I have been buying their blueberry muffins and chocolate brownies for my
gardener. He really seems to like them. I try to get them while on sale but
making my own would be cheaper I'm sure.

I have looked online and all of the recipes I seem to see have flour (gluten
or otherwise) and/or oats in them. He is okay with oats (sand I see that
the originals do contain oats) but would prefer less processed things and
tries not to eat much of any kind of grain based flour. I suppose a brown
rice flour might work or coconut flour, but I would like to stick as closely
as I can to their recipe.

Does anyone have such a recipe?

Here is their website:

https://flax4life.net/

They are cheaper per item online but I'll bet shipping is a killer!

In article >, says...
>
> I have been buying their blueberry muffins and chocolate brownies for my
> gardener. He really seems to like them. I try to get them while on sale but
> making my own would be cheaper I'm sure.
>
> I have looked online and all of the recipes I seem to see have flour (gluten
> or otherwise) and/or oats in them. He is okay with oats (sand I see that
> the originals do contain oats) but would prefer less processed things and
> tries not to eat much of any kind of grain based flour. I suppose a brown
> rice flour might work or coconut flour, but I would like to stick as closely
> as I can to their recipe.
>
> Does anyone have such a recipe?
>
> Here is their website:
>
> https://flax4life.net/
>
> They are cheaper per item online but I'll bet shipping is a killer!

I make gluten-free choc cake with almond flour.

https://healthyrecipesblogs.com/2016...our-chocolate-
cake/

Janet UK

"Janet" > wrote in message
t...
> In article >, says...
>>
>> I have been buying their blueberry muffins and chocolate brownies for my
>> gardener. He really seems to like them. I try to get them while on sale
>> but
>> making my own would be cheaper I'm sure.
>>
>> I have looked online and all of the recipes I seem to see have flour
>> (gluten
>> or otherwise) and/or oats in them. He is okay with oats (sand I see that
>> the originals do contain oats) but would prefer less processed things and
>> tries not to eat much of any kind of grain based flour. I suppose a brown
>> rice flour might work or coconut flour, but I would like to stick as
>> closely
>> as I can to their recipe.
>>
>> Does anyone have such a recipe?
>>
>> Here is their website:
>>
>> https://flax4life.net/
>>
>> They are cheaper per item online but I'll bet shipping is a killer!
>
> I make gluten-free choc cake with almond flour.
>
> https://healthyrecipesblogs.com/2016...our-chocolate-
> cake/

Thanks, but he doesn't eat cake.

In article >, says...
>
> "Janet" > wrote in message
> t...
> > In article >, says...
> >>
> >> I have been buying their blueberry muffins and chocolate brownies for my
> >> gardener. He really seems to like them. I try to get them while on sale
> >> but
> >> making my own would be cheaper I'm sure.
> >>
> >> I have looked online and all of the recipes I seem to see have flour
> >> (gluten
> >> or otherwise) and/or oats in them. He is okay with oats (sand I see that
> >> the originals do contain oats) but would prefer less processed things and
> >> tries not to eat much of any kind of grain based flour. I suppose a brown
> >> rice flour might work or coconut flour, but I would like to stick as
> >> closely
> >> as I can to their recipe.
> >>
> >> Does anyone have such a recipe?
> >>
> >> Here is their website:
> >>
> >> https://flax4life.net/
> >>
> >> They are cheaper per item online but I'll bet shipping is a killer!
> >
> > I make gluten-free choc cake with almond flour.
> >
> > https://healthyrecipesblogs.com/2016...our-chocolate-
> > cake/
>
> Thanks, but he doesn't eat cake.

what the **** does he think chocolate muffins and brownies are ?

Even as I posted that recipe I knew you'd find some way to reject it.

Just use the cake recipe in muffin cases, or bake it in a brownie tin
and cut it into squares.

Will you be needing a geometry lesson to help with that?

Janet UK

On 7/17/2018 8:27 AM, Janet wrote:
> In article >, says...
>>
>> "Janet" > wrote in message
>> t...
>>> In article >, says...
>>>>
>>>> I have been buying their blueberry muffins and chocolate brownies for my
>>>> gardener. He really seems to like them. I try to get them while on sale
>>>> but
>>>> making my own would be cheaper I'm sure.
>>>>
>>>> I have looked online and all of the recipes I seem to see have flour
>>>> (gluten
>>>> or otherwise) and/or oats in them. He is okay with oats (sand I see that
>>>> the originals do contain oats) but would prefer less processed things and
>>>> tries not to eat much of any kind of grain based flour. I suppose a brown
>>>> rice flour might work or coconut flour, but I would like to stick as
>>>> closely
>>>> as I can to their recipe.
>>>>
>>>> Does anyone have such a recipe?
>>>>
>>>> Here is their website:
>>>>
>>>> https://flax4life.net/
>>>>
>>>> They are cheaper per item online but I'll bet shipping is a killer!
>>>
>>> I make gluten-free choc cake with almond flour.
>>>
>>> https://healthyrecipesblogs.com/2016...our-chocolate-
>>> cake/
>>
>> Thanks, but he doesn't eat cake.
>
> what the **** does he think chocolate muffins and brownies are ?
>
They were blueberry muffins, but yes, chocolate brownies. You suggested
almond flour. She declares they aren't cake. Muffins and brownies are
forms of cake. DUH.

