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I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he said
'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!

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On 7/17/2015 2:46 PM, Ophelia wrote:
> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he
> said 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>


Who is Chef John?

Was it made with communal dough?

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On 7/18/2015 6:46 AM, Ophelia wrote:
> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he
> said 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>

Less than two weeks before the company declared bankruptcy which owned
the DC9 recently busted in Mexico with 5.5 tons of cocaine onboard,
Florida Governor Jeb Bush’s Department of Transportation issued a press
release touting the firm’s bright future in Homeland Security and
announcing it had been selected to be the state’s primary provider of
airport security applications.

This is not the first time Jeb Bush has been involved endorsing a drug
trafficking aviation company. Nor is it the first time SkyWay Aircraft
has been the recipient of unexplained government favoritism.

The Federal Aviation Administration, for example, has been doing SkyWay
a major solid…

Two months and eleven days after the firm’s American-registered DC9 was
caught carrying 5.5 tons of cocaine in Campeche, Mexico destined for
distribution in the U.S., the FAA is still stonewalling requests for the
release of what are—by statue— public records of the registration and
ownership of the plane.
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On 7/17/2015 2:58 PM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
> Less than two weeks

BODINE FRAUD!

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On 7/18/2015 6:56 AM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
> On 7/17/2015 2:46 PM, Ophelia wrote:
>> I was just watching Chef John Kuthe warming up a pizza. When it was hot he
>> said 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>>

>
> Who is John Kuthe?
>
> Was it made with communal dough?

Barbara Llorente FRAUD!





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On 7/17/2015 3:02 PM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
> On 7/18/2015 6:56 AM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
>> On 7/17/2015 2:46 PM, Ophelia wrote:
>>> I was just watching Chef John Kuthe warming up a pizza. When it was
>>> hot he
>>> said 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>>>

>>
>> Who is John Kuthe?
>>
>> Was it made with communal dough?

> Barbara Llorente FRAUD!
>
>
>

BODINE FRAUD!

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On Friday, 17 July 2015 15:46:50 UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:

> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he said
> 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!


Hmmm...interesting. The only thing I can remotely think of is that in the old East Germany it was common to eat pizza with knife and fork. After the Wall fell this was pointed out by West German commentators as one of the East Germans' "odd" habits.

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On 7/18/2015 8:31 AM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
> On 7/17/2015 3:02 PM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
>> On 7/18/2015 6:56 AM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
>>> On 7/17/2015 2:46 PM, Ophelia wrote:
>>>> I was just watching Chef John Kuthe warming up a pizza. When it was
>>>> hot he
>>>> said 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>>>>
>>>
>>> Who is John Kuthe?
>>>
>>> Was it made with communal dough?

>> Barbara Llorente FRAUD!
>>
>>
>>

> BODINE FRAUD!
>

Barbara J. Llorente FRAUD!

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On Fri, 17 Jul 2015 14:56:39 -0600, Acme Bully Control
> wrote:

>On 7/17/2015 2:46 PM, Ophelia wrote:
>> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he
>> said 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>>

>
>Who is Chef John?
>
>Was it made with communal dough?


No silly, only Communists eat Pizza with a fork!

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I eat whole wheat toast pizza with a steak knife and fork. it has to be the same steak knife every time too.


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On Friday, July 17, 2015 at 1:46:50 PM UTC-7, Ophelia wrote:

> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he said
> 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!


I know Romans don't like to eat with their hands. But they will grab a
grab a napkin to hold finger foods with.
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On 7/17/2015 4:43 PM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
> On 7/18/2015 8:31 AM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
>> On 7/17/2015 3:02 PM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
>>> On 7/18/2015 6:56 AM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
>>>> On 7/17/2015 2:46 PM, Ophelia wrote:
>>>>> I was just watching Chef John Kuthe warming up a pizza. When it was
>>>>> hot he
>>>>> said 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Who is John Kuthe?
>>>>
>>>> Was it made with communal dough?
>>> Barbara Llorente FRAUD!
>>>
>>>
>>>

>> BODINE FRAUD!
>>

> Barbara J. Llorente FRAUD!
>

BODINE FRAUD!

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On 7/17/2015 5:34 PM, William wrote:
> On Fri, 17 Jul 2015 14:56:39 -0600, Acme Bully Control
> > wrote:
>
>> On 7/17/2015 2:46 PM, Ophelia wrote:
>>> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he
>>> said 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>>>

>>
>> Who is Chef John?
>>
>> Was it made with communal dough?

>
> No silly, only Communists eat Pizza with a fork!
>
> William
>
>


Why?
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Gregory Morrow wrote:
> On Friday, 17 July 2015 15:46:50 UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
>
>> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he said
>> 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!

>
> Hmmm...interesting. The only thing I can remotely think of is that in the old East Germany it was common to eat pizza with knife and fork. After the Wall fell this was pointed out by West German commentators as one of the East Germans' "odd" habits.


Italians eat pizza with a knife and fork too

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> wrote in message
...
> I eat whole wheat toast pizza with a steak knife and fork. it has to be
> the same steak knife every time too.


But are you a communist? g?

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"Bruce" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 17 Jul 2015 21:46:19 +0100, "Ophelia" >
> wrote:
>
>>I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he said
>>'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!

>
> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!


Yers ... Let me post the vid.

http://allrecipes.com/video/432/how-...aid=138334 05

I get the 'Allrecipes.com' things in regularly and it was right at the
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"Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
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> On Friday, 17 July 2015 15:46:50 UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
>
>> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he
>> said
>> 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!

>
> Hmmm...interesting. The only thing I can remotely think of is that in the
> old East Germany it was common to eat pizza with knife and fork. After
> the Wall fell this was pointed out by West German commentators as one of
> the East Germans' "odd" habits.


Ok, I suppose that could be it

Thanks, Greg


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"Bruce" > wrote in message
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> On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 08:51:42 +0100, "Ophelia" >
> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>"Bruce" > wrote in message
. ..
>>> On Fri, 17 Jul 2015 21:46:19 +0100, "Ophelia" >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he
>>>>said
>>>>'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>>>
>>> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
>>> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!

>>
>>Yers ... Let me post the vid.
>>
>>http://allrecipes.com/video/432/how-...aid=138334 05
>>
>>I get the 'Allrecipes.com' things in regularly and it was right at the
>>bottom of the latest one

>
> The communist thing aside, I'm going to try that method next time.
> Looks (and sounds) like a winner.


Yes, it does and so will I! I make my own pizzas anyway but I have always
reheated them in the oven. Heh all that extra heat for nothing and I think
his way makes a much better job of it.

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On Saturday, July 18, 2015 at 1:02:19 AM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 17 Jul 2015 21:46:19 +0100, "Ophelia" >
> wrote:
>
> >I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he said
> >'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!

>
> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>

If an American deviates from Fascism, (s)he is considered a Communist.
>
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"Bruce" > wrote in message
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> On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 10:00:50 +0100, "Ophelia" >
> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>"Bruce" > wrote in message
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>>> On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 08:51:42 +0100, "Ophelia" >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Bruce" > wrote in message
m...
>>>>> On Fri, 17 Jul 2015 21:46:19 +0100, "Ophelia" >
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he
>>>>>>said
>>>>>>'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>>>>>
>>>>> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
>>>>> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>>>>
>>>>Yers ... Let me post the vid.
>>>>
>>>>http://allrecipes.com/video/432/how-...aid=138334 05
>>>>
>>>>I get the 'Allrecipes.com' things in regularly and it was right at the
>>>>bottom of the latest one
>>>
>>> The communist thing aside, I'm going to try that method next time.
>>> Looks (and sounds) like a winner.

>>
>>Yes, it does and so will I! I make my own pizzas anyway but I have always
>>reheated them in the oven. Heh all that extra heat for nothing and I
>>think
>>his way makes a much better job of it.

>
> We make our own too and always make extra for breakfast or lunch the
> next day. This looks good, and more efficient than the oven indeed. I
> won't even compare it to my microwave approach when I get up early on
> my own.


Ahhhh I tried that .... once ... ;-)

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On 7/18/2015 12:02 AM, Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 17 Jul 2015 21:46:19 +0100, "Ophelia" >
> wrote:
>
>> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he said
>> 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!

>
> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>



You need your ****ing lips torn right off your fatuous face, you ASSHOLE!
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On 7/18/2015 2:12 AM, Bruce wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 08:51:42 +0100, "Ophelia" >
> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> "Bruce" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On Fri, 17 Jul 2015 21:46:19 +0100, "Ophelia" >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he said
>>>> 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>>>
>>> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
>>> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!

>>
>> Yers ... Let me post the vid.
>>
>> http://allrecipes.com/video/432/how-...aid=138334 05
>>
>> I get the 'Allrecipes.com' things in regularly and it was right at the
>> bottom of the latest one

>
> The communist thing aside, I'm going to try that method next time.
> Looks (and sounds) like a winner.
>


You need to be deep fried and served to communists.
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On 7/18/2015 3:17 AM, Bruce wrote:
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> won't even compare it to my microwave approach when I get up early on
> my own.



Stick your fetid damned head in there and cook it off, ****wit!
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On 7/18/2015 5:37 AM, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> If an American deviates from Fascism, (s)he is considered a Communist.


You're a complete moron and a disgusting example of what's wrong with
this nation, you scumsucking filter feeder.

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On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 16:02:18 +1000, Bruce > wrote:

>Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
>you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>
>--
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Exactly! The Pizza is to be stuffed into the pie hole using two to
three fingers of the left and right hands.

Truth...Justice...The American Way...that's Superman's Motto!

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On 7/18/2015 10:12 AM, William wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 16:02:18 +1000, Bruce > wrote:
>
>> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
>> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>>
>> --
>> Bruce

>
> Exactly! The Pizza is to be stuffed into the pie hole using two to
> three fingers of the left and right hands.
>
> Truth...Justice...The American Way...that's Superman's Motto!
>
> William
>


Roger that!
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William > wrote in
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>>Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and
>>when you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>>
>>--
>>Bruce

>
> Exactly! The Pizza is to be stuffed into the pie hole using
> two to three fingers of the left and right hands.
>
> Truth...Justice...The American Way...that's Superman's Motto!


Which is why I prefer to be a Communist. I eat my pizza with a
fork and knife and I'll have no truck with Superman's motto. He
built an unlicensed residence on Canadian soil and should be tried
and convicted for it. Hardly truthful, hardly just...

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On Saturday, July 18, 2015 at 11:12:21 AM UTC-5, BigC300 wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 16:02:18 +1000, Bruce > wrote:
>
> >Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
> >you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
> >
> >--
> >Bruce

>
> Exactly! The Pizza is to be stuffed into the pie hole using two to
> three fingers of the left and right hands.
>
> Truth...Justice...The American Way...that's Superman's Motto!


"Be kind to your kitten."
>
> William


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On 7/18/2015 10:26 AM, Michel Boucher wrote:
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> :
>
>>> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and
>>> when you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>>>
>>> --
>>> Bruce

>>
>> Exactly! The Pizza is to be stuffed into the pie hole using
>> two to three fingers of the left and right hands.
>>
>> Truth...Justice...The American Way...that's Superman's Motto!

>
> Which is why I prefer to be a Communist.



You ****ing Frenchy traitorous son of a biotch!

EAT SHIT AND DIE COMMIE PUKE!

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Ophelia wrote:

> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
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> > On Friday, 17 July 2015 15:46:50 UTC-5, Ophelia wrote:
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> >> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he
> >> said
> >> 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!

> >
> > Hmmm...interesting. The only thing I can remotely think of is that in the
> > old East Germany it was common to eat pizza with knife and fork. After
> > the Wall fell this was pointed out by West German commentators as one of
> > the East Germans' "odd" habits.

>
> Ok, I suppose that could be it
>
> Thanks, Greg



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On 7/18/2015 2:00 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 09:20:30 -0600, Acme Bully Control
> > wrote:
>
>> On 7/18/2015 12:02 AM, Bruce wrote:

>
>>> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
>>> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>>>

>> You need your ****ing lips torn right off your fatuous face, you ASSHOLE!

