Heya shite likers~!

It's time for a new episode of "TAINT BAD" by the Cr00kin' Network,
exclusively nowhere!

On today's episode, Sollog gives us a new recipe that will be also
unveiled on his new cooking-inspired website, www.cookitius.org

Heya Sollog

Sollog - "Hey Bork, I've got a great assumption today called the Russian
Attack Sandwich. It's a sandwich, but it's also an assumption that
Russia will attack someone someday at some unspecified time."

Bork - "That's definite."

Sollog - "Yump, here's the news:"

Russian Attack Sandwich:
- 1 pint of borscht
- 32 hamburger patties, stolen from McDonald's
- 1 episode of Ninja Turtles on VHS (probably from the Burger King Kid's
Club giveaways during the 90s)
- A whole lotta gunpowder

Sollog - "Here's the direc. First, eat a shitload of borscht, then
throw the stolen hamburger patties at your neighbor's house (especially
if you live in Winter Park, Florida like I do). Then, put on the Ninja
Turtles VHS tape to a cathode ray TV, and sniff the gunpowder. You're
gonna be the one attacking Russia!"

Well there you have it folks, a nut job giving you another excellent
piece of sometime.

Janking Yer Butt,
SHALLOOLEYO Rasputin (Gavin)

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