On 5/9/2016 8:21 PM, David wrote:
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> "Fred Oinka" wrote in message
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> On Monday, May 9, 2016 at 9:21:21 AM UTC-4, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> Some folks say big cucumbers are better than small ones, but they can
>> both be right or wrong. I have both kinds--big and small. Big ones are
>> good for hitting people with who bother you, while little ones are nice
>> for salads and pickles. I just wish I could fit them all right into my
>> mouth at the same time.
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> It's too easy to get the big ones confused with a vibrator. That's why
> I always use the small ones to make a salad.
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> don't play the organ

Er, that's fer the advice, David. And let go of me hangin' sacs!
LOL

"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote in message
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On 5/9/2016 8:21 PM, David wrote:
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> "Fred Oinka" wrote in message
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> On Monday, May 9, 2016 at 9:21:21 AM UTC-4, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> Some folks say big cucumbers are better than small ones, but they can
>> both be right or wrong. I have both kinds--big and small. Big ones are
>> good for hitting people with who bother you, while little ones are nice
>> for salads and pickles. I just wish I could fit them all right into my
>> mouth at the same time.
>
> It's too easy to get the big ones confused with a vibrator. That's why
> I always use the small ones to make a salad.
>
> don't play the organ

Er, that's fer the advice, David. And let go of me hangin' sacs!
LOL

I'm yager-nager. How does responsibilities pull?

On 5/11/2016 8:17 AM, David wrote:
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> "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote in message
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> On 5/9/2016 8:21 PM, David wrote:
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>> "Fred Oinka" wrote in message
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>> On Monday, May 9, 2016 at 9:21:21 AM UTC-4, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
>> wrote:
>>> Some folks say big cucumbers are better than small ones, but they can
>>> both be right or wrong. I have both kinds--big and small. Big ones are
>>> good for hitting people with who bother you, while little ones are nice
>>> for salads and pickles. I just wish I could fit them all right into my
>>> mouth at the same time.
>>
>> It's too easy to get the big ones confused with a vibrator. That's why
>> I always use the small ones to make a salad.
>>
>> don't play the organ
>
> Er, that's fer the advice, David. And let go of me hangin' sacs!
> LOL
>
> I'm yager-nager. How does responsibilities pull?
>
Okay, David, it's time for yer nucklehead shot.
Pull yer pants down and let 'em drape around yer hairy ankles while I
stick this in yer bum..............