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Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. 53-year old Abd al Rahman Shamoun, was spotted by a specially trained police dog, looking for drugs or pork meat on passengers and in their luggage. He appeared visibly nervous and sweaty, so the customs took him in a separate office for a more thorough search and investigation. The search revealed 4 larges condoms hidden in his anal cavity, each containing more than 3 kilograms of bacon. People ingesting or inserting illegal drugs, money, jewelry, or weapons in various cavities, is a rather common practice and airports around the world are used to dealing with such cases. This is the first time, however, that bacon is discovered during a cavity search. Due to Qatars strict laws regarding pork meat and other food that isnt permissible or allowed in Islam, Mr. Shamoun faces some very serious criminal charges. Accused of possesion of controlled substances, trafficking controlled substances and illegal importation of controlled substances, he could now face the death penalty, with a minimum of 50 lashes and 15 years in prison. |
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On Sunday, June 19, 2016 at 3:25:09 PM UTC-5, Jeßus wrote:
> http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar...s-anal-cavity/ > > Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity > > Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari > capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 > kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. > > 53-year old Abd al Rahman Shamoun, was spotted by a specially trained > police dog, looking for drugs or pork meat on passengers and in their > luggage. > > He appeared visibly nervous and sweaty, so the customs took him in a > separate office for a more thorough search and investigation. > > The search revealed 4 larges condoms hidden in his anal cavity, each > containing more than 3 kilograms of bacon. > > People ingesting or inserting illegal drugs, money, jewelry, or > weapons in various cavities, is a rather common practice and airports > around the world are used to dealing with such cases. > > This is the first time, however, that bacon is discovered during a > cavity search. > > Due to Qatars strict laws regarding pork meat and other food that > isnt permissible or allowed in Islam, Mr. Shamoun faces some very > serious criminal charges. > > Accused of possesion of controlled substances, trafficking > controlled substances and illegal importation of controlled > substances, he could now face the death penalty, with a minimum of 50 > lashes and 15 years in prison. Glad we in the U.S. don't have to worry about such draconian laws!! I just bought 16 POUNDS of some of the best bacon from Circle B Ranch! Nom Nom!! :-) Meat candy!! John Kuthe... |
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On Sun, 19 Jun 2016 13:31:05 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> wrote: >On Sunday, June 19, 2016 at 3:25:09 PM UTC-5, Jeus wrote: >> http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar...s-anal-cavity/ >> >> Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity >> >> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari >> capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 >> kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. >> >> 53-year old Abd al Rahman Shamoun, was spotted by a specially trained >> police dog, looking for drugs or pork meat on passengers and in their >> luggage. >> >> He appeared visibly nervous and sweaty, so the customs took him in a >> separate office for a more thorough search and investigation. >> >> The search revealed 4 larges condoms hidden in his anal cavity, each >> containing more than 3 kilograms of bacon. >> >> People ingesting or inserting illegal drugs, money, jewelry, or >> weapons in various cavities, is a rather common practice and airports >> around the world are used to dealing with such cases. >> >> This is the first time, however, that bacon is discovered during a >> cavity search. >> >> Due to Qatars strict laws regarding pork meat and other food that >> isnt permissible or allowed in Islam, Mr. Shamoun faces some very >> serious criminal charges. >> >> Accused of possesion of controlled substances, trafficking >> controlled substances and illegal importation of controlled >> substances, he could now face the death penalty, with a minimum of 50 >> lashes and 15 years in prison. > >Glad we in the U.S. don't have to worry about such draconian laws!! > >I just bought 16 POUNDS of some of the best bacon from Circle B Ranch! Nom Nom!! :-) Meat candy!! I like bacon, but not as much as I used to. A little goes a long way for me now. I seem to eat more ham than bacon ATM, I've been making deviled ham and toasted ham sandwiches with various other fillings a lot lately. Probably just a phase I'm going through. |
