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On 2015-08-05, jmcquown > wrote:

> Huh. Why is it the women in these gardening videos are always well
> endowed, wear very skimpy tops and grow melons?


Why would you lure us guys into watching this vid with promises of
"skimpy tops" and "well endowed" women? Good info, but misleading.

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On 8/6/2015 1:14 AM, notbob wrote:
I have, on at least three prior occasions, written posts that delve into
the “alleged” lurid past of one of our former presidents, George Herbert
Walker Bush (GHWB), the current but ailing patriarch of the Bush Family
Dynasty – I refer to them as the Bush Family Crime Syndicate, certainly
not in terms of endearment – but rather more like the Mafia Godfather
who prepares his sons to take over the family business upon his death.
This particular post references an article by Stew Webb, a contributor
of Veterans Today.

In his life-time, George H. W. Bush (GHWB) has controlled every
clandestine (hidden from view) and secret organization/operation within
the arsenal of the United States government as either 1) Director of the
CIA, 2) Vice President to Ronald Reagan (who was an unwitting puppet to
the Bush controlled cabal – GHWB secretly gave Reagan poisons that
hastened his fall into Alzheimer’s Disease and evidence suggests he
helped plan Reagan’ attempted assassination by John Hinckley, whose
family were close friends of the Bush family – a coincidence?) and 3)
ultimately as President of the United States before Bill Clinton took
office.
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On 8/5/2015 11:14 AM, notbob wrote:
> On 2015-08-05, jmcquown > wrote:
>
>> Huh. Why is it the women in these gardening videos are always well
>> endowed, wear very skimpy tops and grow melons?

>
> Why would you lure us guys into watching this vid with promises of
> "skimpy tops" and "well endowed" women? Good info, but misleading.
>
> nb
>

Try this one that immediately followed the first link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWa3VWt7RVo

Jill

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On 8/6/2015 1:35 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 8/5/2015 11:14 AM, notbob wrote:
>> On 2015-08-05, jmcquown > wrote:
>>
>>> Huh. Why is it the women in these gardening videos are always well
>>> endowed, wear very skimpy tops and grow melons?

>>
>> Why would you lure us guys into watching this vid with promises of
>> "skimpy tops" and "well endowed" women? Good info, but misleading.
>>
>> nb
>>

> Try this one that immediately followed the first link:
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWa3VWt7RVo
>
> Jill
>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FspHB2pQm-U
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On 8/7/2015 5:35 AM, jmcquown wrote:
I have, on at least three prior occasions, written posts that delve into
the “alleged” lurid past of one of our former presidents, George Herbert
Walker Bush (GHWB), the current but ailing patriarch of the Bush Family
Dynasty – I refer to them as the Bush Family Crime Syndicate, certainly
not in terms of endearment – but rather more like the Mafia Godfather
who prepares his sons to take over the family business upon his death.
This particular post references an article by Stew Webb, a contributor
of Veterans Today.

In his life-time, George H. W. Bush (GHWB) has controlled every
clandestine (hidden from view) and secret organization/operation within
the arsenal of the United States government as either 1) Director of the
CIA, 2) Vice President to Ronald Reagan (who was an unwitting puppet to
the Bush controlled cabal – GHWB secretly gave Reagan poisons that
hastened his fall into Alzheimer’s Disease and evidence suggests he
helped plan Reagan’ attempted assassination by John Hinckley, whose
family were close friends of the Bush family – a coincidence?) and 3)
ultimately as President of the United States before Bill Clinton took
office.


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On 8/6/2015 11:26 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> Stepford wife.
>
> -sw
>> Omelet wrote:

>
>> He hates me 'cause I never slept with him...

>
> He hates himself because he is all he has to sleep with
> I don't know, sometimes he used to seem normal, then he went petty
> trough vindictive and now I just shun contact. I have enough crazies to
> deal with in my world without encouraging those who refuse to take their
> meds.


For the record, I never once even considered sleeping with you. And
you know that. You're the one who somehow got the idea that I was
going to move in with you - and you posted that to RFC just out of the
total blue.

After having met you twice at casual austin.food gatherings 2 or 3
years ago and not giving you any indication that there was any sort of
romantic interest in the least, you somehow twisted that into MY
MOVING IN WITH YOU?

That was just way too Psycho for me. I sat there at stared at the
screen for at least 15 minutes wondering, WTF? That was just way too
spooky. I've met weird, semi-psycho women before but you win, hands
down. Mapi of austin.general still holds the male title, but at least
he announced his psychosis right there lying on the floor of the bar
at B.D. Reilly's rather than romantically obsessing over me for 2
years.

Needless to say, you need to come to terms with what happened and why
your mind works that way and stop making up excuses for your fixation
and disappointment before we become the next Yoli and Michael. I'd
prefer you use a sniper rifle on me from a few hundred yards away.
There you go - a reason for you to buy yet another gun and ammo.

And Jeremy, I was just tired of your decade of bullshit and visions of
grandeur about all these things you're "working on" or have not done
in the past. Even posting a call for meetings with imaginary people
about imaginary projects of yours at "the normal time and place", as
if you are somebody important with a life. I'm pretty sure you're
manic depressive mixed with habitual liar.

Sorry I don't fit either of your Ideal Psycho Pal Profiles.

-sw

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On 8/7/2015 1:26 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Thu, 06 Aug 2015 15:35:27 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 8/5/2015 11:14 AM, notbob wrote:
>>> On 2015-08-05, jmcquown > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Huh. Why is it the women in these gardening videos are always well
>>>> endowed, wear very skimpy tops and grow melons?
>>>
>>> Why would you lure us guys into watching this vid with promises of
>>> "skimpy tops" and "well endowed" women? Good info, but misleading.
>>>

>> Try this one that immediately followed the first link:
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWa3VWt7RVo

>
> Stepford wife.
>
> -sw
>

Naw... a Stepford wife would have been more excited meeting her 75 year
old husband in the garden for a quickie.

For people who don't know about the Stepford wives: it was a rather
strange movie circa 1975. Women replaced by robots designed by a former
animator at Disney. It's Sheldon's dream.

Jill
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