I just figured out what Bryan was talking about. May day in France is
a workers holiday - NOT Labor Day. No idea how universal the idea is,
but I wouldn't put it past Italy to take the day off too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...e_by_coun try


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On 5/2/2014 2:18 AM, sf wrote:
> I just figured out what Bryan was talking about. May day in France is
> a workers holiday - NOT Labor Day. No idea how universal the idea is,
> but I wouldn't put it past Italy to take the day off too.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...e_by_coun try
>
>
Thanks. For a minute I thought I'd pulled a Rip Van Winkle and awakened
in September.

Jill

On 02/05/2014 12:18 AM, sf wrote:
> I just figured out what Bryan was talking about. May day in France is
> a workers holiday - NOT Labor Day. No idea how universal the idea is,
> but I wouldn't put it past Italy to take the day off too.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...e_by_coun try
>
>
May 1st is celebrated outside the USA as International Workers' Day OR
Labor Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Graham

On Fri, 02 May 2014 07:29:30 -0600, graham > wrote:

>On 02/05/2014 12:18 AM, sf wrote:
>> I just figured out what Bryan was talking about. May day in France is
>> a workers holiday - NOT Labor Day. No idea how universal the idea is,
>> but I wouldn't put it past Italy to take the day off too.
>>
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...e_by_coun try
>>
>>
>May 1st is celebrated outside the USA as International Workers' Day OR
>Labor Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Graham


We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
39 year old guy.

On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
>tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
>39 year old guy.

You live near Sqwertz?

On 5/2/2014 9:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
> On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
>> We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
>> tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
>> 39 year old guy.
>
> You live near Sqwertz?
>

Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen employees,
the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.

On Fri, 02 May 2014 22:49:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 5/2/2014 9:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>
>>> We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
>>> tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
>>> 39 year old guy.
>>
>> You live near Sqwertz?
>>
>
>Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen employees,
>the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.

Well, the other 14 of you should chip in and buy him a decent hooker

On 5/3/2014 12:00 AM, Jeßus wrote:
> On Fri, 02 May 2014 22:49:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
>> On 5/2/2014 9:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>>
>>>> We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
>>>> tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
>>>> 39 year old guy.
>>>
>>> You live near Sqwertz?
>>>
>>
>> Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen employees,
>> the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.
>
> Well, the other 14 of you should chip in and buy him a decent hooker
>
>
It has been mentioned. It would be a hoot to watch the start.

On 5/3/2014 12:41 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 5/3/2014 12:00 AM, Jeßus wrote:
>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 22:49:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>
>>> On 5/2/2014 9:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
>>>>> tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
>>>>> 39 year old guy.
>>>>
>>>> You live near Sqwertz?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen employees,
>>> the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.
>>
>> Well, the other 14 of you should chip in and buy him a decent hooker
>>
>>
> It has been mentioned. It would be a hoot to watch the start.

I find it interesting you know this much (or not much, heh) about this guy.

Jill

On 5/2/2014 11:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
> On Fri, 02 May 2014 22:49:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
>> On 5/2/2014 9:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>>
>>>> We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
>>>> tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
>>>> 39 year old guy.
>>>
>>> You live near Sqwertz?
>>>
>>
>> Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen employees,
>> the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.
>
> Well, the other 14 of you should chip in and buy him a decent hooker
>
>
I think I saw that movie

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On Sat, 03 May 2014 00:52:48 -0400, jmcquown >
wrote:

>On 5/3/2014 12:41 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 5/3/2014 12:00 AM, Jeßus wrote:
>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 22:49:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 5/2/2014 9:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
>>>>>> tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
>>>>>> 39 year old guy.
>>>>>
>>>>> You live near Sqwertz?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen employees,
>>>> the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.
>>>
>>> Well, the other 14 of you should chip in and buy him a decent hooker
>>>
>>>
>> It has been mentioned. It would be a hoot to watch the start.
>
>I find it interesting you know this much (or not much, heh) about this guy.
>
>Jill

He's worked for me for about 15 years. In a small company you get to
know what others do (or not). Of the 15 employees, the lowest
seniority is 6 months, next is about 3 years. then 8 years. Everyone
else at least 10 years. I'm longest at 24+ years.

This guy is not interested in getting married or even dating much as
it costs too much. He is not *** either, but he owns a house, decent
car, and it not going to put himself in a situation where he could
lose half of it if things don't work out. I also know something about
his fiscal situation as I've done his taxes for him for many years.

