"Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
...
> Massive price increases in everything!
>
> Latest news is expected increase in price
> of coffee due to coffee rust disease outbreak
> in Central America. Before that, there was
> pork, because of a pig disease outbreak.
> And chocolate due to mainland China buying
> much more. And beef, because U.S. herds are
> at lowest level since (some very long time ago)
> due to the drought last year in Texas. And
> oranges, due to an outbreak of citrus greening
> disease.
>
> If I were the PR guy for, say, carrots, now
> would be the time to send out press releases
> for The Great Carrot Shortage. A massive
> outbreak of Carrot Rot in China! 95% of the
> U.S. carrot crop has already been sold to China!
> Parsnip prices rising in anticipation of
> widespread carrot shortages!

Well, that's not good. We eat a lot of carrots.

Massive price increases in everything!

Latest news is expected increase in price
of coffee due to coffee rust disease outbreak
in Central America. Before that, there was
pork, because of a pig disease outbreak.
And chocolate due to mainland China buying
much more. And beef, because U.S. herds are
at lowest level since (some very long time ago)
due to the drought last year in Texas. And
oranges, due to an outbreak of citrus greening
disease.

If I were the PR guy for, say, carrots, now
would be the time to send out press releases
for The Great Carrot Shortage. A massive
outbreak of Carrot Rot in China! 95% of the
U.S. carrot crop has already been sold to China!
Parsnip prices rising in anticipation of
widespread carrot shortages!

Mark Thorson wrote:
> Massive price increases in everything!
>
> Latest news is expected increase in price
> of coffee due to coffee rust disease outbreak
> in Central America. Before that, there was
> pork, because of a pig disease outbreak.
> And chocolate due to mainland China buying
> much more. And beef, because U.S. herds are
> at lowest level since (some very long time ago)
> due to the drought last year in Texas. And
> oranges, due to an outbreak of citrus greening
> disease.
>
> If I were the PR guy for, say, carrots, now
> would be the time to send out press releases
> for The Great Carrot Shortage. A massive
> outbreak of Carrot Rot in China! 95% of the
> U.S. carrot crop has already been sold to China!
> Parsnip prices rising in anticipation of
> widespread carrot shortages!

I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
underwear

"tert in seattle" > wrote in message
...
> Mark Thorson wrote:
>> Massive price increases in everything!
>>
>> Latest news is expected increase in price
>> of coffee due to coffee rust disease outbreak
>> in Central America. Before that, there was
>> pork, because of a pig disease outbreak.
>> And chocolate due to mainland China buying
>> much more. And beef, because U.S. herds are
>> at lowest level since (some very long time ago)
>> due to the drought last year in Texas. And
>> oranges, due to an outbreak of citrus greening
>> disease.
>>
>> If I were the PR guy for, say, carrots, now
>> would be the time to send out press releases
>> for The Great Carrot Shortage. A massive
>> outbreak of Carrot Rot in China! 95% of the
>> U.S. carrot crop has already been sold to China!
>> Parsnip prices rising in anticipation of
>> widespread carrot shortages!
>
> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
> underwear

I just bought some. Price seemed fine.

Julie Bove wrote:
>
> "tert in seattle" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Mark Thorson wrote:
>>> Massive price increases in everything!
>>>
>>> Latest news is expected increase in price
>>> of coffee due to coffee rust disease outbreak
>>> in Central America. Before that, there was
>>> pork, because of a pig disease outbreak.
>>> And chocolate due to mainland China buying
>>> much more. And beef, because U.S. herds are
>>> at lowest level since (some very long time ago)
>>> due to the drought last year in Texas. And
>>> oranges, due to an outbreak of citrus greening
>>> disease.
>>>
>>> If I were the PR guy for, say, carrots, now
>>> would be the time to send out press releases
>>> for The Great Carrot Shortage. A massive
>>> outbreak of Carrot Rot in China! 95% of the
>>> U.S. carrot crop has already been sold to China!
>>> Parsnip prices rising in anticipation of
>>> widespread carrot shortages!
>>
>> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
>> underwear
>
> I just bought some. Price seemed fine.

*whew*

On Tue, 20 May 2014 23:17:28 -0700, "Julie Bove"
> wrote:

>
>"tert in seattle" > wrote in message
...
>> Mark Thorson wrote:
>>> Massive price increases in everything!
>>>
>>> Latest news is expected increase in price
>>> of coffee due to coffee rust disease outbreak
>>> in Central America. Before that, there was
>>> pork, because of a pig disease outbreak.
>>> And chocolate due to mainland China buying
>>> much more. And beef, because U.S. herds are
>>> at lowest level since (some very long time ago)
>>> due to the drought last year in Texas. And
>>> oranges, due to an outbreak of citrus greening
>>> disease.
>>>
>>> If I were the PR guy for, say, carrots, now
>>> would be the time to send out press releases
>>> for The Great Carrot Shortage. A massive
>>> outbreak of Carrot Rot in China! 95% of the
>>> U.S. carrot crop has already been sold to China!
>>> Parsnip prices rising in anticipation of
>>> widespread carrot shortages!
>>
>> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
>> underwear
>
>I just bought some. Price seemed fine.

Can't be for real. Can't be.

In article >,
says...

> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
> underwear

Underwear always comes down. Invest when it's at the bottom end of the
market.

