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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class.
Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me you are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
In message >, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
> writes >Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. > >Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class >comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me >you are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. > > Seems like rather a low figure Colonel. -- Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate) http://www.mindfulselfcompassion.org..._downloads.php (Mindful Self Compassion - Christopher Germer) "actually I was told I was getting a DoW# for being a "breath of fresh air." - Mister Smartypants in AUK. Most Boring poster ever (along with Fakey) "Better quality than Sw, MM, MSp, idlehands and Doctor WTF combined." Dave "Yads" Yaderley Janitor's BFF #4 #shitcanjillians Taking Over USENET 1 newsgroup at a time. --- This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. https://www.avast.com/antivirus |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
On 8/4/2016 9:33 AM, Bill Jillians wrote:
> In message >, Colonel Edmund J. Burke > > writes >> Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. >> >> Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class >> comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me >> you are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. >> >> > > Seems like rather a low figure Colonel. > Indeed. The U.S. is experiencing the tribulations of the Roman Empire in its late phase of disillusionment and disorder, which brought about the Dark Ages. |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote in message ... On 8/4/2016 9:53 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > In article >, > says... > > >> >> Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. >> >> Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class >> comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me you >> are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. > > Swear to allah, I had a dream about Chelsea Clinton and some other girl > last night. Chelsea was sucking my face, and then I asked her a buncha > stuff about what it's like to live with mommy and daddy's political > bullshit 24/7. Then she wanted me to come over the next day, but I was > going to be with the other girl, and I was trying to figure out what I > was going to tell her. Then the phone rang and woke me up... saved by > the bell! > Chelsea's kinda hawt now, but I know wot she'll look like in 30 years and it ain't pretty. Hawt?! Omigawd, Kernel. She looks like Webb Hubbel now and she'll look like him 30 years from now. |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
In article >,
says... > > On 8/4/2016 9:53 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > > In article >, > > says... > > > > > >> > >> Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. > >> > >> Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class > >> comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me you > >> are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. > > > > Swear to allah, I had a dream about Chelsea Clinton and some other girl > > last night. Chelsea was sucking my face, and then I asked her a buncha > > stuff about what it's like to live with mommy and daddy's political > > bullshit 24/7. Then she wanted me to come over the next day, but I was > > going to be with the other girl, and I was trying to figure out what I > > was going to tell her. Then the phone rang and woke me up... saved by > > the bell! > > > > Chelsea's kinda hawt now, but I know wot she'll look like in 30 years > and it ain't pretty. That goes for most of us. -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, Official Ko0K Wrangler AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
In article >, says...
> > "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote in message > ... > > On 8/4/2016 9:53 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > > In article >, > > says... > > > > > >> > >> Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. > >> > >> Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class > >> comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me you > >> are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. > > > > Swear to allah, I had a dream about Chelsea Clinton and some other girl > > last night. Chelsea was sucking my face, and then I asked her a buncha > > stuff about what it's like to live with mommy and daddy's political > > bullshit 24/7. Then she wanted me to come over the next day, but I was > > going to be with the other girl, and I was trying to figure out what I > > was going to tell her. Then the phone rang and woke me up... saved by > > the bell! > > > > Chelsea's kinda hawt now, but I know wot she'll look like in 30 years > and it ain't pretty. > > Hawt?! Omigawd, Kernel. She looks like Webb Hubbel now and she'll look like > him 30 years from now. I haven't seen her lately, but she sure had a bangin' body. -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, Official Ko0K Wrangler AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
