Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the other
day I made ribs that were really bland.

But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a Southern
drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of them
out.

I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it 'put-ting'
like the Brits do.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

On Wed, 7 May 2014 14:21:47 -0400, "Christopher M."
> wrote:

>Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the other
>day I made ribs that were really bland.
>
>But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a Southern
>drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of them
>out.
>
>I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it 'put-ting'
>like the Brits do.
>
>
>W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>

I call them porcine intercostals!

John Kuthe...

On Wednesday, May 7, 2014 11:21:47 AM UTC-7, Christopher M. wrote:
> Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the other
>
> day I made ribs that were really bland.
>
>
>
> But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a Southern
>
> drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of them
>
> out.
>
>
>
> I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it 'put-ting'
>
> like the Brits do.
>
>
>
>
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

For the love of god....do you try to be an idiot or does it just come naturally?

"John Kuthe" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 7 May 2014 14:21:47 -0400, "Christopher M."
> > wrote:
>
>>Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the
>>other
>>day I made ribs that were really bland.
>>
>>But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a
>>Southern
>>drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of them
>>out.
>>
>>I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it
>>'put-ting'
>>like the Brits do.
>>
>>
>>W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>>
>
> I call them porcine intercostals!
>
> John Kuthe...

Years ago I knew a man who named his boat 'porcina mare' ("sea pig"). It was
hilarious at the time.


W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

On Wed, 7 May 2014 15:23:44 -0400, "Christopher M."
> wrote:

>
>"John Kuthe" > wrote in message
.. .
>> On Wed, 7 May 2014 14:21:47 -0400, "Christopher M."
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the
>>>other
>>>day I made ribs that were really bland.
>>>
>>>But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a
>>>Southern
>>>drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of them
>>>out.
>>>
>>>I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it
>>>'put-ting'
>>>like the Brits do.
>>>
>>>
>>>W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>>>
>>
>> I call them porcine intercostals!
>>
>> John Kuthe...
>
>Years ago I knew a man who named his boat 'porcina mare' ("sea pig"). It was
>hilarious at the time.
>
>
>W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>

I had NO trouble rememberting that in A&P! :-)

John Kuthe...

"Christopher M." > wrote in message
...
> Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the
> other day I made ribs that were really bland.
>
> But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a
> Southern drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few
> of them out.
>
> I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it
> 'put-ting' like the Brits do.


Isn't pudding in GB what we call cake?




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"Paul M. Cook" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Christopher M." > wrote in message
> ...
>> Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the
>> other day I made ribs that were really bland.
>>
>> But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a
>> Southern drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few
>> of them out.
>>
>> I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it
>> 'put-ting' like the Brits do.
>
>
> Isn't pudding in GB what we call cake?

Our pudding is *mostly* your dessert but we have savoury puddings too


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On 2014-05-07 2:48 PM, Chemo wrote:
> On Wednesday, May 7, 2014 11:21:47 AM UTC-7, Christopher M. wrote:
>> Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the other
>>
>> day I made ribs that were really bland.
>>
>>
>>
>> But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a Southern
>>
>> drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of them
>>
>> out.
>>
>>
>>
>> I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it 'put-ting'
>>
>> like the Brits do.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>
> For the love of god....do you try to be an idiot or does it just come naturally?


It is like watching a 5 year old with Play Doh.

On 07/05/2014 07:21 pm, Christopher M. wrote:

> I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it 'put-ting'
> like the Brits do.

Really, I think you should go the doctor and get your ears syringed!

"Christopher M." > wrote in message
...
> Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the
> other day I made ribs that were really bland.
>
> But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a
> Southern drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few
> of them out.
>
> I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it
> 'put-ting' like the Brits do.
>
>
> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)

Sheesh! Too much excitement at your house for me!

Dave Smith > wrote in
:

> On 2014-05-07 2:48 PM, Chemo wrote:
>> On Wednesday, May 7, 2014 11:21:47 AM UTC-7, Christopher M. wrote:
>>> Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance
>>> the other
>>>
>>> day I made ribs that were really bland.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a
>>> Southern
>>>
>>> drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few of
>>> them
>>>
>>> out.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it
>>> 'put-ting'
>>>
>>> like the Brits do.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
>>
>> For the love of god....do you try to be an idiot or does it just come
>> naturally?
>
>
> It is like watching a 5 year old with Play Doh.
>
Remember how Michael Jackson used to bring little boys into his bed, but he
insisted that there was nothing sexual, just affectioate? I believed him.
Christopher reminds me of Michael Jackson.
>

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"Happy ****ing 'new years' that was when me and my father
had to identify her dead mud covered body they pulled from
the family car she'd driven into the Mississippi river!"
--John Kuthe in rec.food.cooking, 3-7-2014

In article >, says...
>
> "Christopher M." > wrote in message
> ...
> > Sometimes the things I cook just aren't worth eating. For instance the
> > other day I made ribs that were really bland.
> >
> > But to make up for it I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a
> > Southern drawl). And it seemed to work pretty well. They only threw a few
> > of them out.
> >
> > I think today I'll make some bland pudding. But I'll pronounce it
> > 'put-ting' like the Brits do.
>
>
> Isn't pudding in GB what we call cake?

No. And we don't pronounce it put-ting.

Janet UK

On Wed, 7 May 2014 14:21:47 -0400, "Christopher M."
> wrote:

> I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a Southern drawl).

I can't imagine a prolonged b sound. Sure i in the middle or z at the
end, but b?


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On 2014-05-08 12:17 AM, sf wrote:
> On Wed, 7 May 2014 14:21:47 -0400, "Christopher M."
> > wrote:
>
>> I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a Southern drawl).
>
> I can't imagine a prolonged b sound. Sure i in the middle or z at the
> end, but b?
>
>


Yeah, but just imagine how exciting it would be to someone with the
mentality of a 5 year old.

On Thu, 08 May 2014 09:09:39 -0400, Dave Smith
> wrote:

> On 2014-05-08 12:17 AM, sf wrote:
> > On Wed, 7 May 2014 14:21:47 -0400, "Christopher M."
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> I told my friends they were 'ribbbbbbs' (in a Southern drawl).
> >
> > I can't imagine a prolonged b sound. Sure i in the middle or z at the
> > end, but b?
> >
> >
>
>
> Yeah, but just imagine how exciting it would be to someone with the
> mentality of a 5 year old.

The point is that a prolonged b is physically impossible.

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I take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila