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On 7/2/2015 11:33 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> My favorite is the fake eggs.

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On 7/3/2015 10:29 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> Now I want some beef heart...
>
> -sw

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On Fri, 3 Jul 2015 00:33:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
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>On Thu, 02 Jul 2015 20:07:00 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
>> On 7/2/2015 7:00 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>>> Sleazy operation. I've worked in companies that manufacture products
>>>> all my life and she would have been fired from any of them with that
>>>> attitude.
>>>
>>> China does it all day long.

>>
>> Perhaps some, but China is also capable of making some high quality
>> products.

>
>To bring this back to food, check out some of Chinas finest
>counterfeit foods:
>
>http://www.viralnova.com/fake-food-china/
>http://listverse.com/2015/03/15/10-b...ppen-in-china/
>
>My favorite is the fake eggs. That's a lot of trouble to counterfeit
>eggs. Goes to show you how cheap labor is there.


There's nothing they won't counterfeit, they even go to the trouble of
counterfeiting basic electronic components for cheap junk.
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On 7/4/2015 2:29 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Thu, 2 Jul 2015 17:03:13 -0700 (PDT), Kalmia wrote:
>
>> Walmart checkers aren't the most educated folks on earth. Poor
>> thing prob. lives on hotdogs and chips.
>>
>> I can remember when a tongue sandwich was a BIG deal in a deli
>> setting.

>
> Tongue goes for $5/lb around here, and much of that is waste and the
> end result ends up costing over $8/lb. All other offal go for $1.75
> or less.
>
> Now I want some beef heart...
>
> -sw
>


I would give MY heart to you Steve, I would give my ALL to you if only
you gave me the chance!
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On 7/3/2015 9:00 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Thu, 02 Jul 2015 17:44:53 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
>> On 7/2/2015 3:08 PM, dsi1 wrote:
>>
>>> I used to work in a factory that assembled widgets and was checking out a big box of switches.

>I tell the manager that the switches do not reliably turn on. She told me that all long as it worked
>most times, to just use 'em. Hey she's the boss so sure, why not?

That's the way it is in manufacturing.
>>>

>> Sleazy operation. I've worked in companies that manufacture products
>> all my life and she would have been fired from any of them with that
>> attitude.

>
> China does it all day long.
>
> -sw
>


I would do it all day long with you Steve. Let me show you how I can
please a real man like you. Please.


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> On 7/4/2015 2:29 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Thu, 2 Jul 2015 17:03:13 -0700 (PDT), Kalmia wrote:
>>
>>> Walmart checkers aren't the most educated folks on earth. Poor
>>> thing prob. lives on hotdogs and chips.
>>>
>>> I can remember when a tongue sandwich was a BIG deal in a deli
>>> setting.

>>
>> Tongue goes for $5/lb around here, and much of that is waste and the
>> end result ends up costing over $8/lb. All other offal go for $1.75
>> or less.
>>
>> Now I want some beef heart...
>>
>> -sw
>>

>
> I would give MY heart to you Steve, I would give my ALL to you if only
> you gave me the chance!

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On 7/4/2015 1:08 AM, Troll Disposal Service wrote:
> On 7/3/2015 9:00 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Thu, 02 Jul 2015 17:44:53 -0400, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/2/2015 3:08 PM, dsi1 wrote:
>>>
>>>> I used to work in a factory that assembled widgets and was checking
>>>> out a big box of switches.

>> I tell the manager that the switches do not reliably turn on. She told
>> me that all long as it worked
> >most times, to just use 'em. Hey she's the boss so sure, why not?

> That's the way it is in manufacturing.
>>>>
>>> Sleazy operation. I've worked in companies that manufacture products
>>> all my life and she would have been fired from any of them with that
>>> attitude.

>>
>> China does it all day long.
>>
>> -sw
>>

>
> I would do it all day long with you Steve. Let me show you how I can
> please a real man like you. Please.

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On 7/3/2015 10:04 AM, Kalmia wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 1, 2015 at 2:55:36 PM UTC-4, Gary wrote:
>> Julie Bove wrote:
>>>
>>> Most grocery stores here no longer have the belts.

>>
>> Every single one of my grocery stores still use belts.

>
> Same here. She just said that to stir up some inane discussion.

LOL +1

“I’m my own man,” declared Jeb Bush during his Feb. 18 speech to the
Chicago Council on Global Affairs, attempting to distance himself from
the stench of his father’s and brother’s records. He failed to do so.

Even before the core of his speech, ostensibly devoted to his
“principles,” Bush established his pedigree by launching into an attack
on Iran. “We definitely no longer inspire fear in our enemies,” he
declared—as if that is a goal in foreign policy. (It is for PNAC and the
neo-cons.) He then attacked negotiations with Iran, insisting—as if he
were Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu—that Iran should not have
the right, ensured by international treaty, to nuclear enrichment. He
called for Congress to enact more sanctions against Iran in advance, to
be implemented if negotiations fail, as indeed they would under his
conditions.