> Even as I posted that recipe I knew you'd find some way to reject it.
>
As usual. She asks, rejects.

> Just use the cake recipe in muffin cases, or bake it in a brownie tin
> and cut it into squares.
>
> Will you be needing a geometry lesson to help with that?
>
> Janet UK
>
Of course. It's difficult to cut squares to suit the gardener's taste.

Jill

"jmcquown" > wrote in message
...
> On 7/17/2018 8:27 AM, Janet wrote:
>> In article >, says...
>>>
>>> "Janet" > wrote in message
>>> t...
>>>> In article >, says...
>>>>>
>>>>> I have been buying their blueberry muffins and chocolate brownies for
>>>>> my
>>>>> gardener. He really seems to like them. I try to get them while on
>>>>> sale
>>>>> but
>>>>> making my own would be cheaper I'm sure.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have looked online and all of the recipes I seem to see have flour
>>>>> (gluten
>>>>> or otherwise) and/or oats in them. He is okay with oats (sand I see
>>>>> that
>>>>> the originals do contain oats) but would prefer less processed things
>>>>> and
>>>>> tries not to eat much of any kind of grain based flour. I suppose a
>>>>> brown
>>>>> rice flour might work or coconut flour, but I would like to stick as
>>>>> closely
>>>>> as I can to their recipe.
>>>>>
>>>>> Does anyone have such a recipe?
>>>>>
>>>>> Here is their website:
>>>>>
>>>>> https://flax4life.net/
>>>>>
>>>>> They are cheaper per item online but I'll bet shipping is a killer!
>>>>
>>>> I make gluten-free choc cake with almond flour.
>>>>
>>>> https://healthyrecipesblogs.com/2016...our-chocolate-
>>>> cake/
>>>
>>> Thanks, but he doesn't eat cake.
>>
>> what the **** does he think chocolate muffins and brownies are ?
>>
> They were blueberry muffins, but yes, chocolate brownies. You suggested
> almond flour. She declares they aren't cake. Muffins and brownies are
> forms of cake. DUH.
>
>> Even as I posted that recipe I knew you'd find some way to reject it.
>>
> As usual. She asks, rejects.
>
>> Just use the cake recipe in muffin cases, or bake it in a brownie tin
>> and cut it into squares.
>>
>> Will you be needing a geometry lesson to help with that?
>>
>> Janet UK
>>
> Of course. It's difficult to cut squares to suit the gardener's taste.

Bottom line, I asked for a recipe that uses flax. That recipe does not use
flax and there is a reason for the flax.

Janet wrote:
> In article >, says...
>>
>> "Janet" > wrote in message
>> t...
>>> In article >, says...
>>>>
>>>> I have been buying their blueberry muffins and chocolate brownies for my
>>>> gardener. He really seems to like them. I try to get them while on sale
>>>> but
>>>> making my own would be cheaper I'm sure.
>>>>
>>>> I have looked online and all of the recipes I seem to see have flour
>>>> (gluten
>>>> or otherwise) and/or oats in them. He is okay with oats (sand I see that
>>>> the originals do contain oats) but would prefer less processed things and
>>>> tries not to eat much of any kind of grain based flour. I suppose a brown
>>>> rice flour might work or coconut flour, but I would like to stick as
>>>> closely
>>>> as I can to their recipe.
>>>>
>>>> Does anyone have such a recipe?
>>>>
>>>> Here is their website:
>>>>
>>>> https://flax4life.net/
>>>>
>>>> They are cheaper per item online but I'll bet shipping is a killer!
>>>
>>> I make gluten-free choc cake with almond flour.
>>>
>>> https://healthyrecipesblogs.com/2016...our-chocolate-
>>> cake/
>>
>> Thanks, but he doesn't eat cake.
>
> what the **** does he think chocolate muffins and brownies are ?
>
> Even as I posted that recipe I knew you'd find some way to reject it.
>
> Just use the cake recipe in muffin cases, or bake it in a brownie tin
> and cut it into squares.
>
> Will you be needing a geometry lesson to help with that?
>
> Janet UK
>

Hahaha. She suckered you into trying to help her. Then the sprang the
trap on you!

"he doesn't eat cake."
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.

