What is the proper number of segments per wipe? I say at least eight
to ten full segments for each wipe with Charmin but you could get by
with five to seven segments of Scott Tissue. Never attempt fractional
segments of toilet paper.

William

On Fri, 03 Apr 2015 13:17:27 -0400, William > wrote:

>What is the proper number of segments per wipe? I say at least eight
>to ten full segments for each wipe with Charmin but you could get by
>with five to seven segments of Scott Tissue. Never attempt fractional
>segments of toilet paper.
>
>William

Wrong end of the ailementary canal!! This news group is about food and
cooking, not pooping!

John Kuthe...

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On 2015-04-03 6:18 PM, wrote:

>
> That depends on how big of an asshole you are....
> ..... (or I mean "have").
>
> Big assholes always have to do more paperwork!
>


Thanks for doing the research.

On Fri, 03 Apr 2015 13:17:27 -0400, William > wrote:

>What is the proper number of segments per wipe? I say at least eight
>to ten full segments for each wipe with Charmin but you could get by
>with five to seven segments of Scott Tissue. Never attempt fractional
>segments of toilet paper.
>
>William

That depends on how big of an asshole you are....
...... (or I mean "have").

Big assholes always have to do more paperwork!

On Friday, April 3, 2015 at 12:37:06 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Fri, 03 Apr 2015 13:17:27 -0400, William > wrote:
>
> >What is the proper number of segments per wipe? I say at least eight
> >to ten full segments for each wipe with Charmin but you could get by
> >with five to seven segments of Scott Tissue. Never attempt fractional
> >segments of toilet paper.
> >
> >William
>
> Wrong end of the ailementary canal!! This news group is about food and
> cooking, not pooping!
>
Writes the man who was so obsessed with the "wrong end" that he pressured
his wife into using a butt plug.
>
> John Kuthe...
>
>
--Bryan

On Friday, April 3, 2015 at 2:45:14 PM UTC-8, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> On Friday, April 3, 2015 at 12:37:06 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> > On Fri, 03 Apr 2015 13:17:27 -0400, William > wrote:
> >
> > >What is the proper number of segments per wipe? I say at least eight
> > >to ten full segments for each wipe with Charmin but you could get by
> > >with five to seven segments of Scott Tissue. Never attempt fractional
> > >segments of toilet paper.
> > >
> > >William
> >
> > Wrong end of the ailementary canal!! This news group is about food and
> > cooking, not pooping!
> >
> Writes the man who was so obsessed with the "wrong end" that he pressured
> his wife into using a butt plug.
> >
> > John Kuthe...
> >
> >
> --Bryan

i start with one square at a time,
and it usually works ok

but if i run into any messy problems,
i will add them, as needed

marc