On 5/3/2014 10:51 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On Sat, 03 May 2014 00:52:48 -0400, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> On 5/3/2014 12:41 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>>> Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen employees,
>>>>> the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.
>>>>
>> I find it interesting you know this much (or not much, heh) about this guy.
>>
>> Jill
>
> He's worked for me for about 15 years. In a small company you get to
> know what others do (or not). Of the 15 employees, the lowest
> seniority is 6 months, next is about 3 years. then 8 years. Everyone
> else at least 10 years. I'm longest at 24+ years.
>
> This guy is not interested in getting married or even dating much as
> it costs too much. He is not *** either, but he owns a house, decent
> car, and it not going to put himself in a situation where he could
> lose half of it if things don't work out. I also know something about
> his fiscal situation as I've done his taxes for him for many years.
>
Apparently he's found one thing he can do by himself without any help.

Jill

Ed Pawlowski > wrote in
:

> On Sat, 03 May 2014 00:52:48 -0400, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>>On 5/3/2014 12:41 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> On 5/3/2014 12:00 AM, Jeßus wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 22:49:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski >
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 5/2/2014 9:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski >
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole.
>>>>>>> Getting tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one
>>>>>>> we found was a 39 year old guy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You live near Sqwertz?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen
>>>>> employees, the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.
>>>>
>>>> Well, the other 14 of you should chip in and buy him a decent
>>>> hooker
>>>>
>>>>
>>> It has been mentioned. It would be a hoot to watch the start.
>>
>>I find it interesting you know this much (or not much, heh) about this
>>guy.
>>
>>Jill
>
> He's worked for me for about 15 years. In a small company you get to
> know what others do (or not). Of the 15 employees, the lowest
> seniority is 6 months, next is about 3 years. then 8 years. Everyone
> else at least 10 years. I'm longest at 24+ years.
>
> This guy is not interested in getting married or even dating much as
> it costs too much. He is not *** either, but he owns a house, decent
> car, and it not going to put himself in a situation where he could
> lose half of it if things don't work out. I also know something about
> his fiscal situation as I've done his taxes for him for many years.

God, I can't imagine, being someone at the opposite end of the spectrum.
I'd rather live in a dirt-floored hovel and eat cheap hot dogs on Wonder
bread than not have romance and sex. I'd easily give up my car. ****, I'd
even give up beer. A morning without partner sex is a morning that didn't
begin the day well.

--
--Bryan
"The 1960's called. They want their recipe back."
--Steve Wertz in rec.food.cooking 4-20-2009

On Sat, 3 May 2014 17:42:23 +0000 (UTC), "Winters_Lackey"
> wrote:



>>
>> This guy is not interested in getting married or even dating much as
>> it costs too much. He is not *** either, but he owns a house, decent
>> car, and it not going to put himself in a situation where he could
>> lose half of it if things don't work out. I also know something about
>> his fiscal situation as I've done his taxes for him for many years.
>
>God, I can't imagine, being someone at the opposite end of the spectrum.
>I'd rather live in a dirt-floored hovel and eat cheap hot dogs on Wonder
>bread than not have romance and sex. I'd easily give up my car. ****, I'd
>even give up beer. A morning without partner sex is a morning that didn't
>begin the day well.

He does know what that thing looks like, he's watched movies. Not
sure if he buys hand lotion by the gallon though.

Ed Pawlowski > wrote in
:

> On Sat, 3 May 2014 17:42:23 +0000 (UTC), "Winters_Lackey"
> > wrote:
>
>
>
>>>
>>> This guy is not interested in getting married or even dating much as
>>> it costs too much. He is not *** either, but he owns a house,
>>> decent car, and it not going to put himself in a situation where he
>>> could lose half of it if things don't work out. I also know
>>> something about his fiscal situation as I've done his taxes for him
>>> for many years.
>>
>>God, I can't imagine, being someone at the opposite end of the
>>spectrum. I'd rather live in a dirt-floored hovel and eat cheap hot
>>dogs on Wonder bread than not have romance and sex. I'd easily give
>>up my car. ****, I'd even give up beer. A morning without partner
>>sex is a morning that didn't begin the day well.
>
> He does know what that thing looks like, he's watched movies. Not
> sure if he buys hand lotion by the gallon though.
>

Unsalted butter. This is a food group you know.

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"The 1960's called. They want their recipe back."
--Steve Wertz in rec.food.cooking 4-20-2009

"Winters_Lackey" > wrote in
:

>>
>
> Unsalted butter. This is a food group you know.
>
Also, if he needs lube that is compatible with toys, this is on sale at
Walgreens (May 4-10). It is $9, and the Catalina prints out a $9 register
rewards coupon.

Just trying to be helpful.


