"Gary" > wrote in message ...
> graham wrote:
>>
>> Gary wrote:
>> > Not only that - let the dog clean your plates on the floor after
>> > dinner. All you have to do is dry them and put them away. Good time
>> > saver.
>> >
>> You must do that when you have unwelcome guests! They won't come again!
>
> I discovered a better plan for unwanted guests.
>
> Run your toilet paper through your paper shredder for several feet
> then back up the shredder and roll it back on neatly. I always buy
> Angel Soft tp. It doesn't show the shredding but when you use it your
> fingers will poke right through it everytime. No guest likes poopy
> fingers. heheheh ;0

ewwww you are just .. baddddd

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On 07/06/2015 7:33 AM, Gary wrote:
> graham wrote:
>>
>> Gary wrote:
>>> Not only that - let the dog clean your plates on the floor after
>>> dinner. All you have to do is dry them and put them away. Good time
>>> saver.
>>>
>> You must do that when you have unwelcome guests! They won't come again!
>
> I discovered a better plan for unwanted guests.
>
> Run your toilet paper through your paper shredder for several feet
> then back up the shredder and roll it back on neatly. I always buy
> Angel Soft tp. It doesn't show the shredding but when you use it your
> fingers will poke right through it everytime. No guest likes poopy
> fingers. heheheh ;0
>
Just remove the roll and when they ask to go, give them 3 sheets!
Graham

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Ophelia wrote:
>
> "Gary" > wrote in message ...
> > graham wrote:
> >>
> >> Gary wrote:
> >> > Not only that - let the dog clean your plates on the floor after
> >> > dinner. All you have to do is dry them and put them away. Good time
> >> > saver.
> >> >
> >> You must do that when you have unwelcome guests! They won't come again!
> >
> > I discovered a better plan for unwanted guests.
> >
> > Run your toilet paper through your paper shredder for several feet
> > then back up the shredder and roll it back on neatly. I always buy
> > Angel Soft tp. It doesn't show the shredding but when you use it your
> > fingers will poke right through it everytime. No guest likes poopy
> > fingers. heheheh ;0
>
> ewwww you are just .. baddddd

I did the test experiment but have never used it for a guest.
Just good to know if one ever shows up. hahaha

"Gary" > wrote in message ...
> Ophelia wrote:
>>
>> "Gary" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > graham wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Gary wrote:
>> >> > Not only that - let the dog clean your plates on the floor after
>> >> > dinner. All you have to do is dry them and put them away. Good time
>> >> > saver.
>> >> >
>> >> You must do that when you have unwelcome guests! They won't come
>> >> again!
>> >
>> > I discovered a better plan for unwanted guests.
>> >
>> > Run your toilet paper through your paper shredder for several feet
>> > then back up the shredder and roll it back on neatly. I always buy
>> > Angel Soft tp. It doesn't show the shredding but when you use it your
>> > fingers will poke right through it everytime. No guest likes poopy
>> > fingers. heheheh ;0
>>
>> ewwww you are just .. baddddd
>
> I did the test experiment but have never used it for a guest.
> Just good to know if one ever shows up. hahaha

lol

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On Sun, 07 Jun 2015 10:00:57 -0600, graham > wrote:

>On 07/06/2015 7:33 AM, Gary wrote:
>> graham wrote:
>>>
>>> Gary wrote:
>>>> Not only that - let the dog clean your plates on the floor after
>>>> dinner. All you have to do is dry them and put them away. Good time
>>>> saver.
>>>>
>>> You must do that when you have unwelcome guests! They won't come again!
>>
>> I discovered a better plan for unwanted guests.
>>
>> Run your toilet paper through your paper shredder for several feet
>> then back up the shredder and roll it back on neatly. I always buy
>> Angel Soft tp. It doesn't show the shredding but when you use it your
>> fingers will poke right through it everytime. No guest likes poopy
>> fingers. heheheh ;0
>>
>Just remove the roll and when they ask to go, give them 3 sheets!
>Graham

O.k., that made me laugh
Janet US

On 6/7/2015 7:58 AM, Ophelia wrote:
>
>
> "Gary" > wrote in message
> ...
>> graham wrote:
>>>
>>> Gary wrote:
>>> > Not only that - let the dog clean your plates on the floor after
>>> > dinner. All you have to do is dry them and put them away. Good time
>>> > saver.
>>> >
>>> You must do that when you have unwelcome guests! They won't come again!
>>
>> I discovered a better plan for unwanted guests.
>>
>> Run your toilet paper through your paper shredder for several feet
>> then back up the shredder and roll it back on neatly. I always buy
>> Angel Soft tp. It doesn't show the shredding but when you use it your
>> fingers will poke right through it everytime. No guest likes poopy
>> fingers. heheheh ;0
>
> ewwww you are just .. baddddd
>


Beats dipping it in potassium iodide...

http://www.instructables.com/id/Apri...Toilet-Pranks/

Or try putting Potassium Iodide in the bowl, then a bunch of 30%
Hydrogen Peroxide and a cup or so of liquid dish detergent in the tank.
The Potassium Iodide catalyzes the separation of the Hydrogen Peroxide
(H2O2) into water, oxygen, and heat... and lots of it. The detergent
captures the oxygen and steam in bubbles. This means the toilet becomes
a volcano of hot foam.

On Sun, 07 Jun 2015 12:01:06 -0400, Gary > wrote:

> I did the test experiment but have never used it for a guest.
> Just good to know if one ever shows up. hahaha

Why bother opening the door in the first place?

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