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graham[_4_] 15-07-2015 05:42 PM

A new kitchen gadget
 
I don't think I'll be buying one!

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair

http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x

Graham


Tim w 15-07-2015 06:01 PM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 15/07/2015 17:42, graham wrote:
> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>
> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>
>
> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x
>
> Graham
>


Loved it. I had seen the Mr Tea review I think before ('He's gently
urinating in my cuppa')

TW

Acme Bully Control 15-07-2015 06:21 PM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 7/15/2015 11:16 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> I knew what it was even before I clicked the link.

WE DESPISE your misogyny, you scum-eating vermin!


>> Omelet wrote:

>
>> He hates me 'cause I never slept with him...

>
> He hates himself because he is all he has to sleep with
> I don't know, sometimes he used to seem normal, then he went petty
> trough vindictive and now I just shun contact. I have enough crazies to
> deal with in my world without encouraging those who refuse to take their
> meds.


For the record, I never once even considered sleeping with you. And
you know that. You're the one who somehow got the idea that I was
going to move in with you - and you posted that to RFC just out of the
total blue.

After having met you twice at casual austin.food gatherings 2 or 3
years ago and not giving you any indication that there was any sort of
romantic interest in the least, you somehow twisted that into MY
MOVING IN WITH YOU?

That was just way too Psycho for me. I sat there at stared at the
screen for at least 15 minutes wondering, WTF? That was just way too
spooky. I've met weird, semi-psycho women before but you win, hands
down. Mapi of austin.general still holds the male title, but at least
he announced his psychosis right there lying on the floor of the bar
at B.D. Reilly's rather than romantically obsessing over me for 2
years.

Needless to say, you need to come to terms with what happened and why
your mind works that way and stop making up excuses for your fixation
and disappointment before we become the next Yoli and Michael. I'd
prefer you use a sniper rifle on me from a few hundred yards away.
There you go - a reason for you to buy yet another gun and ammo.

And Jeremy, I was just tired of your decade of bullshit and visions of
grandeur about all these things you're "working on" or have not done
in the past. Even posting a call for meetings with imaginary people
about imaginary projects of yours at "the normal time and place", as
if you are somebody important with a life. I'm pretty sure you're
manic depressive mixed with habitual liar.

Sorry I don't fit either of your Ideal Psycho Pal Profiles.

-sw


Ophelia[_14_] 15-07-2015 06:22 PM

A new kitchen gadget
 


"graham" > wrote in message
...
> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>
> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>
> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x


ewww nor will I!
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http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/


graham[_4_] 15-07-2015 06:26 PM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 15/07/2015 11:01 AM, Tim w wrote:
> On 15/07/2015 17:42, graham wrote:
>> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>>
>> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>>
>>
>>
>> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x
>>
>> Graham
>>

>
> Loved it. I had seen the Mr Tea review I think before ('He's gently
> urinating in my cuppa')
>
> TW

I've just clicked on the "cuppa" one. That's hilarious too!
Graham

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Ed Pawlowski 16-07-2015 03:43 AM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 7/15/2015 12:42 PM, graham wrote:
> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>
> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>
>
> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x
>
> Graham
>


It has a very practical use. If you have overnight guests and want them
to leave early next morning . . . make 'em eggs.

[email protected] 16-07-2015 04:13 AM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On Wednesday, July 15, 2015 at 9:42:34 AM UTC-7, graham wrote:
> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>
> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>
> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x
> > Graham


Looks like a banana-shaped omelette. Nothing too bizarre there.

Acme Bully Control 16-07-2015 04:15 AM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 7/15/2015 9:13 PM, wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 15, 2015 at 9:42:34 AM UTC-7, graham wrote:
>> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>>
>>
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>>
>> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x
>>> Graham

>
> Looks like a banana-shaped omelette. Nothing too bizarre there.
>

You say that but...he impregnated it before eating it.

Cheri[_3_] 16-07-2015 05:57 AM

A new kitchen gadget
 

"Ophelia" > wrote in message
...
>
>
> "graham" > wrote in message
> ...
>> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>>
>> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>>
>> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x

>
> ewww nor will I!
> --
> http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/


it does look awful. :-)

Cheri


Ophelia[_14_] 16-07-2015 08:47 AM

A new kitchen gadget
 


"Cheri" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Ophelia" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>>
>> "graham" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>>>
>>> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>>>
>>> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x

>>
>> ewww nor will I!
>> --
>> http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/

>
> it does look awful. :-)


He makes it worse by being so funny about it. I wonder if the manufacturer
will sue him ... lol


--
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/


notbob 16-07-2015 02:25 PM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 2015-07-16, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

> It has a very practical use. If you have overnight guests and want them
> to leave early next morning . . . make 'em eggs.


LOL!!......

I love a good morning chuckle. ;)

nb

graham[_4_] 16-07-2015 03:01 PM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 15/07/2015 8:43 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 7/15/2015 12:42 PM, graham wrote:
>> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>>
>> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>>
>>
>>
>> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x
>>
>> Graham
>>

>
> It has a very practical use. If you have overnight guests and want them
> to leave early next morning . . . make 'em eggs.


How about brownies? :-)
Graham

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Acme Bully Control 16-07-2015 06:04 PM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 7/16/2015 8:01 AM, graham wrote:
> On 15/07/2015 8:43 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 7/15/2015 12:42 PM, graham wrote:
>>> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>>>
>>> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x
>>>
>>> Graham
>>>

>>
>> It has a very practical use. If you have overnight guests and want them
>> to leave early next morning . . . make 'em eggs.

>
> How about brownies? :-)
> Graham
>



Wrong hole, dude.

Troll Disposal Service[_2_] 16-07-2015 09:00 PM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 7/17/2015 3:04 AM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
> On 7/16/2015 8:01 AM, graham wrote:
>> On 15/07/2015 8:43 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> On 7/15/2015 12:42 PM, graham wrote:
>>>> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>>>>
>>>> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x
>>>>
>>>> Graham
>>>>
>>>
>>> It has a very practical use. If you have overnight guests and want them
>>> to leave early next morning . . . make 'em eggs.

>>
>> How about brownies? :-)
>> Graham
>>

>
>
> Wrong hole, dude.

Barbara Llorente FRAUD!


Troll Disposal Service[_2_] 16-07-2015 10:55 PM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 7/16/2015 2:00 PM, Troll Disposal Service wrote:
> On 7/17/2015 3:04 AM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
>> On 7/16/2015 8:01 AM, graham wrote:
>>> On 15/07/2015 8:43 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>>> On 7/15/2015 12:42 PM, graham wrote:
>>>>> I don't think I'll be buying one!
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-unholy-affair
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> http://tiny.cc/8vjn0x
>>>>>
>>>>> Graham
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> It has a very practical use. If you have overnight guests and want
>>>> them
>>>> to leave early next morning . . . make 'em eggs.
>>>
>>> How about brownies? :-)
>>> Graham
>>>

>>
>>
>> Wrong hole, dude.

> Barbara Llorente FRAUD!
>

Bodine trash



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Acme Bully Control 17-07-2015 01:26 AM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 7/16/2015 6:09 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> I'd want to see it work at least once

NO ONE CARES!

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Acme Bully Control 17-07-2015 01:33 AM

A new kitchen gadget
 
On 7/17/2015 10:26 AM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
> On 7/16/2015 6:09 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> I'd want to see it work at least once

> NO ONE CARES!
>
> ...dump!
>
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> \\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~//
>
>

Barbara Llorente FRAUD!


No one cares about you.

Get OUT!


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