Janet UK

On Wed, 21 May 2014 09:43:37 +0100, Janet > wrote:

>In article >,
>says...
>
>> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
>> underwear
>
> Underwear always comes down. Invest when it's at the bottom end of the
>market.

Boom-tish!

"tert in seattle" > wrote in message
...

>>> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
>>> underwear
>>
>> I just bought some. Price seemed fine.
>
> *whew*

And no, no pics.

"Julie Bove" > wrote in news:llgsrn$dq8$1@dont-
email.me:

>
> "Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Massive price increases in everything!
>>
>> Latest news is expected increase in price
>> of coffee due to coffee rust disease outbreak
>> in Central America. Before that, there was
>> pork, because of a pig disease outbreak.
>> And chocolate due to mainland China buying
>> much more. And beef, because U.S. herds are
>> at lowest level since (some very long time ago)
>> due to the drought last year in Texas. And
>> oranges, due to an outbreak of citrus greening
>> disease.
>>
>> If I were the PR guy for, say, carrots, now
>> would be the time to send out press releases
>> for The Great Carrot Shortage. A massive
>> outbreak of Carrot Rot in China! 95% of the
>> U.S. carrot crop has already been sold to China!
>> Parsnip prices rising in anticipation of
>> widespread carrot shortages!
>
> Well, that's not good. We eat a lot of carrots.
>
There is no carrot shortage.
>



--
--Bryan
You can cover up your guts, but when you cover up your nuts
You're admitting that there must be something wrong.
-The Who https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FSZhCKbQZc

tert in seattle > wrote in
:


>
> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
> underwear
>
An unnecessary item.
>



--
--Bryan
You can cover up your guts, but when you cover up your nuts
You're admitting that there must be something wrong.
-The Who https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FSZhCKbQZc

"tert in seattle" > wrote in message
...
> Mark Thorson wrote:
>> Massive price increases in everything!
>>
>> Latest news is expected increase in price
>> of coffee due to coffee rust disease outbreak
>> in Central America. Before that, there was
>> pork, because of a pig disease outbreak.
>> And chocolate due to mainland China buying
>> much more. And beef, because U.S. herds are
>> at lowest level since (some very long time ago)
>> due to the drought last year in Texas. And
>> oranges, due to an outbreak of citrus greening
>> disease.
>>
>> If I were the PR guy for, say, carrots, now
>> would be the time to send out press releases
>> for The Great Carrot Shortage. A massive
>> outbreak of Carrot Rot in China! 95% of the
>> U.S. carrot crop has already been sold to China!
>> Parsnip prices rising in anticipation of
>> widespread carrot shortages!
>
> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
> underwear

lol

--
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/

On 5/21/2014 12:25 AM, tert in seattle wrote:
> Mark Thorson wrote:
>> Massive price increases in everything!

> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
> underwear

Really. I've hear tell of a shorts shortage, too. Scary.

nancy

Janet wrote:
>
> says...
>
> > I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
> > underwear
>
> Underwear always comes down. Invest when it's at the bottom end of the
> market.

<splat!> heheh

G.

Julie Bove wrote:
>
> "tert in seattle" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> >>> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
> >>> underwear
> >>
> >> I just bought some. Price seemed fine.
> >
> > *whew*
>
> And no, no pics.

I still want to see some pics of your kitchen, Julie. :-D

G.

"Gary" > wrote in message ...
> Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> "tert in seattle" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>
>> >>> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
>> >>> underwear
>> >>
>> >> I just bought some. Price seemed fine.
>> >
>> > *whew*
>>
>> And no, no pics.
>
> I still want to see some pics of your kitchen, Julie. :-D

Sowwy. I don't like taking pics. And somebody would poke fun at it.

tert in seattle wrote:
> Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> "tert in seattle" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Mark Thorson wrote:
>>>> Massive price increases in everything!
>>>>
>>>> Latest news is expected increase in price
>>>> of coffee due to coffee rust disease outbreak
>>>> in Central America. Before that, there was
>>>> pork, because of a pig disease outbreak.
>>>> And chocolate due to mainland China buying
>>>> much more. And beef, because U.S. herds are
>>>> at lowest level since (some very long time ago)
>>>> due to the drought last year in Texas. And
>>>> oranges, due to an outbreak of citrus greening
>>>> disease.
>>>>
>>>> If I were the PR guy for, say, carrots, now
>>>> would be the time to send out press releases
>>>> for The Great Carrot Shortage. A massive
>>>> outbreak of Carrot Rot in China! 95% of the
>>>> U.S. carrot crop has already been sold to China!
>>>> Parsnip prices rising in anticipation of
>>>> widespread carrot shortages!
>>>
>>> I know this is off topic but I'm a little worried about the price of
>>> underwear
>>
>> I just bought some. Price seemed fine.
>
> *whew*

somewhat food related -- there were briefs with pictures of cheeseburgers
and fries on them on clearance for $3 at Target ... I am not making this up

only prblem was they were all XXL

God Bless Target

On Sun, 1 Jun 2014 01:55:44 +0000 (UTC), tert in seattle
> wrote:

>somewhat food related -- there were briefs with pictures of cheeseburgers
>and fries on them on clearance for $3 at Target ... I am not making this up
>
>only prblem was they were all XXL
>
>God Bless Target

I guess they know their demographic quite well: corn-fed/bovine
suburban consumers.