"dsi1" > wrote in message
...

>> >> > Some cops got no common sense! I got me an iron pipe under my car
>> >> > seat.
>> >> > Obviously, it's because of my love for the art of plumbing.
>> >> >
>> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Fs2uwLyiQ
>> >>
>> >> D keeps a crow bar under his car seat .. only so he can take off the
>> >> hub
>> >> caps if there was a puncture you understand ...
>> >>
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>> >
>> > He's obviously a well-prepared gent. My guess he's the kind of guy that
>> > knows exactly what to do when the cars go wrong. Those guys are handy
>> > to
>> > have around...
>>
>>
>> Oh he is that)
>>
>>
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>
> A most fortunate outcome!

Oh yes)))

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On Monday, September 7, 2015 at 10:14:58 AM UTC-10, la voz del norte wrote:
> dsi1 wrote:
> > On Monday, September 7, 2015 at 8:36:11 AM UTC-10, la voz del norte wrote:
> >> dsi1 wrote:
> >>
> >>>> Ah! Mr.BadAss Aloha man. heheh
> >>>> You could hunt wild pigs there with that pipe.
> >>>
> >>> Dr. Aloha sez: You've been hanging with small, weasel-like, mammals for too long. The post was obviously a joke -
> >>> or was it?
> >>>
> >>> What I really got under the car seat is car fixin' stuff. I did once have a floor jack handle (which does look
> >>> like a pipe) under there which did raise my wife's friend eyebrow but that's women for you. Hee hee.
> >>
> >> I had a friend who used to travel back and forth to Mexico with a very
> >> short sawed-off .20 ga. side by side shotgun.\
> >
> > That guy might have seen too many movies or he was an experienced traveler to Mexico. Maybe both.
>
> Definitely both, he was a gruff but well-meaning bear of man who
> confided in me, with a wink of one eye, that he made these trips to
> Mejico to "party with the gals".
>
> And he would always bring back with him a supply of rohippinol
> (sp.)which iirc is the so-called date rape drug.
>
> By his telling it makes the evening go a lot smoother, without the
> sloppiness of "ludes".
>
> I was willing to take his word on that and asked no further questions.
>
> He never got in any real trouble stateside, so I'll leave it there.
>
> >>
> >> It can't possibly have been more than 14" long, totally illegal, and one
> >> can only guess what the Mexican authorities would have done had they
> >> found it.
> >>
> >> There would have been a mordita for sure, and not such a small one is my
> >> guess.
> >>
> >> But he never got popped.
> >
> > Sounds like it worked out for him.
>
> Some people have a certain force of personality that simply acts like a
> gravity wave to repel the vicissitudes of life.
>
> He was one of those guys.

Those guys thrive on the shady and things regular guys would never do. You keep waiting for them to get killed but then they die like normal people. It's a mystery how that happens.

dsi1 wrote:
>> Some people have a certain force of personality that simply acts like a
>> >gravity wave to repel the vicissitudes of life.
>> >
>> >He was one of those guys.
> Those guys thrive on the shady and things regular guys would never do. You keep waiting for them to get killed
> but then they die like normal people. It's a mystery how that happens.

I can't say he led a charmed life, but I can say he skated by doing crap
I'd never even consider...

Like driving a Hummer.

On 9/7/2015 12:40 PM, la voz del norte wrote:
> dsi1 wrote:
>>> Some people have a certain force of personality that simply acts like a
>>> >gravity wave to repel the vicissitudes of life.
>>> >
>>> >He was one of those guys.
>> Those guys thrive on the shady and things regular guys would never do.
>> You keep waiting for them to get killed
>> but then they die like normal people. It's a mystery how that happens.
>
> I can't say he led a charmed life, but I can say he skated by doing crap
> I'd never even consider...
>
> Like driving a Hummer.