Bush’s speech in Chicago, a traditional venue for the roll-out of
significant initiatives, such as that by Tony Blair against the Treaty
of Westphalia in 1999, was accompanied by his announcement of a team of
foreign policy advisors. As was immediately pointed out by many, 19 of
the 21 people named had been part of the administrations of his father
and brother, and who wrote the doctrines underlying the drive for
superpower confrontation, which has currently brought us to the edge of
world war.

Credit for assembling the team was given to Council on Foreign Relations
(CFR) President Richard Haass and former World Bank chief, George W.
Bush advisor, and endorser of PNAC, Robert Zoellick.



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On 7/3/2015 9:04 AM, jmcquown wrote:
> It might hurt if you put your face on one while it was rolling along...
> but I have no idea who would do that.

The “line” from the Establishment press is that Jeb Bush is different
from his brother and father, almost a “liberal.” They point to his views
on immigration as a case in point. But even a cursory review of Jeb’s
history shows the character of the man as indeed in keeping with the
Nazi tradition and the danger of a fascist United States under
Republican Party control.

Wall Street: Sixty-two-year-old Jeb started his career in banking
in Texas, and followed it up with a highly lucrative run as a real
estate developer in Florida in the 1980s. After his two terms as
governor of Florida (1999-2007, he went back to his banking roots,
working for Lehman Brothers from 2007 to 2009, and then for Barclays
Capital, up through 2014.

Regime-change subversion: Jeb was a founding board member of the
IRI (then called the National Republican Institute for International
Affairs) in 1985, the Republican wing of the National Endowment for
Democracy (NED), which runs “color revolution” regime-change policies
worldwide, including the Contra operations (Iran-Contra operative Ollie
North called them “Project Democracy”).

Neo-con imperialism: Jeb was one of the original signators on the
“Statement of Principles” of the neo-con Project for a New American
Century (PNAC) in June 1997, along with Dick Cheney, Elliott Abrams,
Eliot A. Cohen, Lewis Libby, Donald Rumsfeld, Francis Fukuyama, Frank
Gaffney, Paul Wolfowitz, William Kristol, and “Mr. Victoria Nuland”
Robert Kagan.

Robert Kagan and William Kristol introduced PNAC in a 1997 Foreign
Affairs article by attacking John Quincy Adams. John Quincy Adams said
that America ‘ “should not go forth in search of monsters to destroy,’
but why not? ... A policy of sitting on a hill and leading by example is
a practice of cowardice and dishonor.” America needs to be the
benevolent hegemon to the world, the sole superpower, and shape events
in its own interest, they wrote.

PNAC called for unilateral preemptive wars, including a first-strike
nuclear capability; was outspoken in 1998 for a war on Iraq based on
Saddam Hussein’s alleged possession of weapons of mass destruction; and
in 2000, produced a tome entitled Rebuilding America’s Defenses, much of
which was incorporated into George W. Bush’s 2002 national security plan.

Chillingly, PNAC decided to go out of existence in 2006, with the
declaration that it had accomplished its major policy aims!

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On 7/3/2015 1:17 PM, sf wrote:
You might be trying to escape your slut past. Usually, these women find
Jesus to replace the void in their life that was previously filled
with random penis. I guess the ones who aren’t ready to give up
premarital sex altogether, just stop sucking d*ck. I believe it was
best said on one of Ludacris’ albums: “She said she’d never do it. She
said she never tried. She’s sitting there telling a motherf*ckin’ lie.”

So as you can see, women who don’t give head present a myriad of
obstacles and potential problems. I can speak on this, because I went
through it with someone I really cared about. For awhile, I was able to
focus on her positives instead of the fact that I was only getting
sporadic head at best. Once the first non-head-related sign of trouble
occurred in the relationship, that lack of knob-slobbage made it a
little easier to walk away and not go back. Maybe it’s a littleÂ
shallow since she is a nice person and I still think she’s cool…but
sh*t. I’m a freak, and I know what I like! Having your woman go down on
you is the American Way!



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On 7/26/2015 12:34 PM, Troll Disposal Service wrote:
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http://townhall.com/columnists/johnh...2995/page/full

1) “Many of you are well enough off that the tax cuts may have helped
you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably
going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take
things away from you on behalf of the common good.” – Hillary Clinton

2) “Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses
that create jobs.” -- Hillary Clinton

3) “You know, we can’t keep talking about our dependence on foreign oil
and the need to deal with global warming and the challenge that it poses
to our climate and to God’s creation and just let business as usual go
on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people.” –
Hillary Clinton

4) “I can’t worry about every undercapitalized business” — Hillary
Clinton testifying before Congress on the effects of Nationalized Health
Care.