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On Sunday, June 19, 2016 at 3:39:09 PM UTC-5, Jeßus wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Jun 2016 13:31:05 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe > > wrote: > > >On Sunday, June 19, 2016 at 3:25:09 PM UTC-5, Jeßus wrote: > >> http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar...s-anal-cavity/ > >> > >> Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity > >> > >> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari > >> capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 > >> kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. > >> > >> 53-year old Abd al Rahman Shamoun, was spotted by a specially trained > >> police dog, looking for drugs or pork meat on passengers and in their > >> luggage. > >> > >> He appeared visibly nervous and sweaty, so the customs took him in a > >> separate office for a more thorough search and investigation. > >> > >> The search revealed 4 larges condoms hidden in his anal cavity, each > >> containing more than 3 kilograms of bacon. > >> > >> People ingesting or inserting illegal drugs, money, jewelry, or > >> weapons in various cavities, is a rather common practice and airports > >> around the world are used to dealing with such cases. > >> > >> This is the first time, however, that bacon is discovered during a > >> cavity search. > >> > >> Due to Qatars strict laws regarding pork meat and other food that > >> isnt permissible or allowed in Islam, Mr. Shamoun faces some very > >> serious criminal charges. > >> > >> Accused of possesion of controlled substances, trafficking > >> controlled substances and illegal importation of controlled > >> substances, he could now face the death penalty, with a minimum of 50 > >> lashes and 15 years in prison. > > > >Glad we in the U.S. don't have to worry about such draconian laws!! > > > >I just bought 16 POUNDS of some of the best bacon from Circle B Ranch! Nom Nom!! :-) Meat candy!! > > I like bacon, but not as much as I used to. A little goes a long way > for me now. I seem to eat more ham than bacon ATM, I've been making > deviled ham and toasted ham sandwiches with various other fillings a > lot lately. Probably just a phase I'm going through. Depends on the bacon. All the stuff in grocery stores is crap compared to Circle B Ranch's hickory smoked bacon, in my experience. Circle B's bacon fries up into little slabs of YUMMY meat and lots of fat, much of which renders off in cooking! YUM!!!! John Kuthe... |
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On 2016-06-19 4:24 PM, Je�us wrote:
> http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar...s-anal-cavity/ > > Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity > > Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari > capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 > kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. It must have been beef bacon because that story sounds like a lot of bull. Twelve kilos of bacon.... 27 pounds..... shoved up his ass? Go to a grocery store and stack up 27 one pound packages of bacon. Use you imagination to picture it without the packaging. I can think of a couple people here who might enjoy fantasies about having it shoved up their butts, but in the real world, I just can't see it happening. > > 53-year old Abd al Rahman Shamoun, was spotted by a specially trained > police dog, looking for drugs or pork meat on passengers and in their > luggage. > > He appeared visibly nervous and sweaty, so the customs took him in a > separate office for a more thorough search and investigation. > > The search revealed 4 larges condoms hidden in his anal cavity, each > containing more than 3 kilograms of bacon. > > People ingesting or inserting illegal drugs, money, jewelry, or > weapons in various cavities, is a rather common practice and airports > around the world are used to dealing with such cases. > > This is the first time, however, that bacon is discovered during a > cavity search. > > Due to Qatars strict laws regarding pork meat and other food that > isnt permissible or allowed in Islam, Mr. Shamoun faces some very > serious criminal charges. > > Accused of possesion of controlled substances, trafficking > controlled substances and illegal importation of controlled > substances, he could now face the death penalty, with a minimum of 50 > lashes and 15 years in prison. > |
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On Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:04:33 -0400, Dave Smith
> wrote: >On 2016-06-19 4:24 PM, Je?us wrote: >> http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar...s-anal-cavity/ >> >> Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity >> >> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari >> capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 >> kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. > >It must have been beef bacon because that story sounds like a lot of >bull. Twelve kilos of bacon.... 27 pounds..... shoved up his ass? I know, I was wondering about that myself. Note also the quantity on display in the pic, doesnt look like 27lb of bacon to me. >Go to >a grocery store and stack up 27 one pound packages of bacon. Use you >imagination to picture it without the packaging. I can think of a >couple people here who might enjoy fantasies about having it shoved up >their butts, but in the real world, I just can't see it happening. Might have to do a little research on this story... |
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On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 07:10:42 +1000, Jeus > wrote:
>On Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:04:33 -0400, Dave Smith > wrote: > >>On 2016-06-19 4:24 PM, Je?us wrote: >>> http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar...s-anal-cavity/ >>> >>> Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity >>> >>> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari >>> capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 >>> kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. >> >>It must have been beef bacon because that story sounds like a lot of >>bull. Twelve kilos of bacon.... 27 pounds..... shoved up his ass? > >I know, I was wondering about that myself. Note also the quantity on >display in the pic, doesnt look like 27lb of bacon to me. > >>Go to >>a grocery store and stack up 27 one pound packages of bacon. Use you >>imagination to picture it without the packaging. I can think of a >>couple people here who might enjoy fantasies about having it shoved up >>their butts, but in the real world, I just can't see it happening. > >Might have to do a little research on this story... http://dohanews.co/no-man-not-facing...g-bacon-qatar/ |