Why can't he just drive a Escalade like regular dicks?

dsi1 wrote:
> On 9/7/2015 12:40 PM, la voz del norte wrote:
>> dsi1 wrote:
>>>> Some people have a certain force of personality that simply acts like a
>>>> >gravity wave to repel the vicissitudes of life.
>>>> >
>>>> >He was one of those guys.
>>> Those guys thrive on the shady and things regular guys would never do.
>>> You keep waiting for them to get killed
>>> but then they die like normal people. It's a mystery how that happens.
>>
>> I can't say he led a charmed life, but I can say he skated by doing crap
>> I'd never even consider...
>>
>> Like driving a Hummer.
>
> Why can't he just drive a Escalade like regular dicks?

Lol, not macho enuf!

On Sunday, September 6, 2015 at 12:44:05 PM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 9/6/2015 1:04 PM, rosie wrote:
> > Returned from an Alaskan Trip to find a funny smell in the house. Not a good smell either. The Refrigarator had died and all was rotten ! Company coming today too ! Have been frantically leaning to get the bad food out, the appliance cleaned and the house smelling better. Ordered a new four door LG and it will be delivered on Thursday. We have an outside Fridge in the Garage, and can make do with that till we get the new one !! Could be worse.
> >
>
> Those three and four door models look great. Most are 36" though and we
> only have 33" when it comes time for a new one. LG is the only one that
> has the features we want.
>
> Hope you enjoy yours.

Got it at Home Depot

Arthur Rochford Namby Pamby wrote:
>dsi1 wrote:
>>la voz del norte wrote:
>>> dsi1 wrote:
>>>>> Some people have a certain force of personality that simply acts like a
>>>>> >gravity wave to repel the vicissitudes of life.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >He was one of those guys.
>>>> Those guys thrive on the shady and things regular guys would never do.
>>>> You keep waiting for them to get killed
>>>> but then they die like normal people. It's a mystery how that happens.
>>>
>>> I can't say he led a charmed life, but I can say he skated by doing crap
>>> I'd never even consider...
>>>
>>> Like driving a Hummer.
>>
>> Why can't he just drive a Escalade like regular dicks?
>
>Lol, not macho enuf!

How about giving the group killer Hummers? LOL-LOL

On 9/9/2015 3:53 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> Arthur Rochford Namby Pamby wrote:
>> dsi1 wrote:
>>> la voz del n
>> Lol, not macho enuf!
>
> How about giving the group killer Hummers? LOL-LOL
>
>
Mmmm hmmm...

Ayup...

On 9/9/2015 3:15 AM, rosie wrote:
> On Sunday, September 6, 2015 at 12:44:05 PM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 9/6/2015 1:04 PM, rosie wr
>>
>> Hope you enjoy yours.
>
> Got it at Home Depot
>
Mmmm hmmm...

Ayup...

On 9/9/2015 5:25 AM, Arthur Rochford Manby wrote:
> On 9/9/2015 3:53 AM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
>> Arthur Rochford Namby Pamby wrote:
>>> dsi1 wrote:
>>>> la voz del n
>>> Lol, not macho enuf!
>>
>> How about giving the group killer Hummers? LOL-LOL
>>
>>
> Mmmm hmmm...
>
> Ayup...

Mmmm hmmm...

Ayup...

Brooklyn1 wrote:
> Arthur Rochford Namby Pamby wrote:
>> dsi1 wrote:
>>> la voz del norte wrote:
>>>> dsi1 wrote:
>>>>>> Some people have a certain force of personality that simply acts like a
>>>>>>> gravity wave to repel the vicissitudes of life.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He was one of those guys.
>>>>> Those guys thrive on the shady and things regular guys would never do.
>>>>> You keep waiting for them to get killed
>>>>> but then they die like normal people. It's a mystery how that happens.
>>>>
>>>> I can't say he led a charmed life, but I can say he skated by doing crap
>>>> I'd never even consider...
>>>>
>>>> Like driving a Hummer.
>>>
>>> Why can't he just drive a Escalade like regular dicks?
>>
>> Lol, not macho enuf!
>
> How about giving the group killer Hummers? LOL-LOL
>
>
Oh I would not put it past him to literally KILL some of the members of
this group with his Hummer.

And get away with it...