On 04/08/2016 12:24 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article >, says... > > >> >> "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote in message >> ... >> >> On 8/4/2016 9:53 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >>> In article >, >>> says... >>> >>> >>>> >>>> Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. >>>> >>>> Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class >>>> comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me you >>>> are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. >>> >>> Swear to allah, I had a dream about Chelsea Clinton and some other girl >>> last night. Chelsea was sucking my face, and then I asked her a buncha >>> stuff about what it's like to live with mommy and daddy's political >>> bullshit 24/7. Then she wanted me to come over the next day, but I was >>> going to be with the other girl, and I was trying to figure out what I >>> was going to tell her. Then the phone rang and woke me up... saved by >>> the bell! >>> >> >> Chelsea's kinda hawt now, but I know wot she'll look like in 30 years >> and it ain't pretty. >> >> Hawt?! Omigawd, Kernel. She looks like Webb Hubbel now and she'll look like >> him 30 years from now. > > I haven't seen her lately, but she sure had a bangin' body. > Does she have the fat arms? |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
On 8/4/2016 11:17 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article >, > says... > > >> >> On 8/4/2016 9:53 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: >>> In article >, >>> says... >>> >>> >>>> >>>> Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. >>>> >>>> Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class >>>> comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me you >>>> are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. >>> >>> Swear to allah, I had a dream about Chelsea Clinton and some other girl >>> last night. Chelsea was sucking my face, and then I asked her a buncha >>> stuff about what it's like to live with mommy and daddy's political >>> bullshit 24/7. Then she wanted me to come over the next day, but I was >>> going to be with the other girl, and I was trying to figure out what I >>> was going to tell her. Then the phone rang and woke me up... saved by >>> the bell! >>> >> >> Chelsea's kinda hawt now, but I know wot she'll look like in 30 years >> and it ain't pretty. > > That goes for most of us. > Uh, sorry I mentioned it. |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
In article >, ricksabian1
@gmail.com says... > > In article >, > says... > > > > > > Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. > > > > Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class > > comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me you > > are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. > > Swear to allah, I had a dream about Chelsea Clinton and some other girl > last night. Chelsea was sucking my face, and then I asked her a buncha > stuff about what it's like to live with mommy and daddy's political > bullshit 24/7. Then she wanted me to come over the next day, but I was > going to be with the other girl, and I was trying to figure out what I > was going to tell her. Then the phone rang and woke me up... saved by > the bell! Wat if it was her calling to see if you was coming by? |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
In article >, says...
> > On 04/08/2016 12:24 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > > In article >, says... > > > > > >> > >> "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote in message > >> ... > >> > >> On 8/4/2016 9:53 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >>> In article >, > >>> says... > >>> > >>> > >>>> > >>>> Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. > >>>> > >>>> Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class > >>>> comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me you > >>>> are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. > >>> > >>> Swear to allah, I had a dream about Chelsea Clinton and some other girl > >>> last night. Chelsea was sucking my face, and then I asked her a buncha > >>> stuff about what it's like to live with mommy and daddy's political > >>> bullshit 24/7. Then she wanted me to come over the next day, but I was > >>> going to be with the other girl, and I was trying to figure out what I > >>> was going to tell her. Then the phone rang and woke me up... saved by > >>> the bell! > >>> > >> > >> Chelsea's kinda hawt now, but I know wot she'll look like in 30 years > >> and it ain't pretty. > >> > >> Hawt?! Omigawd, Kernel. She looks like Webb Hubbel now and she'll look like > >> him 30 years from now. > > > > I haven't seen her lately, but she sure had a bangin' body. > > > > Does she have the fat arms? Not as I recall, or she'd already be a blimp by now. -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, Official Ko0K Wrangler AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
In article >, says...
