....and then RIPPED 40 Slippery Sexy Mins on my CLEAN Nordictrack!!

I wanna get "Slippery Sexy" with April! :-) I invited her for BLATs for Brunch! Don't know if and when she might be up for the former, but for the latter I have LOTS of vine-ripening Tomatoes, Bacon, Avocados and Lettuce and Hellmann's best Mayo! YUM!

John Kuthe...

On Sun, 4 Aug 2019 10:05:53 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> wrote:

>...and then RIPPED 40 Slippery Sexy Mins on my CLEAN Nordictrack!!
>
>I wanna get "Slippery Sexy" with April! :-) I invited her for BLATs for Brunch! Don't know if and when she might be up for the former, but for the latter I have LOTS of vine-ripening Tomatoes, Bacon, Avocados and Lettuce and Hellmann's best Mayo! YUM!

2 things John:

1: WD40 is a pointless choice, it's not a lubricant. What were you
trying to achieve?

2: I've succeeded in keeping my breakfast down (leftover slow cooked
chicken), despite your nauseating narrative ""Slippery Sexy" with
April". Damn, you and Bryan are so creepy/sleazy...

On Mon, 5 Aug 2019 10:39:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Mon, 05 Aug 2019 08:44:39 +1000, Je?us wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 4 Aug 2019 10:05:53 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>...and then RIPPED 40 Slippery Sexy Mins on my CLEAN Nordictrack!!
>>>
>>>I wanna get "Slippery Sexy" with April! :-) I invited her for BLATs for Brunch! Don't know if and when she might be up for the former, but for the latter I have LOTS of vine-ripening Tomatoes, Bacon, Avocados and Lettuce and Hellmann's best Mayo! YUM!
>>
>> 2 things John:
>>
>> 1: WD40 is a pointless choice, it's not a lubricant. What were you
>> trying to achieve?
>
>WD stands for water displacement/deterrent. Used as a lubricant
>mostly, it was originally made for preventing corrosion and rust.
>Which would be helpful here since Psycho is excreting sweat and
>other unmentionable body fluids all over his fancy dingleberry
>flapper. There's also flywheels on it that need lubing, not to
>mention Psycho himself.

All true, except it's still not really a lubricant... or at least it
makes a very poor lubricant other than for temporary use.
a 50/50 mix of transmission fluid and acetone works even better, if
you have those ingredients lying around.

Je�us wrote:
> On Mon, 5 Aug 2019 10:39:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 05 Aug 2019 08:44:39 +1000, Je?us wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 4 Aug 2019 10:05:53 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> ...and then RIPPED 40 Slippery Sexy Mins on my CLEAN Nordictrack!!
>>>>
>>>> I wanna get "Slippery Sexy" with April! :-) I invited her for BLATs for Brunch! Don't know if and when she might be up for the former, but for the latter I have LOTS of vine-ripening Tomatoes, Bacon, Avocados and Lettuce and Hellmann's best Mayo! YUM!
>>>
>>> 2 things John:
>>>
>>> 1: WD40 is a pointless choice, it's not a lubricant. What were you
>>> trying to achieve?
>>
>> WD stands for water displacement/deterrent. Used as a lubricant
>> mostly, it was originally made for preventing corrosion and rust.
>> Which would be helpful here since Psycho is excreting sweat and
>> other unmentionable body fluids all over his fancy dingleberry
>> flapper. There's also flywheels on it that need lubing, not to
>> mention Psycho himself.
>
> All true, except it's still not really a lubricant... or at least it
> makes a very poor lubricant other than for temporary use.
> a 50/50 mix of transmission fluid and acetone works even better, if
> you have those ingredients lying around.
>

Doesn't the acetone just evaporate out of the solution? My uncle was
an old time auto mechanic and used transmission fluid in a squirt
can for lots of things, like lubing hood and trunk hinges, linkages,
just about anything you'd use a light oil on. I don't think he added
anything, but merory may not be good.

