Dave Smith wrote:
>
> I once
> got into trouble for a stupid prank. There was a cute girl seated in
> front of me and her pig tails were often resting on my desk. Opportunity
> knocks once but temptation leans on the door bell. I dipped the end of
> her right pigtail into my ink pot. I don't think she realized that but
> she probably sensed that something was a miss and jerked her head
> forward, ripping her pig tail from my 10 year old fingers and onto her
> immaculately clean white blouse.

Oh horse crap! Pants on fire, Dave! You never did that, you lying
POS. That old story had been going around forever on movies and
books about the old days. I have read so many stories about
"dipping a girl's pigtail in the ink well." Kiss my ass!

You are so busted with this phony story. Try again. Do not pass
Go, do not collect $200.