On Wednesday, July 6, 2016 at 9:14:22 AM UTC-10, Bruce wrote:
> In article >,
> dsihoo.com says...
> >
> > On Tuesday, July 5, 2016 at 11:36:03 PM UTC-10, Bruce wrote:
> > > In article >,
> > > dsi10com says...
> > > >
> > > > On Tuesday, July 5, 2016 at 9:23:18 PM UTC-10, Ophelia wrote:
> > >
> > > > > I never said anything about us not cursing. Why do people not read
> > > > > what I said which was just that I DIDN'T EXPECT IT FROM THAT PERSON.
> > > > >
> > > > > Everything around here, if someone doesn't like what is written gets twisted
> > > > > until they think the have a complaint!!!
> > > > >
> > > > I'm not complaining at all. It's just the truth. I think it's cute as
> > > > all hell. We should have more Brit influences in the states.
> > >
> > > And have a Texit?
> >
> > It can't happen here. Not anymore.
>
> No haxit either?

Oh, that's entirely different.

http://www.dmzhawaii.org/wp-content/...09/01/1831.jpg

On Wed, 6 Jul 2016 20:19:06 +0100, "Ophelia" >
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> "sf" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On Wed, 6 Jul 2016 12:14:04 +0100, "Ophelia" >
> > wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> We call people who are a bit overweight 'chubby'
> >
> > Everybody does (when they're being nice).
>
> Ahhh so you are used to it used like that then?

Yes.

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On 7/6/2016 2:45 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
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> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
> ...
>> On 7/5/2016 11:37 PM, sf wrote:
>>> You're right. I like to try new things without knowing exactly what
>>> to do too.
>>
>> She didn't say she didn't know what to "do" [with it], she said she
>> didn't know what it was. Some kind of "tubular meat" was her
>> description. Surely whatever it was had a label?
>
> There were 4 different kinds.

Yeah, and you said "Not sure what two of them are".

Jill

Julie Bove wrote:
>
> She didn't say she didn't know what to "do" [with it], she said she
> didn't know what it was. Some kind of "tubular meat" was her
> description. Surely whatever it was had a label?

Actually hotdogs/sausages are not tubular, they're cylindrical...
tubes have a central hole, like a pipe/ziti... calling hotdogs
tubesteak is a misnomer

On 7/6/2016 9:30 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> She didn't say she didn't know what to "do" [with it], she said she
>> didn't know what it was. Some kind of "tubular meat" was her
>> description. Surely whatever it was had a label?
>
> Actually hotdogs/sausages are not tubular, they're cylindrical...
> tubes have a central hole, like a pipe/ziti... calling hotdogs
> tubesteak is a misnomer
>

The casing is tubular so it would be "streak" stuffed in a tube.

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
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> On 7/6/2016 2:45 PM, Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> On 7/5/2016 11:37 PM, sf wrote:
>>>> You're right. I like to try new things without knowing exactly what
>>>> to do too.
>>>
>>> She didn't say she didn't know what to "do" [with it], she said she
>>> didn't know what it was. Some kind of "tubular meat" was her
>>> description. Surely whatever it was had a label?
>>
>> There were 4 different kinds.
>
> Yeah, and you said "Not sure what two of them are".

Yes. I couldn't remember what they were. Because so many people asked, I
looked at the labels.

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing *** Queer *** Guzzling
Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, in
m> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> Julie likes "tubular meat"? LOL! Sounds a lot like Fakey Fudge Monkey!

Chimpy reserved the space below for himself... he refers to himself as
Fakey Fudge Monkey now... it's his stage name... in his Tijuana donkey
show. LOL

> (This space reserved for anyone in AUK who thinks I'm referring to him
> to reply)
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LOL!

Chimpy the fudge monkey has insisted for *years* that a vagina was
actually "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words)
because he's *so* *** that even when he looks straight at a vagina,
all he sees is "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's
words). That's because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry"
(Chimpy's words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant ***
Lying Faggot Slut". LOL

Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that
picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
*best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.

How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered
version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangly
bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love"
actually had male dangly bits? LOL!

A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
"Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will
immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's
gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia"
and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you with
my purse!" LOL!

Take, for instance, this emoticon:

And now I'll change it to: :-)

But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon because
he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was
actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a
"man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to
insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore
that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which
makes him the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words) LOL

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She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| ' `. ASSHOLE | :
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\ | / v \\ :
/\ \/ _-- __| \ |
/ \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
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\,___\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
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| / /\| <_____) | (___> / \
BOOB | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
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| / / VAGINA \ |
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that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away",
this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
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Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!

Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive
crash. LOL!

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Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's
words) "did to his asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's
words), an experience that was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste
back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused him to become the
"poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words)
who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass"
(Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words),
"He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words) and "You will
now suck my penis until I am sufficiently pleasured." (Chimpy's words
to a dude in a dress).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-****ing his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
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But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a *** vibe
that he is molested everywhere he goes:
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I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up
from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying
face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can
spit now.
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Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:
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I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about
waking up from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles,
laying face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you
*you* can spit now.
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But apparently Chimpy's *so* *** he does need to "worry" (read: hope)
that he wakes up in that condition. LOL

So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He
drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and
shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove
iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you
pounnnnnd.".

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.

You ignorant *** lying faggot slut.

<snicker>

--

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
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In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
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In which Checkmate confesses his desire to **** who he claims is a
guy:
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In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely **** a male dog:
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In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
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In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
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Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
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Checkmate's so *** he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
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Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the **** down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: > - Oxy, Neurontin
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MID: > - Norco
MID: > - Vicodin
MID: > - Oxycodone, Vicodin
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MID: > - Vicodin
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MID: > - Marijuana
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Alprazolam
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Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
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Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
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"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
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"Diddle me!"

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"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
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"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

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"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
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"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

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"Best you keester a kielbasa."

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"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

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"If you see a dick, suck it."

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"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

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"Pump a rump."

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"You gerbils are always in the dark."

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"I gotta *** named Guido from Jersey"

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"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

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"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

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"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

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To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

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"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

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"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
*** by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
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What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

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