I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".

But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/

You *******.

-sw

On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:24:35 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>
> I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
> the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
> be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>
> But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>
> https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>
> You *******.
>
> -sw
>
Sorry, but that is funny, annoying, but funny.

Did you get out a very sharp knife or a razor blade and cut a slit?

On Sat, 13 Oct 2018 17:29:44 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

> On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:24:35 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
>> the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
>> be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>>
>> But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>>
>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>>
>> You *******.
>>
> Sorry, but that is funny, annoying, but funny.
>
> Did you get out a very sharp knife or a razor blade and cut a slit?

It's still sitting on my counter, but yes - I'll take an Exact-O
knife to it. They're gonna make me work for that $.32 worth of
salt.

-sw

On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 9:16:52 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sat, 13 Oct 2018 17:29:44 -0700 (PDT),
> wrote:
>
> > On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:24:35 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> >>
> >> I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
> >> the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
> >> be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
> >>
> >> But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
> >>
> >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
> >>
> >> You *******.
> >>
> > Sorry, but that is funny, annoying, but funny.
> >
> > Did you get out a very sharp knife or a razor blade and cut a slit?
>
> It's still sitting on my counter, but yes - I'll take an Exact-O
> knife to it. They're gonna make me work for that $.32 worth of
> salt.
>
> -sw

Worth of salt? Gandhi made salt from the sea on his famous Dandi Salt March!

John Kuthe...

On Sat, 13 Oct 2018 19:44:01 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:

> On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 9:16:52 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 13 Oct 2018 17:29:44 -0700 (PDT),
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, October 13, 2018 at 4:24:35 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
>>>> the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
>>>> be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>>>>
>>>> But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>>>>
>>>> https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>>>>
>>>> You *******.
>>>>
>>> Sorry, but that is funny, annoying, but funny.
>>>
>>> Did you get out a very sharp knife or a razor blade and cut a slit?
>>
>> It's still sitting on my counter, but yes - I'll take an Exact-O
>> knife to it. They're gonna make me work for that $.32 worth of
>> salt.
>
> Worth of salt? Gandhi made salt from the sea on his famous Dandi
> Salt March!

Good for him. I spend about a penny on it every 20 days.

-sw

"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
...
>I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
> the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
> be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>
> But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>
> https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>
> You *******.
>
> -sw

Hahahaha!

On Sat, 13 Oct 2018 16:25:17 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
>the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
>be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>
>But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>
>https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>
>You *******.
>
>-sw

snork! LOL!

lid writes:
>I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
>the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
>be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>
>But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>
>https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>
>You *******.
>
>-sw

shoulda bought the dark blue one

On Mon, 15 Oct 2018 20:09:37 +0000 (UTC), tert in seattle wrote:

> lid writes:
>>I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
>>the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
>>be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".
>>
>>But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:
>>
>>https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/
>>
>>You *******.
>
> shoulda bought the dark blue one

For $.50 more I'll cut my own simple rather than go through all that
pain and suffering you did with Morton.

Did you get it open yet?

-sw

On Tue, 16 Oct 2018 20:54:39 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> For $.50 more I'll cut my own simple rather than go through all that
> pain and suffering you did with Morton.

Huh. I don't know how I typed "simple" instead of "hole" above.

-sw