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Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything:
On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals, cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles and brambles too, adding complexity. |
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On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham > wrote:
>Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything: > >On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals, >cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose >begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the >palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry >giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles >and brambles too, adding complexity. Wine ******! |
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graham > wrote:
> Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything: > > On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals, > cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose > begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the > palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry > giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles > and brambles too, adding complexity. > Do tell! |
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On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham wrote:
> Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything: > > On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals, > cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose > begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the > palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry > giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles > and brambles too, adding complexity. How do they describe shitty wines? Pencil shavings, wet gravel, dank cave, stinkbug wings, smashed daddy long-leggers, seal liver bile, polar bear urine, festering hemmoridial pustules, porta potty pucks, deep thrombosis swine abscesses, and cystic acne eruptions. Sco 72. -sw |
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On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham > wrote:
>Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything: > >On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals, >cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose >begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the >palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry >giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles >and brambles too, adding complexity. Well, that was an orgy of verbal masturbation. |
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Bruce wrote:
> > On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham > wrote: > > >Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything: > > > >On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals, > >cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose > >begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the > >palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry > >giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles > >and brambles too, adding complexity. > > Wine ******! That was a funny review and he even forgot to name the wine. He also forgot to say that it makes all food taste good as any adult beverage will. ;) |
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On Sat, 11 May 2019 06:46:33 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>Bruce wrote: >> >> On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham > wrote: >> >> >Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything: >> > >> >On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals, >> >cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose >> >begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the >> >palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry >> >giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles >> >and brambles too, adding complexity. >> >> Wine ******! > >That was a funny review and he even forgot to name the wine. He >also forgot to say that it makes all food taste good as any adult >beverage will. ;) After one glass of wine, I'm not all over the place loving any old food, you know. |
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On Saturday, May 11, 2019 at 6:46:42 AM UTC-4, Gary wrote:
> Bruce wrote: > > > > On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham > wrote: > > > > >Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything: > > > > > >On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals, > > >cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose > > >begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the > > >palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry > > >giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles > > >and brambles too, adding complexity. > > > > Wine ******! > > That was a funny review and he even forgot to name the wine. Chateau d'If, 1815 ;) Cindy Hamilton |
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On 2019-05-11 4:46 a.m., Gary wrote:
> Bruce wrote: >> >> On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham > wrote: >> >>> Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything: >>> >>> On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals, >>> cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose >>> begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the >>> palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry >>> giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles >>> and brambles too, adding complexity. >> >> Wine ******! > > That was a funny review and he even forgot to name the wine. He > also forgot to say that it makes all food taste good as any adult > beverage will. ;) > It was a Burgundy, a Pommard in fact. The review is typical of fine-wine journalism these days and one finds similarly ridiculous descriptions of other types in the press. |
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On Sat, 11 May 2019 06:41:41 -0600, graham > wrote:
>On 2019-05-11 4:46 a.m., Gary wrote: >> Bruce wrote: >>> >>> On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham > wrote: >>> >>>> Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything: >>>> >>>> On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals, >>>> cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose >>>> begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the >>>> palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry >>>> giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles >>>> and brambles too, adding complexity. >>> >>> Wine ******! >> >> That was a funny review and he even forgot to name the wine. He >> also forgot to say that it makes all food taste good as any adult >> beverage will. ;) >> >It was a Burgundy, a Pommard in fact. The review is typical of fine-wine >journalism these days and one finds similarly ridiculous descriptions of >other types in the press. I'd love to drink it, but that's another matter. |
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On Fri, 10 May 2019 20:02:30 -0600, graham > wrote:
>Who needs a juicer when a glass of this has everything: > >On the nose, this wine is very pretty, with lots of roses, petals, >cherry, strawberry and plum. As the fruit subsides, the expressive nose >begins to reveal hints of tobacco, dill, cream and custard. On the >palate, the wine is bright, with tart cherry, rhubarb and cranberry >giving an instant burst of freshness. There are hints of leaves, nettles >and brambles too, adding complexity. Wine is one of the most disgusting drinks. It is gross, it is not healthy, it smells bad, and most people drink it because it has been so over romanticized. Yes Romans drank a large amount of wine because Italy seems to be a great place for growing wine. Also because the Romans fresh water was not filtered nor boiled, so wine was mainly used because it was much more sanitary. People think romance has something to do with love, IT DOES NOT. Romance has NOTHING AT ALL to do with love. So my point is wine is just plain yuck, and it gives females the ability to be alcoholics. -- ____/~~~sine qua non~~~\____ |
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