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On 2016-06-19 5:10 PM, Je�us wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:04:33 -0400, Dave Smith > > wrote: > >> On 2016-06-19 4:24 PM, Je?us wrote: >>> http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar...s-anal-cavity/ >>> >>> Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity >>> >>> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari >>> capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 >>> kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. >> >> It must have been beef bacon because that story sounds like a lot of >> bull. Twelve kilos of bacon.... 27 pounds..... shoved up his ass? > > I know, I was wondering about that myself. Note also the quantity on > display in the pic, doesnt look like 27lb of bacon to me. I confess that I didn't read that far because I went to Snopes and to Google to try to find a site that would debunk it.... and failed. Those look more like one pound packs. The asshole, which he obviously must be, must be nuts. If he could cram that much bacon up his ass he would have been way further ahead by putting his peculiar talent to use smuggling drugs or diamonds. Twenty seven pounds of bacon would sell for about the same price as two grams of cocaine. > >> Go to >> a grocery store and stack up 27 one pound packages of bacon. Use you >> imagination to picture it without the packaging. I can think of a >> couple people here who might enjoy fantasies about having it shoved up >> their butts, but in the real world, I just can't see it happening. > > Might have to do a little research on this story... I am not sure it is something I would want to look into ;-) > |
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On 6/19/2016 5:04 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> It must have been beef bacon because that story sounds like a lot of > bull. Twelve kilos of bacon.... 27 pounds..... shoved up his ass? Go to > a grocery store and stack up 27 one pound packages of bacon. Use you > imagination to picture it without the packaging. I can think of a > couple people here who might enjoy fantasies about having it shoved up > their butts, but in the real world, I just can't see it happening. FWIW, contraband usually gets there via the normal route. Still seems like an unbelievable story. nancy |
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On Sunday, June 19, 2016 at 4:29:05 PM UTC-5, Nancy Young wrote:
> On 6/19/2016 5:04 PM, Dave Smith wrote: > > > It must have been beef bacon because that story sounds like a lot of > > bull. Twelve kilos of bacon.... 27 pounds..... shoved up his ass? Go to > > a grocery store and stack up 27 one pound packages of bacon. Use you > > imagination to picture it without the packaging. I can think of a > > couple people here who might enjoy fantasies about having it shoved up > > their butts, but in the real world, I just can't see it happening. > > FWIW, contraband usually gets there via the normal route. In smuggling, concealment in body cavities is common. Women have had fake pregnancies concealed contraband. Fake breasts too! > > Still seems like an unbelievable story. > > nancy Totally plausible! John Kuthe.... |
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> > On Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:04:33 -0400, Dave Smith > > wrote: > > >On 2016-06-19 4:24 PM, Je?us wrote: > >> http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar...s-anal-cavity/ > >> > >> Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity > >> > >> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari > >> capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 > >> kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. > > > >It must have been beef bacon because that story sounds like a lot of > >bull. Twelve kilos of bacon.... 27 pounds..... shoved up his ass? > > I know, I was wondering about that myself. Note also the quantity on > display in the pic, doesnt look like 27lb of bacon to me. > > >Go to > >a grocery store and stack up 27 one pound packages of bacon. Use you > >imagination to picture it without the packaging. I can think of a > >couple people here who might enjoy fantasies about having it shoved up > >their butts, but in the real world, I just can't see it happening. > > Might have to do a little research on this story... The story claims "12 kilograms (27 lbs) " Nobody's anal cavity would accommodate that much. The pic looks more like 1.2 kg, which is 2.7 lbs. I'm betting someone left out the decimal places. Janet UK |
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On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 00:40:21 +0100, Janet > wrote:
>In article >, says... >> >> On Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:04:33 -0400, Dave Smith >> > wrote: >> >> >On 2016-06-19 4:24 PM, Je?us wrote: >> >> http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar...s-anal-cavity/ >> >> >> >> Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity >> >> >> >> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari >> >> capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 >> >> kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. >> > >> >It must have been beef bacon because that story sounds like a lot of >> >bull. Twelve kilos of bacon.... 27 pounds..... shoved up his ass? >> >> I know, I was wondering about that myself. Note also the quantity on >> display in the pic, doesnt look like 27lb of bacon to me. >> >> >Go to >> >a grocery store and stack up 27 one pound packages of bacon. Use you >> >imagination to picture it without the packaging. I can think of a >> >couple people here who might enjoy fantasies about having it shoved up >> >their butts, but in the real world, I just can't see it happening. >> >> Might have to do a little research on this story... > > The story claims "12 kilograms (27 lbs) " > Nobody's anal cavity would accommodate that much. > > The pic looks more like 1.2 kg, which is 2.7 lbs. > I'm betting someone left out the decimal places. Even looking at the pic, no way somebody's going to cram all that up their Trump. |
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On 2016-06-19, Jeus > wrote:
> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari > capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 > kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. Who would wanna buy butt-hole bacon? 8| nb |
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On Sunday, June 19, 2016 at 6:40:24 PM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
> In article >, says... > > > > On Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:04:33 -0400, Dave Smith > > > wrote: > > > > >On 2016-06-19 4:24 PM, Je?us wrote: > > >> http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar...s-anal-cavity/ > > >> > > >> Qatar: Man Arrested For Smuggling Bacon In His Anal Cavity > > >> > > >> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari > > >> capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 > > >> kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. > > > > > >It must have been beef bacon because that story sounds like a lot of > > >bull. Twelve kilos of bacon.... 27 pounds..... shoved up his ass? > > > > I know, I was wondering about that myself. Note also the quantity on > > display in the pic, doesnt look like 27lb of bacon to me. > > > > >Go to > > >a grocery store and stack up 27 one pound packages of bacon. Use you > > >imagination to picture it without the packaging. I can think of a > > >couple people here who might enjoy fantasies about having it shoved up > > >their butts, but in the real world, I just can't see it happening. > > > > Might have to do a little research on this story... > > The story claims "12 kilograms (27 lbs) " > Nobody's anal cavity would accommodate that much. > > The pic looks more like 1.2 kg, which is 2.7 lbs. > I'm betting someone left out the decimal places. > > Janet UK Exaggerating the ampounts of contraband seized is very common for sensational effect! John Kuthe... |
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On Sun, 19 Jun 2016 17:04:33 -0400, Dave Smith
> wrote: >It must have been beef bacon because that story sounds like a lot of >bull. Twelve kilos of bacon.... 27 pounds..... shoved up his ass? Go to >a grocery store and stack up 27 one pound packages of bacon. Use you >imagination to picture it without the packaging. I can think of a >couple people here who might enjoy fantasies about having it shoved up >their butts, but in the real world, I just can't see it happening. >> that's a pretty convincing photo on the website...those 50 lashes will probably kill the man William |
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On 20 Jun 2016 01:09:37 GMT, notbob > wrote:
>On 2016-06-19, Jeus > wrote: > >> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari >> capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 >> kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. > >Who would wanna buy butt-hole bacon? 8| I'm sure there are some out there who would want to (don't ask me why). |
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On 6/21/2016 12:34 AM, Je�us wrote:
> On 20 Jun 2016 01:09:37 GMT, notbob > wrote: > >> On 2016-06-19, Jeßus > wrote: >> >>> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari >>> capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 >>> kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. >> >> Who would wanna buy butt-hole bacon? 8| > > I'm sure there are some out there who would want to (don't ask me > why). I'm sure it's the same way as cocaine, no one tells the buyer the stuff traveled through someone's digestive system in a condom. nancy |
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On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 08:22:49 -0400, Nancy Young
> wrote: >On 6/21/2016 12:34 AM, Je?us wrote: >> On 20 Jun 2016 01:09:37 GMT, notbob > wrote: >> >>> On 2016-06-19, Jeus > wrote: >>> >>>> Customs officers at the Hamad International Airport, in the Qatari >>>> capital, have arrested a Yemeni man attempting to smuggle more than 12 >>>> kilograms (27 lbs) of sliced bacon hidden in his anal cavity. >>> >>> Who would wanna buy butt-hole bacon? 8| >> >> I'm sure there are some out there who would want to (don't ask me >> why). > >I'm sure it's the same way as cocaine, no one tells the buyer >the stuff traveled through someone's digestive system in a >condom. Yes, no real need to disclose the transportation method. |
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