You just got married and are on your honeymoon. You're in the livingroom
sitting on the couch in front of the tv, with beer in hand. You're new
bride is in the kitchen, making up some snacks. Suddenly you hear your
bride say:

"Ooohhhh, my sausage is so Hard!"

On 2016-09-23, > wrote:

> "Ooohhhh, my sausage is so Hard!"

Unfortunately, what I heard was, "I think I burnt the water". Not a
good sign. 8|

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