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SOMETIMES LIFE DON'T GIVE NO SECOND CHANCES or STOOPID IS AS STOOPIDDOES
Coast Guard suspend search for TexAss woman, 33, three days after she
climbed onto cruise ship deck railing and fell backwards into the Mexican Gulf. Samantha, baby, you won't be stoopid like that again, will ya? LOL I imagine she done broke her neck when she smacked that water from soooo high up, then got her sorry dead ass sucked into them screws, LOL. Can you say "HAMBURGER"! |
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SOMETIMES LIFE DON'T GIVE NO SECOND CHANCES or STOOPID IS ASSTOOPID DOES
On 5/16/2016 1:11 PM, Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme ****head wrote:
> On Monday, May 16, 2016 at 1:56:29 PM UTC-6, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5 wrote: >> On 5/16/2016 3:42 PM, Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme ****head wrote: >> >>> On Monday, May 16, 2016 at 11:05:51 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote: >>>> Coast Guard suspend search for TexAss woman, 33, three days after she >>>> climbed onto cruise ship deck railing and fell backwards into the >>>> Mexican Gulf. >>>> >>>> Samantha, baby, you won't be stoopid like that again, will ya? >>>> LOL >>>> >>>> I imagine she done broke her neck when she smacked that water from soooo >>>> high up, then got her sorry dead ass sucked into them screws, LOL. >>>> Can you say "HAMBURGER"! >>> >>> Maybe a great white shark ate her before she could go through the screws. Didja ever think of *that*? >> >> Happened right around 2:00AM >> >> Gee. I wonder if alcohol was involved? >> >> No I don't. >> >> Been on many cruises. You gotta *try* to go overboard. >> >> Feel bad for her kids. Or maybe she did them a favor? >> >> > > Maybe someone tossed her. Didja ever think of *that*? > Here is wot probably happened. Samantha was drunk as a skunk. You'd have to be to sit on a railing ten floors up with nutin' but the deep blue below you. I figgure she passed out or maybe just lost her balance--and over she goes! The water woulda been like concrete when she did a full-on face plant into it. Probably killed her outright or knocked her silly. At any rate the end result was the same--she be dead meat. |
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On 5/17/2016 11:01 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article >, says... > > >> >> On 5/17/2016 10:48 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >>> In article >, >>> says... >>> >>> >>>> >>>> On 5/16/2016 1:11 PM, Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme ****head wrote: >>>>> On Monday, May 16, 2016 at 1:56:29 PM UTC-6, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5 wrote: >>>>>> On 5/16/2016 3:42 PM, Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme ****head wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Monday, May 16, 2016 at 11:05:51 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote: >>>>>>>> Coast Guard suspend search for TexAss woman, 33, three days after she >>>>>>>> climbed onto cruise ship deck railing and fell backwards into the >>>>>>>> Mexican Gulf. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Samantha, baby, you won't be stoopid like that again, will ya? >>>>>>>> LOL >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I imagine she done broke her neck when she smacked that water from soooo >>>>>>>> high up, then got her sorry dead ass sucked into them screws, LOL. >>>>>>>> Can you say "HAMBURGER"! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Maybe a great white shark ate her before she could go through the screws. Didja ever think of *that*? >>>>>> >>>>>> Happened right around 2:00AM >>>>>> >>>>>> Gee. I wonder if alcohol was involved? >>>>>> >>>>>> No I don't. >>>>>> >>>>>> Been on many cruises. You gotta *try* to go overboard. >>>>>> >>>>>> Feel bad for her kids. Or maybe she did them a favor? >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Maybe someone tossed her. Didja ever think of *that*? >>>>> >>>> >>>> Here is wot probably happened. Samantha was drunk as a skunk. You'd >>>> have to be to sit on a railing ten floors up with nutin' but the deep >>>> blue below you. I figgure she passed out or maybe just lost her >>>> balance--and over she goes! The water woulda been like concrete when >>>> she did a full-on face plant into it. Probably killed her outright or >>>> knocked her silly. At any rate the end result was the same--she be dead >>>> meat. >>> >>> Thanks for that compassionate synopsis. >>> >> Chekky, we've been down this alley earlier today, so just **** off. >> LOL > > It'll be a cold day in hell when I go down ANY alley with you... if ya > know what I mean. > Wot about the Hershey Highway? |
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In article >, says...