> > On 8/4/2016 11:17 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > > In article >, > > says... > > > > > >> > >> On 8/4/2016 9:53 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > >>> In article >, > >>> says... > >>> > >>> > >>>> > >>>> Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. > >>>> > >>>> Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class > >>>> comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me you > >>>> are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. > >>> > >>> Swear to allah, I had a dream about Chelsea Clinton and some other girl > >>> last night. Chelsea was sucking my face, and then I asked her a buncha > >>> stuff about what it's like to live with mommy and daddy's political > >>> bullshit 24/7. Then she wanted me to come over the next day, but I was > >>> going to be with the other girl, and I was trying to figure out what I > >>> was going to tell her. Then the phone rang and woke me up... saved by > >>> the bell! > >>> > >> > >> Chelsea's kinda hawt now, but I know wot she'll look like in 30 years > >> and it ain't pretty. > > > > That goes for most of us. > > > Uh, sorry I mentioned it. Yeah, you know what "we're" going to look like in thirty years... ****in' dead. -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, Official Ko0K Wrangler AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
In article >,
says... > > In article >, ricksabian1 > @gmail.com says... > > > > In article >, > > says... > > > > > > > > > > Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. > > > > > > Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class > > > comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me you > > > are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. > > > > Swear to allah, I had a dream about Chelsea Clinton and some other girl > > last night. Chelsea was sucking my face, and then I asked her a buncha > > stuff about what it's like to live with mommy and daddy's political > > bullshit 24/7. Then she wanted me to come over the next day, but I was > > going to be with the other girl, and I was trying to figure out what I > > was going to tell her. Then the phone rang and woke me up... saved by > > the bell! > > Wat if it was her calling to see if you was coming by? It wasn't. It was a customer placing an order. It was still a pretty ****ing weird dream, though. I think if the phone hadn't rung, I might have been able to pork her. -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, Official Ko0K Wrangler AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
On Thu, 04 Aug 2016 09:53:54 -0700, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> On 8/4/2016 9:33 AM, Bill Jillians wrote: >> In message >, Colonel Edmund J. Burke >> > writes >>> Hillary said she plans to raise taxes on the Middle Class. >>> >>> Newsflash for Hillary "Carpet Muncher" Clinton: The middle class >>> comprises less than 2% of America in 2016. This fact alone tells me >>> you are fulla shit, ya dumb bitch. >>> >>> >>> >> Seems like rather a low figure Colonel. >> >> > Indeed. The U.S. is experiencing the tribulations of the Roman Empire > in its late phase of disillusionment and disorder, which brought about > the Dark Ages. Shit, kensi was right: a stopped clock *is* right occasionally. <snicker> The next phase will, obviously, be an event analogous to the dividing of the empire into the relatively healthy Eastern Roman Empire and the disintegrating Western Roman Empire. In the present paradigm of international relationships, that will take the form of the world ceasing to use USD as its primary reserve currency. The early movements in that direction are happening. Want to know why Germany is rapidly installing renewable energy? They mean to rely entirely on wind and Russian natural gas soon, and wholly on renewables later on; as soon as they can get by without oil, they no longer have any use for USD, whose use is forced by the petro-dollar system. Once they are divested from oil they can divest from the dollar, and the sinking United States will no longer be a boat- anchor wrapped around their neck. Other nations are at various points along similar trajectories, and still others are looking to break the back of the petro-dollar arrangement itself and get Saudi Arabia to accept other currencies. Once the transition is well under way, the decline of the US (and Saudi Arabia) will accelerate, while Europe and much of the rest of the world will make like the Eastern Roman Empire and prosper for an additional thousand years or what-have-you. At that time, or in the event that Trump is elected, I intend to jump ship myself. I wonder what Iceland's immigration policies are like? Jeg snakker litt norsk. Π₯ΠΎΡΡ ΡΡΠΎ ΠΈ Π½Π΅ ΡΠ°ΠΊ, ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ ΡΠ·ΡΠΊ ΠΌΠΎΠΈΡ ΠΏΡΠ΅Π΄ΠΊΠΎΠ². |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
In message >, "Checkmate,
