ago, I looked up turban tying on the internet. I'm
>> just too clutzy to get it right. :-)

>
> You said you can sew and bead... patch a few yarmukas together and
> decorate with beads... or order this:
> http://www.ebay.com/bhp/dolly-parton-wig
>



LOL! definitely NOT my style, but cracked me up to think of myself in one.

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On 8/19/2013 2:42 PM, Kalmia wrote:
> On Monday, August 19, 2013 11:36:08 AM UTC-4, Janet Wilder wrote:
>>
>> When I played the nutty medium in the Noel Coward play, "Blythe Spirit"
>>
>> a couple of years ago, I looked up turban tying on the internet.

>
> Oh, Lord - I remember a few lines from that part. Something about speeding downhill on a bicycle, like a dragon fly. And "Ou sont les neiges d'antan....?" Am I close?
>


You are dead right. I ws the only one in the cast and probably the
audience who understood the French and knew it made no sense.

It was a nightmare to memorize those lines as they were not in the
English I speak. The rest of the cast were not terribly good and the
director was useless.

I had to faint dead away to the floor twice and jump on a piece of
furniture and deliver an incantation. A very "athletic" role for a
senior lady, but I was, they tell me, great.

I had promised a dear friend with terminal cancer that I'd read for the
part. I did the play in her memory and dedicated my performance to her.
She was truly a blyth spirit.

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On Monday, August 19, 2013 5:21:20 PM UTC-4, Janet Wilder wrote:
> On 8/19/2013 2:42 PM, Kalmia wrote:
>
> > On Monday, August 19, 2013 11:36:08 AM UTC-4, Janet Wilder wrote:

>
> >>

>
> >> When I played the nutty medium in the Noel Coward play, "Blythe Spirit"

>
> >>

>
> >> a couple of years ago, I looked up turban tying on the internet.

>
> >

>
> > Oh, Lord - I remember a few lines from that part. Something about speeding downhill on a bicycle, like a dragon fly. And "Ou sont les neiges d'antan....?" Am I close?

>
> >

>
>
>
> You are dead right.



Er, can't say I like your choice of woids, (dead right) but.........ha ha. it's a relief to know my memory ain't failing me yet. I was the wardrobe mistress for that production and now I do recall






> I had to faint dead away to the floor twice and jump on a piece of
>
> furniture and deliver an incantation. A very "athletic" role for a
>
> senior lady, but I was, they tell me, great.


Forgot about that. The gal who had the role in my production was tres athletic and, looking back now, probably a *******. They decked her out in a very schoolmarmish outfit, and she had long hair which they pulled back into a very tight bun. What WAS that role's name?


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On Monday, August 19, 2013 11:53:05 AM UTC-7, Janet Wilder wrote:

Well, if the hair is going, then so must the cancer. It's the LAW !!!

I'm rootin for you. Aren't there a couple of organizations that do wigs?
You might check it out. I bet you could get a couple of cute ones.

Hey, or go to a costume store and get a couple of fright wighs or a rainbow clown one !!!!!!


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Kalmia wrote:
> What WAS that role's name?

WEBTV!!! ROFL!!!!

Bla bla bla, you're so clever. NOT! ROFL! And the webtv reference....
seriously? *You're* making fun of *me* with webtv? Do you not realize that
you have just validated everyone who has laughed at you for it?

One note... you can't lay off the crossdressing stuff in your lame attempt
at humor. You got caught on it already, and we all know about it, and "I
know you are but what am I" doesn't fix it.

Now **** off and die, you phony little pussy, and next time you decide to
start flinging shit at people outside your own back yard, try to prepare
your freeble little mind for the fact that you need to be willing to take
what you dish out, because someone may do the same thing back at you. If
you're going to keep being a pussy who wants to give shit but screams like a
sissy baby when you get it back, you'll just spend your sad little life
going through episodes like this where your true nature is revealed to all.

I'm done with you now, shithead. That is, unless you want more.

And unless you decide to resume making personal attacks on people who are
trying to discuss reasonable things. A little good natured banter between
rivals is fine, but you cannot seem to understand why it's offensive to
invade other forums and turn on a tirade of hateful personal attacks on
individuals. So if you go that route again, I'll be back on your ass, with
Goatboy, Ronald, and a bunch more tasty morsels. And go ahead and post all
the stupid shit you want in the Chiefs forums... you're not getting any
action because they are too smart to take your juvenile bait.... and
besides, yuou're just not funny.

Now please refrain from being an asshole and I will do the same.... or not,
your choice.

Besides, I can be a much bigger asshole than you when provoked, so do the
smart thing while you have this one opportunity at a truce.