"Hank Rogers" > wrote in message
news
> Janet wrote:
>> In article >, says...
>>>
>>> "Janet" > wrote in message
>>> t...
>>>> In article >, says...
>>>>>
>>>>> I have been buying their blueberry muffins and chocolate brownies for
>>>>> my
>>>>> gardener. He really seems to like them. I try to get them while on
>>>>> sale
>>>>> but
>>>>> making my own would be cheaper I'm sure.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have looked online and all of the recipes I seem to see have flour
>>>>> (gluten
>>>>> or otherwise) and/or oats in them. He is okay with oats (sand I see
>>>>> that
>>>>> the originals do contain oats) but would prefer less processed things
>>>>> and
>>>>> tries not to eat much of any kind of grain based flour. I suppose a
>>>>> brown
>>>>> rice flour might work or coconut flour, but I would like to stick as
>>>>> closely
>>>>> as I can to their recipe.
>>>>>
>>>>> Does anyone have such a recipe?
>>>>>
>>>>> Here is their website:
>>>>>
>>>>> https://flax4life.net/
>>>>>
>>>>> They are cheaper per item online but I'll bet shipping is a killer!
>>>>
>>>> I make gluten-free choc cake with almond flour.
>>>>
>>>> https://healthyrecipesblogs.com/2016...our-chocolate-
>>>> cake/
>>>
>>> Thanks, but he doesn't eat cake.
>>
>> what the **** does he think chocolate muffins and brownies are ?
>>
>> Even as I posted that recipe I knew you'd find some way to reject it.
>>
>> Just use the cake recipe in muffin cases, or bake it in a brownie tin
>> and cut it into squares.
>>
>> Will you be needing a geometry lesson to help with that?
>>
>> Janet UK
>>
>
> Hahaha. She suckered you into trying to help her. Then the sprang the trap
> on you!
>
> "he doesn't eat cake."
> Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.

Well, he doesn't! Did I ask for a cake recipe? No.

We try to eat healthy foods here. The foods that I asked about have a
healthy combination of Omegas. That cake does not. And again, I didn't ask
for a gluten free or a cake recipe. I asked about flax.

Now if anyone here has some sort of different recipe that uses mainly flax,
I will certainly consider it.

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Tue, 17 Jul 2018 13:27:29 +0100, Janet wrote:
>
>> In article >, says...
>>>
>>> "Janet" > wrote in message
>>> t...
>>>> In article >, says...
>>>>>
>>>>> I have been buying their blueberry muffins and chocolate brownies for
>>>>> my
>>>>> gardener. He really seems to like them. I try to get them while on
>>>>> sale
>>>>> but
>>>>> making my own would be cheaper I'm sure.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have looked online and all of the recipes I seem to see have flour
>>>>> (gluten
>>>>> or otherwise) and/or oats in them. He is okay with oats (sand I see
>>>>> that
>>>>> the originals do contain oats) but would prefer less processed things
>>>>> and
>>>>> tries not to eat much of any kind of grain based flour. I suppose a
>>>>> brown
>>>>> rice flour might work or coconut flour, but I would like to stick as
>>>>> closely
>>>>> as I can to their recipe.
>>>>>
>>>>> Does anyone have such a recipe?
>>>>>
>>>>> Here is their website:
>>>>>
>>>>> https://flax4life.net/
>>>>>
>>>>> They are cheaper per item online but I'll bet shipping is a killer!
>>>>
>>>> I make gluten-free choc cake with almond flour.
>>>>
>>>> https://healthyrecipesblogs.com/2016...our-chocolate-
>>>> cake/
>>>
>>> Thanks, but he doesn't eat cake.
>>
>> what the **** does he think chocolate muffins and brownies are ?
>>
>> Even as I posted that recipe I knew you'd find some way to reject it.
>
> I wondered why you did that. Last time, right?
>
> Get ready for more excuses. She's great at making excuses for
> herself, now she's practicing making excuses for others too.
>
> I kinda wonder if this "gardener" actually exists or whether her
> mind fabricated him as a fictional replacement for the husband and
> daughter who moved out of the house practically simultaneously.
> Suddenly having nothing to fret about must have been a traumatic
> shock to her mental state.

I asked for something specific. Muffins and brownies made with flax. There
is a reason for the flax. I didn't ask for a gluten free cake recipe. I full
well know how to make all sorts of gluten free things including cake.

Yes, muffins and brownies *can* be like cake. But these are not.

Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Jul 2018 19:05:06 -0700, Julie Bove wrote:
>
>> <snip>
>
> Yet another "How to please my gardener" post.
>
> The real reason for the divorce is pretty obvious.
>
> -sw
>

Heh, her gardener might be just like ole Popeye.

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
> On Sun, 15 Jul 2018 19:05:06 -0700, Julie Bove wrote:
>
>> <snip>
>
> Yet another "How to please my gardener" post.
>
> The real reason for the divorce is pretty obvious.

Hahaha!