Sanblasting the ballast as always, Rio Rimply gives you a SIMPLY
wondering recipe of epic Citi Bank legal issues~!

Ingredes:

1 big ass salami
1 Slim Jim pepperoni stick
1 Easy Bake Oven (1982 model)
20 white shirts
3 cats
1 Charles Barkley

Direc:

Slice the big ass salami gingerly while throwing the slices at both the
three cats and Charles Barkley. Then eat the slim Jim yourself so you
feel sick, and put the white shirts in the fire prone 1982 model Easy
Bake Oven. When fire breaks out, be sure to do use with water, as this
is an electrical fire, easy to do use with water. When you realize
water makes an electrical fire worse, you feel sick to your stomach
feom the slim Jim and puke all over the electrical fire, successfully
making it worse, as the pepperoni has a feckload of oil. As the
building burna to the floor, Charles Barkley is still sharing his
salami with the cats, thus success!

Cr00kin, ya suck it.

Love,
Scaley Green

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