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This is pretty much a given. To avoid the Thanksgiving tire thrown in
your face, avoid Burmin'Gas at all costs. Once Vin Diesel gets you in his sights, his photographic memory will never forget you. If on Thanksgiving he sees you, you can be sure you will get a tire through your window. He can be seen standing atop the diesel pumps, amid the fumes and the sunset of Burmin'Gas. He stands alone, no one asking him for his exploits. He stands mightily with his rusty tableknife and old Michelin tire in hand, waiting...waiting for the next poor soul on Thanksgiving to make the mistake of trespassing on the mighty gas station know as... ALLABASMA PETROLEUMO (Latin for Burmin'Gas) Its a scary sight, buy if you manage to get on his good side, he will shout your name as he throws a tire into the window of your neighbor. Stalling the Forklift, Off-Road for NES |
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