[Trolls, skip it. No one is listening to you anyway.]

Smoked Salmon Wrap
Served in a Spinach Tortilla with
Lettuce, Tomato, Oni0n, Smoked
Bacon and Boursin Spread
Choice of Side
$8.50

Cornbeef Wrap
With Mustard and Sautéed
Onions in a Spinach Tortilla
Choice of Side
$9.50

Blue Plate Special
Smothered Pork Chop
Served with Mashed Potatoes
and Steamed Broccoli

$10.00

What's wrong with this picture? I'll start:

Item #1: There's nothing special about Boursin spread. It's seasoned
cheese spread that comes in a plastic container (different seasonings).
I can buy it at any grocery store around here.

http://www.boursin.com/en_us/

I'd rather have it on crackers or a toasted baguette as a snack

Item #2: It's not "cornbeef", it's *corned beef*. But as a wrap in a
spinach tortilla? Really?

At least the Blue Plate Special resembles one. It's too bad I make damn
fine smothered pork chops myself, otherwise I might actually try theirs.
I still might. It's the last day of the month so I can ding my annual
dining assessment by at least $10. Or double down and freeze two
orders, for those days days when I don't feel like cooking.

Jill