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Default DO ALL ITALIAN STALLIONS (LIKE ME) HAVE FORESTS OF HAIR ON THEIR BOD?

Pleasance, when we make love, says, "Ed, I just love to run my fingers
thru the forests of hair on yer chest."

Discuss my hairy bod.......................


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Default DO ALL ITALIAN STALLIONS (LIKE ME) HAVE FORESTS OF HAIRON THEIR BOD?

Colonel Edmund J. Burke > wrote:
> Pleasance, when we make love, says, "Ed, I just love to run my fingers
> thru the forests of hair on yer chest."
>
> Discuss my hairy bod.......................
>
>
>


Managing fly strike on wethered sheep (wethers are less aggressive than
rams):

"Preventing flystrike is more economical than treating it. Short term
management tools such as strategic chemical application, crutching and
shearing, and controlling worms and dags will be beneficial in the short
term, whilst producers looking for a longer term solution should
investigate genetic options such as breeding for reduced dags and wrinkle."

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Default -- The Revenge of the Mosquitoes (ie. skeeters)

-- The Revenge of the Mosquitoes (ie. skeeters)

(c) 2016 Dolf Leendert Boek, Revision: 27 May, 2016

SKEETERS
- Mosquitoes
- A kook of the lunatic fringe, with perverse nihilistic affectations,
who being on edge, swarm in attack
- Anally-retentive: excessively orderly and fussy (supposedly owing to
conflict over toilet-training in infancy);
- Anal-fixation: an obsessive interest in or feeling about someone or
something; Psychoanalysis [in Freudian theory] the arresting of part of
the libido (ie. sexual desire; [origin early 20th century]: from Latin,
literally 'desire, lust'; [Psychoanalysis] the energy of the sexual
drive as a component of the life instinct) at an immature stage, causing
an obsessive attachment; [origin] Fixation: late Middle English
(originally as an alchemical term denoting the process of reducing a
volatile spirit or essence to a permanent bodily form): from medieval
Latin fixatio(n-), from fixare

The question posed by Colonel (Atheist) Burke aka
" on 26 May, 2016 was "Do all Italian Stations
(Like Me) Have Forests of Hair on Their Bod[y"

Colonel (Atheist) Burke: "Pleasance, when we make love, says, 'Ed, I
just love to run my fingers thru the forests of hair on yer chest.'

Discuss my hairy bod[y]..."

Skeet DoW #420 (Skeet@Kooks): "Never occur[r]ed to you to ask her who Ed
is?"

Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme ****head ):
"Thenk *yew*, but no, thenk *yew*." (ie. as barely intelligible english
conveying perverse affectations)

*Yew*
- Dr. Yew Kam Keong (born 1950 in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia) also known as
Dr.YKK, is a speaker, trainer, consultant and best-selling author in the
field of creativity.

*BUNGHOLE*:
- [vulgar slang] the anus; arse; cornhole

Skeet DoW #420 (Skeet@Kooks): "ABOUT THE [SLAP]

Say Wot?"

Colonel (Atheist) Burke: "LOL Nice slap!"

dolf: "Needs be, what kneads does... [slap back]"

Skeet DoW #420 (Skeet@Kooks): "It was one of my better moments."

dolf: "Managing fly strike on *wethered* sheep (wethers (ie.
castrated)are less aggressive than rams):

'Preventing flystrike is more economical than treating it. Short term
management tools such as *strategic* *chemical* *application*,
*crutching* and shearing, and controlling worms and *dags* will be
beneficial in the short term, whilst producers looking for a longer term
solution should investigate genetic options such as *breeding* for
reduced *dags* and *wrinkle*."

% ): "The *cornhole* checkmate wannabe "

*CORNHOLE*
- [vulgar slang] the *anus*; kicked your ass;
- [vulgar slang] have *anal* *intercourse* with someone

dolf: "Your mutual butt licking over nothing substantial matters, is
probably due to you both having a liking for your boys dressing up girly
for you--someone will be watching your every move, just to see how your
little sexual fantasy (which the Colonel boldly proclaims) life plays out.

Think about that... I liked my finishing off to this last chapter?