On Mon, 5 Aug 2019 21:00:00 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>Je?us wrote:
>> On Mon, 5 Aug 2019 10:39:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 05 Aug 2019 08:44:39 +1000, Je?us wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 4 Aug 2019 10:05:53 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> ...and then RIPPED 40 Slippery Sexy Mins on my CLEAN Nordictrack!!
>>>>>
>>>>> I wanna get "Slippery Sexy" with April! :-) I invited her for BLATs for Brunch! Don't know if and when she might be up for the former, but for the latter I have LOTS of vine-ripening Tomatoes, Bacon, Avocados and Lettuce and Hellmann's best Mayo! YUM!
>>>>
>>>> 2 things John:
>>>>
>>>> 1: WD40 is a pointless choice, it's not a lubricant. What were you
>>>> trying to achieve?
>>>
>>> WD stands for water displacement/deterrent. Used as a lubricant
>>> mostly, it was originally made for preventing corrosion and rust.
>>> Which would be helpful here since Psycho is excreting sweat and
>>> other unmentionable body fluids all over his fancy dingleberry
>>> flapper. There's also flywheels on it that need lubing, not to
>>> mention Psycho himself.
>>
>> All true, except it's still not really a lubricant... or at least it
>> makes a very poor lubricant other than for temporary use.
>> a 50/50 mix of transmission fluid and acetone works even better, if
>> you have those ingredients lying around.
>>
>
>Doesn't the acetone just evaporate out of the solution? My uncle was
>an old time auto mechanic and used transmission fluid in a squirt
>can for lots of things, like lubing hood and trunk hinges, linkages,
>just about anything you'd use a light oil on. I don't think he added
>anything, but merory may not be good.

It seems to last OK (obviously in a well sealed container).

"Jeßus" wrote:
> a 50/50 mix of transmission fluid and acetone works even better, if
> you have those ingredients lying around.

Oddly enough, I always have both lying around here (in my van).

On Monday, August 5, 2019 at 9:00:09 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Je�us wrote:
> > On Mon, 5 Aug 2019 10:39:45 -0500, Sqwertz >
> > wrote:
> >
> >> On Mon, 05 Aug 2019 08:44:39 +1000, Je?us wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Sun, 4 Aug 2019 10:05:53 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> >>> > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> ...and then RIPPED 40 Slippery Sexy Mins on my CLEAN Nordictrack!!
> >>>>
> >>>> I wanna get "Slippery Sexy" with April! :-) I invited her for BLATs for Brunch! Don't know if and when she might be up for the former, but for the latter I have LOTS of vine-ripening Tomatoes, Bacon, Avocados and Lettuce and Hellmann's best Mayo! YUM!
> >>>
> >>> 2 things John:
> >>>
> >>> 1: WD40 is a pointless choice, it's not a lubricant. What were you
> >>> trying to achieve?
> >>
> >> WD stands for water displacement/deterrent. Used as a lubricant
> >> mostly, it was originally made for preventing corrosion and rust.
> >> Which would be helpful here since Psycho is excreting sweat and
> >> other unmentionable body fluids all over his fancy dingleberry
> >> flapper. There's also flywheels on it that need lubing, not to
> >> mention Psycho himself.
> >
> > All true, except it's still not really a lubricant... or at least it
> > makes a very poor lubricant other than for temporary use.
> > a 50/50 mix of transmission fluid and acetone works even better, if
> > you have those ingredients lying around.
> >
>
> Doesn't the acetone just evaporate out of the solution? My uncle was
> an old time auto mechanic and used transmission fluid in a squirt
> can for lots of things, like lubing hood and trunk hinges, linkages,
> just about anything you'd use a light oil on. I don't think he added
> anything, but merory may not be good.

Mineral Oils as they are called are different than dietary oils, but they are ALL OILS!

OIL, OIL, OIL!! Oh now I;m gonna have to Nordictrack OILED again! :-) Thanks for the suggestion!! :-)

John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Oiled Nordictracker!

On Tue, 06 Aug 2019 10:34:50 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>"Jeßus" wrote:
>> a 50/50 mix of transmission fluid and acetone works even better, if
>> you have those ingredients lying around.
>
>Oddly enough, I always have both lying around here (in my van).

Did you remove the passenger seat?

On Tue, 06 Aug 2019 10:34:50 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>"Jeßus" wrote:
>> a 50/50 mix of transmission fluid and acetone works even better, if
>> you have those ingredients lying around.
>
>Oddly enough, I always have both lying around here (in my van).

Well, there you go. If you get the urge to penetrate something, you
can always make your own oil Gary.