Post-chreeded sheese, the BANE of all folger's commercials~!

BAN the taint(ed) shredders that folger's uses to shred cheese into
their coffee grains. BAND together and fight for coffee rights. BANK
your basketball off the backboard. BUILD A BANK FULL OF WOOD~!

I get that you, cr00kin', are not a fan of the bread times.

Now, here to bake a grand passion of fruit bread, I implore you:

Direc:

Add teflon to your blender, and enjoy the sound of blended plastic.
Then, when the plastic has flown all over the place, throw a jar of
peanut butter across the room into the blender, shattering the glass jar
into pieces! Continue to blend the shards of glass, peanut butter, and
teflon into an agonizing flurry of chaos, and to top it off, add a
butter of whipped creamsacks into the mix.

There you have it, one ****ed off customer.

Chimpanzee,
Shelumeo Rappunso

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