I think it has certain finesse in highlighting bi/str8 men's deviant
sexual proclivities... What do you both think?"

Skeet DoW #420 (Skeet@Kooks): "I think you're a kook."

dolf: "The problem though, is a question of any depth association
between participants of the kooks forum and the deviancy as perversity
shown by Colonel (Atheist) Burke ...

There seems to be a depth of familiarity which is conveyed by this
statement:

Nadegda ): "Would you believe the Colonel of all
people managed to find us a new kook to kick around? [snicker]"

And both you and he appear to be chummy and derive an exhilaration from
similar and what would otherwise be considered nonchalant and
inconsequential affectations.

Hmmm, think about that... LOL"

Checkmate DoW #1 ): "I think he's a ko0ky
t0rll." (ie. as barely intelligible english conveying perverse affectations)

"I can't see him anymore."

The question posed by Colonel (Atheist) Burke aka
" on 4 May, 2016 was "Did Jesus Ever Shave?"

Colonel (Atheist) Burke: "His face, that is. We all know certain Romans
back then plucked their chest hairs.

That musta f@ckin' smarted a lot. Discuss plucking chest hairs..."

Barry (Atheist/Heisenberg) O'Grady: "As long as I don't have to pluck
Dolf's chest hairs."

Colonel (Atheist) Burke: "Dolf really wants to take off his shirt for
you, Barry."

dolf: "I use depilatory cream occasionally...

But I do caution you about using it around the anus and genitals--if
left on too long it will burn like HELL.

Then again, perhaps ought to and see what pain and misery awaits you... LOL"

Colonel (Atheist) Burke: "Sometimes Pleasance rubs my *ass* with
depilatory cream, to keep my cheeks like a baby's bum--you know, soft
as.....? LOL"

dolf: "The Colonel (Atheist) Burke is a *wrinkling*, *wethered* *dag*
(ie. [Australia/New Zealand] a *lock* of *wool* *matted* *with* *dung*
*hanging* *from* *the* *hindquarters* of a sheep; an untidy or
dirty-looking person; an entertainingly eccentric person)

Hey boys (ie. young men), did your sphincters jostle (ie. excessive
laughter which causes an anal reflex) with slap down?"

REFLEX:
- an action that is performed without conscious thought as a response to
a stimulus
- (in reflexology) a response in a part of the body to stimulation of a
corresponding point on the feet, hands, or head
- a word formed by development from an earlier stage of a language
- [archaic] (of light) reflected.
€’ bent or turned backwards.

- dolf

Initial Post: 27 May, 2016On 26/05/2016 23:59, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
> Pleasance, when we make love, says, "Ed, I just love to run my fingers
> thru the forests of hair on yer chest."
>
> Discuss my hairy bod.......................
>
>


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Default CONCERNING MY VERY, VERY, VERY, APELIKE HARRY CHEST

On 5/26/2016 2:34 PM, NEMO wrote:
> On Thu, 26 May 2016 14:11:45 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
> Upper Michigan" > wrote:
>
>> On 5/26/2016 11:25 AM, NEMO wrote:
>>> On Thu, 26 May 2016 06:59:12 -0700, "Colon Edmud Jackass Burchese of
>>> Upper Michigan" > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Pleasance, when we make love, says, "Ed, I just love to run my fingers
>>>> thru the forests of hair on yer chest."
>>>
>>> Do YOU run thru the forests of hair on HIS chest???
>>>
>>>> Discuss my hairy bod.......................
>>>
>>> Apes are hairy, KKKowloon. Every body knows. Humans have evolved
>>> from that. LOLOK
>>>

>>
>> REAL MEN are hairy, Miss Recktum. From the tips of their toes to their
>> harry head.
>> Only pussies are smooth.
>> LOL

>
> REAL apes and moulies (and Griks) are hairy, KKKowloon...it's a sign
> of primitivity! Humans (i.e. WHITE people) have evolved beyond that.
> BTW Grik and jew subwomen even have hair on their backs! LOLOK
>

A smile is a frown turned upside down, Miss Recktum.
Did you no that?

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