On 9/6/2015 7:55 PM, sf wrote:
> On Sun, 06 Sep 2015 16:40:23 -0400, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> On 9/6/2015 3:08 PM, sf wrote:
>>> On Sun, 06 Sep 2015 14:53:28 -0400, jmcquown >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> The cops had absolutely no reason to haul me back to my house in a squad
>>>> car but they did.
>>>
>>> Small town cops with nothing better to do.
>>>
>> Memphis wasn't a small town.
>>
>> Jill
>
> Maybe to you.
>
>
I don't consider a city with a population of half a million people
"small".

Beaufort is small. Population just over 12,000 people. Technically
(according to the US Government) I live on Saint Helena Island. Oddly
enough, there are around 8,000 people living in a much smaller
geographical area than in Beaufort proper.

Jill

On 9/9/2015 9:03 PM, jmcquown wrote:
> On 9/6/2015 7:55 PM, sf wrote:
>> On Sun, 06 Sep 20ation just over 12,000 people. Technically
> (according to the US Government) I live on Saint Helena Island. Oddly
> enough, there are around 8,000 people living in a much smaller
> geographical area than in Beaufort proper.
>
> Jill
Mmmm hmmm...

Ayup...

On Wed, 09 Sep 2015 07:03:30 -0400, jmcquown >
wrote:

> On 9/6/2015 7:55 PM, sf wrote:
> > On Sun, 06 Sep 2015 16:40:23 -0400, jmcquown >
> > wrote:
> >
> >> On 9/6/2015 3:08 PM, sf wrote:
> >>> On Sun, 06 Sep 2015 14:53:28 -0400, jmcquown >
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> The cops had absolutely no reason to haul me back to my house in a squad
> >>>> car but they did.
> >>>
> >>> Small town cops with nothing better to do.
> >>>
> >> Memphis wasn't a small town.
> >>
> >> Jill
> >
> > Maybe to you.
> >
> >
> I don't consider a city with a population of half a million people
> "small".
>
> Beaufort is small. Population just over 12,000 people. Technically
> (according to the US Government) I live on Saint Helena Island. Oddly
> enough, there are around 8,000 people living in a much smaller
> geographical area than in Beaufort proper.
>
> Jill

It's all relative. I thought there wasn't much to it.

--

sf

On 9/10/2015 5:10 AM, sf wrote:

>
> It's all relative. Like my sexual preferences.
>

DEAR FAT ASS

good morning fat ass
how will your day go?
will you be stared at like an enourmous blob?
or be taunted and teased all day long?

people say you can't do anything
you cant do this or that
but you will sure show them
when your fat ass is in control

it is all your fault fat ass
you live to eat and dont eat to live
well look at that fat ass
a greasy cheese burger streaming down your lips and chin

you are a worthless excuse for a human
no one wants to see fat
lock yourself inside your room
until your thin and flat



you would rather some one say
**** her anorexic ass
than **** you
you fat fat ass


words hurt as much as the weight
they will be with you forever
that extra baggage you can change
show them you can do something

No one wants to see a fat girl cry
tears of grease and blubber
you will no longer be the funny fat girl
you will be just as cool as any other

slide your finger down your throat
when you dream of grease and junk
the calories will fade away
down the toilet with one flush

dont eat today
you will prove them right
that is something
you just can't do

show them they dont
have control over everything
your weight
is something you do

Loose it all fat ass
I want to see coller bones
and down right thin

dont cry when you become dizzy
just know that it will help you in the end

You can feel good about yourself fat ass
you just have to learn control
your punishment is a life full of pain
and tears of grease and fried stuff

thin is the way you have always wanted to be
well you have a long journey to get there
but change your life
you **** of blubber

run run fat ass
let that fat ass shake
no one wants to see that shit
better run in your back yard instead

skinny
be thin
fat ass
be fat
when weighing out your options
which do you like better than fat?


its not lie fat ass
you have let yourself go
its time to buckle down
and crack those calories away


when it is all said and done
you will be worthy
you will feel alive again
see thin is the way to be

and you are just a fat ass with no control again.