5) “Yes, we've cut the maternal mortality rate in half, but far too many
women are still denied critical access to reproductive health care and
safe childbirth, and laws don't count for much if they're not enforced.
Rights have to exist in practice — not just on paper. Laws have to be
backed up with resources and political will. And deep-seated cultural
codes, religious beliefs and structural biases have to be changed.” –
Hillary Clinton

6) "We are at a stage in history in which remolding society is one of
the great challenges facing all of us in the West." -- Hillary Clinton
per Barbara Olson's Hell to Pay: The Unfolding Story of Hillary Rodham
Clinton

7) "There are rich people everywhere. And yet they do not contribute to
the growth of their own countries.....They don't invest in public
schools, in public hospitals, in other kinds of development internally."
– Hillary Clinton

8) "No. We just can't trust the American people to make those types of
choices ... Government has to make those choices for people." – Hillary
Clinton

9) "If you have guns in your home, tell your parents to keep them away
from you and your friends and your little brothers and sisters." --
Hillary Clinton to middle school students

10) "I also believe that every new handgun sale or transfer should be
registered in a national registry..." -- Hillary Clinton

11) "I think again we’re way out of balance. We’ve got to rein in what
has become almost an article of faith that almost anybody can have a gun
anywhere at any time. And I don’t believe that is in the best interest
of the vast majority of people." -- Hillary Clinton

12) "We came out of the White House not only dead-broke, but in debt. We
had no money when we got there and we struggled to piece together the
resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea's education. It was not
easy." – Hillary Clinton

13) “I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some
kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with
our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.” — Hillary
Clinton makes up a ridiculous, untrue story about her trip to Bosnia.

14) “In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports
show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and
biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his
nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to
terrorists, including Al Qaeda members, though there is apparently no
evidence of his involvement in the terrible events of September 11,
2001. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will
continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical
warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons. Should he
succeed in that endeavor, he could alter the political and security
landscape of the Middle East, which as we know all too well affects
American security.” — Hillary Clinton, October 10, 2002

15) "There’s a different leader in Syria now. Many of the members of
Congress of both parties who have gone to Syria in recent months have
said they believe he’s a reformer." -- Hillary Clinton on tyrannical
maniac Bashar Assad

16) “With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was
it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one
night decided to go kill some Americans? What difference, at this point,
does it make?” -- Hillary Clinton

17) “My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me.” --
Hillary Clinton per Kim Eisler's Masters of the Game: Inside the World's
Most Powerful Law Firm

18) "Put this (helicopter) on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the
limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!" -- Hillary Clinton
from Air Force Lt. Colonel Robert Patterson's Dereliction of Duty.

19) "I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have
learned (about Islam) has come from my daughter. (As) some of you who
are our friends know, she took a course last year in Islamic history." –
Hillary Clinton

20) “The last time I actually drove a car myself was 1996.” -- Hillary
Clinton



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On 7/3/2015 8:28 AM, Boron Elgar wrote:


I have, on at least three prior occasions, written posts that delve into
the “alleged” lurid past of one of our former presidents, George Herbert
Walker Bush (GHWB), the current but ailing patriarch of the Bush Family
Dynasty – I refer to them as the Bush Family Crime Syndicate, certainly
not in terms of endearment – but rather more like the Mafia Godfather
who prepares his sons to take over the family business upon his death.
This particular post references an article by Stew Webb, a contributor
of Veterans Today.

In his life-time, George H. W. Bush (GHWB) has controlled every
clandestine (hidden from view) and secret organization/operation within
the arsenal of the United States government as either 1) Director of the
CIA, 2) Vice President to Ronald Reagan (who was an unwitting puppet to
the Bush controlled cabal – GHWB secretly gave Reagan poisons that
hastened his fall into Alzheimer’s Disease and evidence suggests he
helped plan Reagan’ attempted assassination by John Hinckley, whose
family were close friends of the Bush family – a coincidence?) and 3)
ultimately as President of the United States before Bill Clinton took
office.

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On 7/3/2015 10:03 AM, Kalmia wrote:
> On Tuesday, June 30, 2015 at 12:31:12 AM UTC-4, Travis McGee wrote:
>> I was checking out of the local Walmart, when I noticed that the checker
>> seemed to be dumbstruck. She had stopped scanning items, and was making
>> little gagging noises while trying to point at something on the conveyer
>> belt.
>>
>> Turns out that it was a raw beef tongue. She refused to touch it, so I
>> offered to bag it for her. She nodded in agreement, and I did so. I
>> removed it from her sight, and she recovered her speech, asking what in
>> G*d's name that was. I explained to her; she understood, but clearly did
>> not approve. I think I was lucky that she didn't vomit all over my
>> purchases.
>>
>> I remarked to my GF that my day was now complete, and to her credit, the
>> checker joined in the laughter.
>>
>> I plan on having it for dinner tomorrow night.

>
> Walmart checkers aren't the most educated folks on earth. Poor thing prob. lives on hotdogs and chips.
>
> I can remember when a tongue sandwich was a BIG deal in a deli setting.
>

Mmmm hmmm...

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