On 11/13/2016 6:00 PM, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> dsi1 wrote:
>> Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>> dsi1 wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I lied to my mother about taking $.25 from the dresser drawer
>>>> It still causes me pain when I think of it over half a century later.
>>>
>>> That's nuts... your mom never noticed "$.25" was missing from a pile
>>> of change, was it all pennies, nickles/dimes, a quarter... normal
>>> people don't type 25¢ like that unless it's a fabrication... odds are
>>> more likely your fercocktah story is a lie. You belong on the couch
>>> with Dr. Phil. You'd be more believable and sound more normal had you
>>> admitted how your mom caught you rummaging through her dresser
>>> checking out her panties and bras. So did your mom commend you for
>>> being a big boy now, did she model her undies for you to see how big a
>>> boy you became, afterwards did she say let's not tell daddy... more
>>> likely your mom gave you a quarter when you promised how it was "our
>>> secret". LOL-LOL
>>
>> We didn't keep piles of change at our house. Looks like you lose again. What did your mother teach you?
>> She sure didn't teach you to respect other women. You consider them to be mostly a collection of body parts.
>> She didn't teach you to not lie or mislead. She didn't teach you how to hold you liquor. She didn't teach you
>> how to live within society which is why you're forced to live away from regular folks.
>> Please re-write your post and submit it when you're sober. Thank you
>
> That you bothered to respond to my spoof indicates that my evaluation
> is 100% correct, mommy's big boy! I bet you examined your little
> sister's noony too. LOL-LOL
> Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha. . . .
>

Now we know where all his Halloween candy got hidden...