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Well I did go to Walmart yesterday and I looked for that
Nickelodean green slime sauce that Jill freaked about. The
article said that only Walmart sells. Well, I found it right away
in the ketchup section and I bought one. I just had to try it.

Anyway, it's very bright green but it is colored ketchup. I did a
side by side taste test this morning...no noticible difference
between my red ketchup and this stuff. They taste exactly the
same - only difference is the color. It comes in a 20oz bottle
for $2.28.

I wanted to take a counter pic for proof of purchase but my
camera batteries have completely died, won't even work with the
charger plugged in. Instead, I made a cheap pic on my scanner.
It's not so clear but you can see it. I even added my pez ferret
for authenticity. heheh

Anyway, like I said, it tastes exactly like ketchup. I'll give it
to my grandsons when they visit soon or I'll just use it up
myself. It won't go to waste.

Here's my blurry scanner pic -
http://www.hostpic.org/images/1806292151440103.jpg
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On Fri, 29 Jun 2018 12:25:49 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>Well I did go to Walmart yesterday and I looked for that
>Nickelodean green slime sauce that Jill freaked about. The
>article said that only Walmart sells. Well, I found it right away
>in the ketchup section and I bought one. I just had to try it.
>
>Anyway, it's very bright green but it is colored ketchup. I did a
>side by side taste test this morning...no noticible difference
>between my red ketchup and this stuff. They taste exactly the
>same - only difference is the color. It comes in a 20oz bottle
>for $2.28.
>
>I wanted to take a counter pic for proof of purchase but my
>camera batteries have completely died, won't even work with the
>charger plugged in. Instead, I made a cheap pic on my scanner.
>It's not so clear but you can see it. I even added my pez ferret
>for authenticity. heheh
>
>Anyway, like I said, it tastes exactly like ketchup. I'll give it
>to my grandsons when they visit soon or I'll just use it up
>myself. It won't go to waste.
>
>Here's my blurry scanner pic -
> http://www.hostpic.org/images/1806292151440103.jpg


That's the quality of the pictures I received from a woman who used to
post here, she'd sit bare assed on her scanner.

You should be using rechargeable batterys for your camera otherwise
you will lose a lot of good shots.
I've been using these from Panasonic:
https://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-BK-...70_&dpSrc=srch
Amazon now has their own version:
https://www.amazon.com/AmazonBasics-...teries&p sc=1



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On Fri, 29 Jun 2018 12:25:49 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>Well I did go to Walmart yesterday and I looked for that
>Nickelodean green slime sauce that Jill freaked about. The
>article said that only Walmart sells. Well, I found it right away
>in the ketchup section and I bought one. I just had to try it.
>
>Anyway, it's very bright green but it is colored ketchup. I did a
>side by side taste test this morning...no noticible difference
>between my red ketchup and this stuff. They taste exactly the
>same - only difference is the color. It comes in a 20oz bottle
>for $2.28.
>
>I wanted to take a counter pic for proof of purchase but my
>camera batteries have completely died, won't even work with the
>charger plugged in. Instead, I made a cheap pic on my scanner.
>It's not so clear but you can see it. I even added my pez ferret
>for authenticity. heheh
>
>Anyway, like I said, it tastes exactly like ketchup. I'll give it
>to my grandsons when they visit soon or I'll just use it up
>myself. It won't go to waste.
>
>Here's my blurry scanner pic -
> http://www.hostpic.org/images/1806292151440103.jpg


How could it go to waste? It IS waste.

tomato concentrate, high fructose corn syrup, distilled vinegar, corn
syrup, salt, natural flavor, spice, onion powder, 2% or less of color,
FD&C yellow no. 5, FD&C blue no. 1, xanthan gum

