What do you expect? I find it hard to believe more people haven't found
a DVD copy of Finding Forrester hidden beneath the toilet in the men's
rooms in participating Hardee's locations. Its an apparent FIASCO
created by Rivers Cuomo, and almost all Hardee's and SHRQQPS
manufacturers are taking to STRIKE after floods of rabid 40 year old
women flocked to the restaurants and warehouses to invade (n. Space
Invader by Ace Frehley) men's bathrooms looking for hidden copies of
Valentine's Day, only to be crushed and devastated to find a copy of
Finding
Forrester
instead.

Hardee's said they thought it would bring more customers to their new
Thick-A$$ Burger line, but all its done is increase the overhead cost
of bathroom maintenance ten-fold.

Giving you real fake news,
Shower Bread