DoW #1" > writes >In article >, lid >says... > > >> The next phase will, obviously, be an event analogous to the dividing of >> the empire into the relatively healthy Eastern Roman Empire and the >> disintegrating Western Roman Empire. In the present paradigm of >> international relationships, that will take the form of the world ceasing >> to use USD as its primary reserve currency. The early movements in that >> direction are happening. Want to know why Germany is rapidly installing >> renewable energy? They mean to rely entirely on wind and Russian natural >> gas soon, and wholly on renewables later on; as soon as they can get by >> without oil, they no longer have any use for USD, whose use is forced by >> the petro-dollar system. Once they are divested from oil they can divest >> from the dollar, and the sinking United States will no longer be a boat- >> anchor wrapped around their neck. Other nations are at various points >> along similar trajectories, and still others are looking to break the >> back of the petro-dollar arrangement itself and get Saudi Arabia to >> accept other currencies. >> >> Once the transition is well under way, the decline of the US (and Saudi >> Arabia) will accelerate, while Europe and much of the rest of the world >> will make like the Eastern Roman Empire and prosper for an additional >> thousand years or what-have-you. >> >> At that time, or in the event that Trump is elected, I intend to jump >> ship myself. > >There will be few safe havens the next time the shit hits the fan. I >can assure you that a serious problem with the US economy will spread >like Ebola. Are you ready for WW III? I give it ten years, tops. > > Of course you do dear. Keep taking the tablets. -- Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate) http://www.mindfulselfcompassion.org..._downloads.php (Mindful Self Compassion - Christopher Germer) "actually I was told I was getting a DoW# for being a "breath of fresh air." - Mister Smartypants in AUK. Most Boring poster ever (along with Fakey) "Better quality than Sw, MM, MSp, idlehands and Doctor WTF combined." Dave "Yads" Yaderley Janitor's BFF #4 #shitcanjillians Taking Over USENET 1 newsgroup at a time. --- This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. https://www.avast.com/antivirus |
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WHY HILLARY IS A LYING SAC O' SHIT: Reason number 245,875
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing *** Queer *** Guzzling Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, Cock Hoppers of the World #1, in m> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > There will be few safe havens the next time the shit hits the fan. I > can assure you that a serious problem with the US economy will spread > like Ebola. Are you ready for WW III? I give it ten years, tops. But... but Chimpy, the last time you went all paranoid and crazy, you gave it two years, tops. Remember? So the change reflects an adjustment in your meds, apparently. <snicker> Chimpy the drugged-out doomsday conspiracy theorist is going all wild-eyed hair-pulling tower-climbing conspiracy theory CRAAAaaaaaZZZzzY. Again. LOL ========================= MID: > aka "CAN'T TRUST NO ONE!!" "It's coming, and nowhere in the world will be safe for long when it does." MID: > aka "THEY'RE COMING FOR MEEEEEEE!" "The biggest terrorist organization in the world is the American Government, and particularly the CIA. Now that PRISM has my comments in their database, I'm sure Homeland Security will be out to round me up when the coming purge is implemented." MID: > aka "DUCK! HERE IT COMES!!!!" "BTW, I have a feeling the shit is going to hit the fan real soon now. My best guess is within two years, all hell is going to break loose." MID: > aka "THEY ADJUSTED MY MEDS!!!! BUT NOT ENOUGH!!" "There will be few safe havens the next time the shit hits the fan. I can assure you that a serious problem with the US economy will spread like Ebola. Are you ready for WW III? I give it ten years, tops." MID: > aka "I'M PRACTICING MY POST-APOCALYPTIC BLATHER." "You'll learn to envy the dead some day." MID: > aka "KILL THEM ALL!!" "If I have to go out in a blaze of glory, so be it, because I'm going to take a whole bunch of mother****ers with me." ========================= Chimpy's gonna shoot up a *** bar. LOL > Paul! I found a safe haven! Get in, quick! > .-''''''. > ,''. ,,. ', > .0?, _? '; -,,.,,,,___ > ( (_, , @),/',;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,,. > "\,"_'/ ,--- , ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, > (_..,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;, > ';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,., , > ',.-''' ;;;;;;;;;;;'' ___\___ ', > '., ';;;;;;;;' / \ ', > ', ';;;;;; | | , > ', \;;;; \,______,/ , > ', \;;,',,,,,..........:............; > , ,, ,'"...::::::::::::::::::::::::: > '., ''', , , Β―;. ' ,-." , Β―, ' , > '' ',, ,, Β―, ''' ,' > '., .'?--Β― ',., .",-.-., > ', ; Β― / \, , > ,.'__,..?..,-.'__,..?.,,,,_\ > (;;;;;;;;";;;;;,\Β―\,;;;;;;;;  > """""""""""""""" """""""""" LOL! Chimpy the fudge monkey has insisted for *years* that a vagina was actually "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words) because he's *so* *** that even when he looks straight at a vagina, all he sees is "a man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words). That's because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant *** Lying Faggot Slut". LOL Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the *best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image. Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive crash. LOL! Message-ID: > ================================================== ============== She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a rock of crack as payment. She was... / \ \ / \ | | | | | ' `. ASSHOLE | : \ | | \| | \ | / v \\ : /\ \/ _-- __| \ | / \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ | | \_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| | \ \ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / | \,___\ < ___) ______ (_____> / ^ /\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\ | / /\| <_____) | (___> / \ BOOB | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \ | \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \ | \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /| | \ / \ / | | \_ / ^ \ _/ | | / | \ | | / / VAGINA \ | | / / \ | | / | | | | | | that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away", this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller. ================================================== ============== Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar territory. LOL! ================================================== ============= Message-ID: > Message-ID: > Message-ID: > Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's words) "did to his asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's words), an experience that was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused him to become the "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words) who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words), "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words) and "You will now suck my penis until I am sufficiently pleasured." (Chimpy's words to a dude in a dress). One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he was butt-****ing his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words). ================================================== ============= But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a *** vibe that he is molested everywhere he goes: Message-ID: > ================================================== ============= I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can spit now. ================================================== ============= Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words: ================================================== ============= I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about waking up from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles, laying face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you *you* can spit now. ================================================== ============= But apparently Chimpy's *so* *** he does need to "worry" (read: hope) that he wakes up in that condition. LOL So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you pounnnnnd.". Melt, Chimpy, melt. Froth, Chimpy, froth. Dance, Chimpy, dance! Muahahaha, etc. You ignorant *** lying faggot slut. <snicker> -- FNVWe: "The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again." In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men: MID: > MID: > In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long: MID: > In which Checkmate confesses his desire to **** who he claims is a guy: MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely **** a male dog: MID: > MID: > MID: > In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish: MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again): MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random objects: MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > Checkmate's so *** he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man: MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > MID: > Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates his prescription drug abuse to "calm the **** down" (Chimpy's words): MID: > - Oxy, Neurontin MID: > - Oxy, Vicodin MID: > - Norco MID: > - Vicodin MID: > - Oxycodone, Vicodin MID: > - Xanax MID: > - N2O MID: > - Vicodin MID: > - Vicodin MID: > - Marijuana MID: > - Vicodin MID: > - Amphetamine (!) MID: > - Vicodin MID: > - Vicodin MID: > - Ecstasy MID: > - Vicodin MID: > - Norco MID: > - Norco MID: > - N2O MID: > - N2O MID: > - Hydrocodone, Alprazolam MID: > - Percocet MID: > - Kratom Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms: ===================================== Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle: Message-ID: > "How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil company?" Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude: MID: > "Diddle me!" MID: > "Trojans are a condiment." Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris: MID: > "Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer." MID: > "Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!" Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches: MID: > "Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your butt." MID: > "Best you keester a kielbasa." Message-ID: > "Brag about it to my dick." "My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?" MID: > "If you see a dick, suck it." MID: > "The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo." MID: > "Pump a rump." MID: > "You gerbils are always in the dark." MID: > MID: > "I gotta *** named Guido from Jersey" MID: > "If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong." MID: > "Hitler would have made a damned good Queen." MID: > "Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave." MID: > To a nearly toothless man: "I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out." So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not *fully* toothless men. LOL MID: > "If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?" Chimpy likes to watch. LOL MID: > "Suck my clit." Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being *** by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL MID: > ===================================== What a FAG! Melt, Chimpy, melt. Froth, Chimpy, froth. Dance, Chimpy, dance! <snicker> /\ Properly known as Bill \ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle \ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more. Accept no substitutes... if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook. databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE: all branches of the same malignant tree. Message-ID: > Message-ID: > Message-ID: > Message-ID: > Message-ID: > Message-ID: > |
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