Boarding a plane in Israel:

What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the
'spare' seat announcement!! It's hard to beat Israeli technology.

TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport
security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with
full-body scanners.

It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but
will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of
this crap about racial profiling.

It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

“Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce
a seat is available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

BRILLIANT!

Brooklyn1 wrote:
> Boarding a plane in Israel:
>
> What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the
> 'spare' seat announcement!! It's hard to beat Israeli technology.
>
> TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport
> security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with
> full-body scanners.
>
> It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but
> will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
>
> Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of
> this crap about racial profiling.
>
> It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
>
> You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
> Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
>
> “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce
> a seat is available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"
>
> BRILLIANT!
>

I LOVE IT!

Gonna need a real robust splatter screen and wet cleanup though...

On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 3:24:42 PM UTC-6, cibola de oro wrote:
>
> I LOVE IT!
>
>
Me, too!

wrote:
> Bibi is a putz

**** off and drop dead.

wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 13, 2016 at 3:24:42 PM UTC-6, cibola de oro wrote:
>>
>> I LOVE IT!
>>
>>
> Me, too!
>
Awesomeness!