>
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> excited! They've gotten out their lighters!
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> On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 09:20:30 -0600, Acme Bully Control
> > wrote:
>
>> On 7/18/2015 12:02 AM, Bruce wrote:

>
>>> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
>>> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>>>

>> You need your ****ing lips torn right off your fatuous face, you ASSHOLE!

>
> You're on a roll! Your groupies sf, Cheri and Mr Aloha are getting all
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Papantonio: Time To Talk About Jeb Bush's Disgusting Past
Never mind the flip-flopping on his stance on immigration or whether
he's hoping his family and their supporters will be doing their part to
give Americans a big heaping helping of revisionist history when it
comes to his brother's time in office, as Ring of Fire's Mike Papantonio
and guest Sam Seder reminded their listeners this week, there is a hole
host of other issues that the public should know about if Jeb Bush does
actually throw his hat into the ring and runs for president in 2016.
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On 7/18/2015 2:13 PM, Acme Bully Control wrote:
>Time To Talk About Jeb Bush's Disgusting Past


http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/be...inton-lies-lot

Hillary Clinton is the most transparent woman she knows. She said so in
2008:

I think I’m probably the most transparent person in public life…I feel
you know a lot more about me than you know about anyone else. Much of it
untrue, but nevertheless, it’s all out there.

Unfortunately, Hillary is a liar. When news emerged this week that
Hillary had set up a private email server the day before her nomination
as Secretary of State, and had used her private email address for her
entire tenure as Secretary of State so that there were no government
records of those emails, and that her aides also used private email
addresses, and that her server had the capacity to fully delete emails,
and that hackers could have hacked her emails…no one should have been
surprised. Of course she did.

Let’s take a trip in the wayback machine.

When Hillary Clinton was 27, back in 1974, she worked for the House
Judiciary Committee, which was investigating Richard Nixon. According to
her boss, Democrat Jerry Zeifman, Hillary met with Teddy Kennedy’s chief
political strategist – a violation of House rules. She then manipulated
the system to avoid investigating Nixon, hoping he’d stick around long
enough to sink Republican election chances in 1976, letting her boy
Teddy into the White House.

According to the guy who shared office space with Hillary, John
Labovitz, Hillary gave “erroneous legal opinions” and tried to “deny
Nixon representation by counsel.” Zeifman said that Hillary wrote a
“fraudulent legal brief” and “confiscated public documents.” Zeifman
fired her and wouldn’t give her a letter of recommendation. Zeifman
later wrote a book stating that “Hillary Clinton is ethically unfit to
be either a senator or president.”

Fast forward twenty years. Hillary’s now in the White House, and there’s
a big search going on for a memorandum written by a former presidential
aide regarding the firing of members of the White House travel office.
They go missing for two years. At the same time, documents regarding
Hillary Clinton’s work at the Rose Law firm in Arkansas – specifically,
regarding a savings and loan company run by the Clintons’ business
partner in the Whitewater land venture – go missing for two years.

Then, in January 1996, they miraculously appear. The Rose Law firm
documents magically show up. A White House aide finds them. In the White
House. In a storage area in the third-floor of the White House – the
private residence of the President and First Lady. And the long-lost
memo shows up just a couple of days later. How miraculous. Hillary’s
lawyers said that she had no idea the documents were there. Except that
the FBI found Hillary’s fingerprints on the documents. Oopsies. Hillary
is still the only First Lady in American history to be fingerprinted by
the FBI.

All that was before the rise of email. But the Clintons loved email,
because it was so much easier to hide emails than to track down every
copy of every document for destruction. And hide those emails they did.
According to Judicial Watch, Cheryl Mills, Hillary’s hatchet woman
helped prevent the Clintons from turning over 1.8 million emails to
Judicial Watch, Congress, and federal investigators. 1.8 million emails.
When a White House computer contractor tried to reveal this, White House
officials allegedly told her to “keep her mouth shut.” Cheryl Mills. You
may remember her. She ended up being in charge of document production
for Hillary’s State Department in the Benghazi investigation.