MBKC


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"Janet Wilder" > wrote in message
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> On 8/19/2013 1:54 PM, Janet Wilder wrote:
>> On 8/19/2013 10:44 AM, Ophelia wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>> "Janet Wilder" > wrote in message

>>
>>>> Have to see what's available. I like bright blues, purple, pink, red.
>>>> I don't do green, yellow or orange.
>>>
>>> Sounds good to me) Don't forget sparklies to jazz them up

>>
>> Yes! Gotta get me some bling!

>
> Got 3 cancer hats today at Family Dollar. They are pleated and fit well.
> They have a flower on the right side. Got one in pink, one in purple and
> one in black for more formal occasions.


Oooh nice So what sparklies didya get? Hmmm? Can't forget the sparkles
eh?

> Definitely look like a cancer head in it, but I still have enough hair to
> not need them yet.


When her hair was gone my friend wore them with panache and boy did she look
cool) She went all kind of retro with turbans and cloche hats (and
sometimes with nothing covering her head at all) and kaftans. Stunning and
elegant Very new age Just so you know she recovered and still wears
that stuff sometimes because it looks good on her

> I actually called the cancer center and told the nurse that their staff
> would be best served if they gave me something to knock me out. She
> appreciated it.


Hmmm...




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On 8/19/2013 6:30 PM, ImStillMags wrote:
> On Monday, August 19, 2013 11:53:05 AM UTC-7, Janet Wilder wrote:
>
> Well, if the hair is going, then so must the cancer. It's the LAW !!!
>
> I'm rootin for you. Aren't there a couple of organizations that do wigs?
> You might check it out. I bet you could get a couple of cute ones.
>
> Hey, or go to a costume store and get a couple of fright wighs or a rainbow clown one !!!!!!
>

I have a friend who does hair pieces and wigs. She'll help me out when
I need it. Meanwhile got a couple of those turbanish hats for $2 each
at the dollar store.

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On 8/19/2013 6:19 PM, Kalmia wrote:
> On Monday, August 19, 2013 5:21:20 PM UTC-4, Janet Wilder wrote:
>> On 8/19/2013 2:42 PM, Kalmia wrote:
>>
>>> On Monday, August 19, 2013 11:36:08 AM UTC-4, Janet Wilder wrote:

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>> When I played the nutty medium in the Noel Coward play, "Blythe Spirit"

>>
>>>>

>>
>>>> a couple of years ago, I looked up turban tying on the internet.

>>
>>>

>>
>>> Oh, Lord - I remember a few lines from that part. Something about speeding downhill on a bicycle, like a dragon fly. And "Ou sont les neiges d'antan....?" Am I close?

>>
>>>

>>
>>
>>
>> You are dead right.

>
>
> Er, can't say I like your choice of woids, (dead right) but.........ha ha. it's a relief to know my memory ain't failing me yet. I was the wardrobe mistress for that production and now I do recall
>
>
>
>
>
>
>> I had to faint dead away to the floor twice and jump on a piece of
>>
>> furniture and deliver an incantation. A very "athletic" role for a
>>
>> senior lady, but I was, they tell me, great.

>
> Forgot about that. The gal who had the role in my production was tres athletic and, looking back now, probably a *******. They decked her out in a very schoolmarmish outfit, and she had long hair which they pulled back into a very tight bun. What WAS that role's name?
>
>

Madame Arcati. I'll see if I can find a photo of me in costume and
post it on tinypics.

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On Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:38:18 PM UTC-4, Janet Wilder wrote:
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> Madame Arcati. I'll see if I can find a photo of me in costume and
>
> post it on tinypics


OH, Lord, yes. I thought for a while it was ArcaDi until I saw the script. Ha.

I remember one night during rehearsals, the director stomped his foot and yelled, "Would you people make up your mind - it's either CondoMINE or Condo'MEAN'. Half the cast said it one way, half t'other. They settled on 'mean', but Noel was not to be reached.



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On 8/20/2013 6:38 PM, Kalmia wrote:
> On Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:38:18 PM UTC-4, Janet Wilder wrote:
>>
>> Madame Arcati. I'll see if I can find a photo of me in costume and
>>
>> post it on tinypics

>
> OH, Lord, yes. I thought for a while it was ArcaDi until I saw the script. Ha.
>
> I remember one night during rehearsals, the director stomped his foot and yelled, "Would you people make up your mind - it's either CondoMINE or Condo'MEAN'. Half the cast said it one way, half t'other. They settled on 'mean', but Noel was not to be reached.
>

We did MINE. Our director was useless. A lovely man, but useless. Any
director who sits back and says: "it's your play folks" is useless.

We used Noel's notes in the script for direction. I told you it was the
play from hell.

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