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"The 1960's called. They want their recipe back."
--Steve Wertz in rec.food.cooking 4-20-2009

On Saturday, May 3, 2014 10:51:30 AM UTC-4, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On Sat, 03 May 2014 00:52:48 -0400, jmcquown >
>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >On 5/3/2014 12:41 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
> >> On 5/3/2014 12:00 AM, Je�us wrote:
>
> >>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 22:49:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
> >>>
>
> >>>> On 5/2/2014 9:00 PM, Je�us wrote:
>
> >>>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
> >>>>>
>
> >>>>>> We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
>
> >>>>>> tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
>
> >>>>>> 39 year old guy.
>
> >>>>>
>
> >>>>> You live near Sqwertz?
>
> >>>>>
>
> >>>>
>
> >>>> Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen employees,
>
> >>>> the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.
>
> >>>
>
> >>> Well, the other 14 of you should chip in and buy him a decent hooker
>
> >>>
>
> >>>
>
> >> It has been mentioned. It would be a hoot to watch the start.
>
> >
>
> >I find it interesting you know this much (or not much, heh) about this guy.
>
> >
>
> >Jill
>
>
>
> He's worked for me for about 15 years. In a small company you get to
>
> know what others do (or not). Of the 15 employees, the lowest
>
> seniority is 6 months, next is about 3 years. then 8 years. Everyone
>
> else at least 10 years. I'm longest at 24+ years.
>
>
>
> This guy is not interested in getting married or even dating much as
>
> it costs too much. He is not *** either, but he owns a house, decent
>
> car, and it not going to put himself in a situation where he could
>
> lose half of it if things don't work out. I also know something about
>
> his fiscal situation as I've done his taxes for him for many years.

He doesn't trust a pre-nup or separate accounts? Not very trusting, is he.

I thought this was gonna be a post about Jill and Dataw.

On Sat, 03 May 2014 00:41:52 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 5/3/2014 12:00 AM, Jeßus wrote:
>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 22:49:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>
>>> On 5/2/2014 9:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
>>>>> tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
>>>>> 39 year old guy.
>>>>
>>>> You live near Sqwertz?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen employees,
>>> the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.
>>
>> Well, the other 14 of you should chip in and buy him a decent hooker
>>
>>
>It has been mentioned. It would be a hoot to watch the start.

You could make it pay per view on the Interweb.
Some woman is auctioning off her virginity right now somewhere, IIRC.

On Sat, 03 May 2014 10:51:30 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On Sat, 03 May 2014 00:52:48 -0400, jmcquown >
>wrote:
>
>>On 5/3/2014 12:41 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> On 5/3/2014 12:00 AM, Jeßus wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 22:49:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 5/2/2014 9:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
>>>>>>> tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
>>>>>>> 39 year old guy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You live near Sqwertz?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen employees,
>>>>> the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.
>>>>
>>>> Well, the other 14 of you should chip in and buy him a decent hooker
>>>>
>>>>
>>> It has been mentioned. It would be a hoot to watch the start.
>>
>>I find it interesting you know this much (or not much, heh) about this guy.
>>
>>Jill
>
>He's worked for me for about 15 years. In a small company you get to
>know what others do (or not). Of the 15 employees, the lowest
>seniority is 6 months, next is about 3 years. then 8 years. Everyone
>else at least 10 years. I'm longest at 24+ years.
>
>This guy is not interested in getting married or even dating much as
>it costs too much.

Fincacially speaking, it'd probably be cheaper for him to go to a
hooker once a month.

>He is not *** either, but he owns a house, decent
>car, and it not going to put himself in a situation where he could
>lose half of it if things don't work out. I also know something about
>his fiscal situation as I've done his taxes for him for many years.

Oh well, it by choice then, so if that's what he wants...

On Sat, 03 May 2014 09:33:58 -0500, Janet Wilder >
wrote:

>On 5/2/2014 11:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 22:49:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>
>>> On 5/2/2014 9:00 PM, Jeßus wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 02 May 2014 18:30:14 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> We celebrate May Day and have a dance around the maypole. Getting
>>>>> tough to find a virgin for May Queen though. Only one we found was a
>>>>> 39 year old guy.
>>>>
>>>> You live near Sqwertz?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Real fact. We were kidding about this at work. Of fifteen employees,
>>> the only virgin is a 39 year old guy.
>>
>> Well, the other 14 of you should chip in and buy him a decent hooker
>>
>>
>I think I saw that movie

It was in a movie? I suppose something like that would be

On Sat, 3 May 2014 14:17:45 -0700 (PDT), Kalmia
> wrote:



>>
>>
>> This guy is not interested in getting married or even dating much as
>>
>> it costs too much. He is not *** either, but he owns a house, decent
>>
>> car, and it not going to put himself in a situation where he could
>>
>> lose half of it if things don't work out. I also know something about
>>
>> his fiscal situation as I've done his taxes for him for many years.
>
>He doesn't trust a pre-nup or separate accounts? Not very trusting, is he.

He never got far enough to even think about that stuff. He's never
been in a relationship.