> > On 5/17/2016 11:01 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > > In article >, says... > > > > > >> > >> On 5/17/2016 10:48 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >>> In article >, > >>> says... > >>> > >>> > >>>> > >>>> On 5/16/2016 1:11 PM, Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme ****head wrote: > >>>>> On Monday, May 16, 2016 at 1:56:29 PM UTC-6, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5 wrote: > >>>>>> On 5/16/2016 3:42 PM, Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme ****head wrote: > >>>>>> > >>>>>>> On Monday, May 16, 2016 at 11:05:51 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote: > >>>>>>>> Coast Guard suspend search for TexAss woman, 33, three days after she > >>>>>>>> climbed onto cruise ship deck railing and fell backwards into the > >>>>>>>> Mexican Gulf. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Samantha, baby, you won't be stoopid like that again, will ya? > >>>>>>>> LOL > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> I imagine she done broke her neck when she smacked that water from soooo > >>>>>>>> high up, then got her sorry dead ass sucked into them screws, LOL. > >>>>>>>> Can you say "HAMBURGER"! > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>> Maybe a great white shark ate her before she could go through the screws. Didja ever think of *that*? > >>>>>> > >>>>>> Happened right around 2:00AM > >>>>>> > >>>>>> Gee. I wonder if alcohol was involved? > >>>>>> > >>>>>> No I don't. > >>>>>> > >>>>>> Been on many cruises. You gotta *try* to go overboard. > >>>>>> > >>>>>> Feel bad for her kids. Or maybe she did them a favor? > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> > >>>>> Maybe someone tossed her. Didja ever think of *that*? > >>>>> > >>>> > >>>> Here is wot probably happened. Samantha was drunk as a skunk. You'd > >>>> have to be to sit on a railing ten floors up with nutin' but the deep > >>>> blue below you. I figgure she passed out or maybe just lost her > >>>> balance--and over she goes! The water woulda been like concrete when > >>>> she did a full-on face plant into it. Probably killed her outright or > >>>> knocked her silly. At any rate the end result was the same--she be dead > >>>> meat. > >>> > >>> Thanks for that compassionate synopsis. > >>> > >> Chekky, we've been down this alley earlier today, so just **** off. > >> LOL > > > > It'll be a cold day in hell when I go down ANY alley with you... if ya > > know what I mean. > > > > Wot about the Hershey Highway? So you DO know what I mean... -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved |
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On 5/17/2016 11:04 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article >, says... > > >> >> On 5/17/2016 11:01 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >>> In article >, says... >>> >>> >>>> >>>> On 5/17/2016 10:48 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >>>>> In article >, >>>>> says... >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> On 5/16/2016 1:11 PM, Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme ****head wrote: >>>>>>> On Monday, May 16, 2016 at 1:56:29 PM UTC-6, Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5 wrote: >>>>>>>> On 5/16/2016 3:42 PM, Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme ****head wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Monday, May 16, 2016 at 11:05:51 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote: >>>>>>>>>> Coast Guard suspend search for TexAss woman, 33, three days after she >>>>>>>>>> climbed onto cruise ship deck railing and fell backwards into the >>>>>>>>>> Mexican Gulf. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Samantha, baby, you won't be stoopid like that again, will ya? >>>>>>>>>> LOL >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I imagine she done broke her neck when she smacked that water from soooo >>>>>>>>>> high up, then got her sorry dead ass sucked into them screws, LOL. >>>>>>>>>> Can you say "HAMBURGER"! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Maybe a great white shark ate her before she could go through the screws. Didja ever think of *that*? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Happened right around 2:00AM >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Gee. I wonder if alcohol was involved? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> No I don't. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Been on many cruises. You gotta *try* to go overboard. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Feel bad for her kids. Or maybe she did them a favor? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Maybe someone tossed her. Didja ever think of *that*? >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Here is wot probably happened. Samantha was drunk as a skunk. You'd >>>>>> have to be to sit on a railing ten floors up with nutin' but the deep >>>>>> blue below you. I figgure she passed out or maybe just lost her >>>>>> balance--and over she goes! The water woulda been like concrete when >>>>>> she did a full-on face plant into it. Probably killed her outright or >>>>>> knocked her silly. At any rate the end result was the same--she be dead >>>>>> meat. >>>>> >>>>> Thanks for that compassionate synopsis. >>>>> >>>> Chekky, we've been down this alley earlier today, so just **** off. >>>> LOL >>> >>> It'll be a cold day in hell when I go down ANY alley with you... if ya >>> know what I mean. >>> >> >> Wot about the Hershey Highway? > > So you DO know what I mean... > Yes, and I'm driving. LOL |
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