The things some people will eat...
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Druce wrote:
> On Fri, 29 Jun 2018 12:25:49 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>
>> Well I did go to Walmart yesterday and I looked for that
>> Nickelodean green slime sauce that Jill freaked about. The
>> article said that only Walmart sells. Well, I found it right away
>> in the ketchup section and I bought one. I just had to try it.
>>
>> Anyway, it's very bright green but it is colored ketchup. I did a
>> side by side taste test this morning...no noticible difference
>> between my red ketchup and this stuff. They taste exactly the
>> same - only difference is the color. It comes in a 20oz bottle
>> for $2.28.
>>
>> I wanted to take a counter pic for proof of purchase but my
>> camera batteries have completely died, won't even work with the
>> charger plugged in. Instead, I made a cheap pic on my scanner.
>> It's not so clear but you can see it. I even added my pez ferret
>> for authenticity. heheh
>>
>> Anyway, like I said, it tastes exactly like ketchup. I'll give it
>> to my grandsons when they visit soon or I'll just use it up
>> myself. It won't go to waste.
>>
>> Here's my blurry scanner pic -
>> http://www.hostpic.org/images/1806292151440103.jpg

>
> How could it go to waste? It IS waste.
>
> tomato concentrate, high fructose corn syrup, distilled vinegar, corn
> syrup, salt, natural flavor, spice, onion powder, 2% or less of color,
> FD&C yellow no. 5, FD&C blue no. 1, xanthan gum
>
> The things some people will eat...
>


I'm thinking about producing a new "meat like" product for devout
evangelical vegetarians, such as yourself.

I will attach a dried chunk of tofu to a cow's tail, hanging it over
it's ass, for a week (to give it wonderful flavor, color, and texture,
appealing to ALL vegetarians).

Then, it will be cut or stamped in the shape of a T-bone steak. Then I
shall add my proprietary vegetarian seasonings. Finally, it will be used
in a "TV dinner" type product, along with various all-natural plant matter.

The retail price will be fairly outrageous, but still in line with most
other vegetarian prepared foods. The marketing is key here, and I will
need product TV commercials at the saturation level.

The ingredient list will be as follows:

All Natural, non GMO soybeans.
Vegetarian seasonings.




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On Fri, 29 Jun 2018 15:53:04 -0500, Hank Rogers >
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>Druce wrote:


>> The things some people will eat...
>>

>
>I'm thinking about producing a new "meat like" product for devout
>evangelical vegetarians, such as yourself.
>
>I will attach a dried chunk of tofu to a cow's tail, hanging it over
>it's ass, for a week (to give it wonderful flavor, color, and texture,
>appealing to ALL vegetarians).
>
>Then, it will be cut or stamped in the shape of a T-bone steak. Then I
>shall add my proprietary vegetarian seasonings. Finally, it will be used
>in a "TV dinner" type product, along with various all-natural plant matter.
>
>The retail price will be fairly outrageous, but still in line with most
>other vegetarian prepared foods. The marketing is key here, and I will
>need product TV commercials at the saturation level.
>
>The ingredient list will be as follows:
>
>All Natural, non GMO soybeans.
>Vegetarian seasonings.


And then you woke up?
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On Sat, 30 Jun 2018 05:33:37 +1000, Druce >
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>On Fri, 29 Jun 2018 13:11:43 -0400, wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 29 Jun 2018 12:25:49 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>>
>>>Well I did go to Walmart yesterday and I looked for that
>>>Nickelodean green slime sauce that Jill freaked about. The
>>>article said that only Walmart sells. Well, I found it right away
>>>in the ketchup section and I bought one. I just had to try it.
>>>
>>>Anyway, it's very bright green but it is colored ketchup. I did a
>>>side by side taste test this morning...no noticible difference
>>>between my red ketchup and this stuff. They taste exactly the
>>>same - only difference is the color. It comes in a 20oz bottle
>>>for $2.28.
>>>
>>>I wanted to take a counter pic for proof of purchase but my
>>>camera batteries have completely died, won't even work with the
>>>charger plugged in. Instead, I made a cheap pic on my scanner.
>>>It's not so clear but you can see it. I even added my pez ferret
>>>for authenticity. heheh
>>>
>>>Anyway, like I said, it tastes exactly like ketchup. I'll give it
>>>to my grandsons when they visit soon or I'll just use it up
>>>myself. It won't go to waste.
>>>
>>>Here's my blurry scanner pic -
>>>
http://www.hostpic.org/images/1806292151440103.jpg
>>
>>That's the quality of the pictures I received from a woman who used to
>>post here, she'd sit bare assed on her scanner.

>
>Some respect for Janet UK's privacy, please!


Janet UK still posts here. This was a woman who no longer posts here,
and she was very proud of her noonie.
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