When she was Secretary of State, over and over again, document requests
to the State Department were rejected, because they didn’t have the
documents – Hillary did, on her private server. The Associated Press hit
a stonewall. So did Judicial Watch. So did Gawker.

All a big coincidence, of course. It was all a big mixup when Clinton
hit man Sandy Berger stole documents from the National Archives and
stuffed them down his pants, too. And now Hillary has assured us via
Twitter that she wants the State Department to release all her hidden
emails.

We should believe her. After all, she’s the most transparent woman in
American history. At least, the most transparently corrupt.


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On 18/07/2015 10:12 AM, William wrote:
> On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 16:02:18 +1000, Bruce > wrote:
>
>> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
>> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>>
>> --
>> Bruce

>
> Exactly! The Pizza is to be stuffed into the pie hole using two to
> three fingers of the left and right hands.
>
> Truth...Justice...The American Way...that's Superman's Motto!
>
> William
>

And he was a Canadian export!
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On 7/18/2015 3:12 PM, graham wrote:
> On 18/07/2015 10:12 AM, William wrote:
>> On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 16:02:18 +1000, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>>> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
>>> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>>>
>>> --
>>> Bruce

>>
>> Exactly! The Pizza is to be stuffed into the pie hole using two to
>> three fingers of the left and right hands.
>>
>> Truth...Justice...The American Way...that's Superman's Motto!
>>
>> William
>>

> And he was a Canadian export!
> Graham
>


So was Alan Thicke...


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On Saturday, July 18, 2015 at 2:12:31 PM UTC-7, graham wrote:
> On 18/07/2015 10:12 AM, William wrote:
> > On Sat, 18 Jul 2015 16:02:18 +1000, Bruce > wrote:
> >
> >> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
> >> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
> >>
> >> --
> >> Bruce

> >
> > Exactly! The Pizza is to be stuffed into the pie hole using two to
> > three fingers of the left and right hands.
> >
> > Truth...Justice...The American Way...that's Superman's Motto!
> >
> > William
> >

> And he was a Canadian export!
> Graham


The planet Krypton is located in Canada?

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On Saturday, July 18, 2015 at 7:37:17 AM UTC-4, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> On Saturday, July 18, 2015 at 1:02:19 AM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
> > On Fri, 17 Jul 2015 21:46:19 +0100, "Ophelia" >
> > wrote:
> >
> > >I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he said
> > >'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!

> >
> > Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
> > you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
> >

> If an American deviates from Fascism, (s)he is considered a Communist.
> >
> > --
> > Bruce

>
> --Bryan


You really need to grow up. I'm your age and you are an embarrassment.
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On 7/18/2015 3:39 PM, wrote:
> On Saturday, July 18, 2015 at 7:37:17 AM UTC-4, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
>> On Saturday, July 18, 2015 at 1:02:19 AM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>> On Fri, 17 Jul 2015 21:46:19 +0100, "Ophelia" >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he said
>>>> 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
>>>
>>> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
>>> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
>>>

>> If an American deviates from Fascism, (s)he is considered a Communist.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Bruce

>>
>> --Bryan

>
> You really need to grow up. I'm your age and you are an embarrassment.
>


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On Saturday, July 18, 2015 at 5:53:58 PM UTC-4, Acme Bully Control wrote:
> On 7/18/2015 3:39 PM, wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 18, 2015 at 7:37:17 AM UTC-4, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> >> On Saturday, July 18, 2015 at 1:02:19 AM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
> >>> On Fri, 17 Jul 2015 21:46:19 +0100, "Ophelia" >
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> I was just watching Chef John warming up a pizza. When it was hot he said
> >>>> 'I will get a fork ... and no, I am not a communist ...!
> >>>
> >>> Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and when
> >>> you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
> >>>
> >> If an American deviates from Fascism, (s)he is considered a Communist.
> >>>
> >>> --
> >>> Bruce
> >>
> >> --Bryan

> >
> > You really need to grow up. I'm your age and you are an embarrassment.
> >

>
> Ayup!
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**** you, halfwit.
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