On 9/26/2019 6:37 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Wednesday, September 25, 2019 at 9:15:24 PM UTC-4, Sheldon wrote:
>
>> women love milking cows, goats, and sheep.
>
> Somehow I can't imagine that attaching a milking machine is all that
> enjoyable.
>
> In high-tech dairy farms, it's automated anyway.
>
> <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_milking>
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>
I can't imagine it was all that enjoyable to anyone. It was a chore.
There's a reason they make and sell "bag balm". Chapped sore hands.
Chapped udders, too. No thanks!

Jill

wrote:
>
> Dairy farms are
> the most basic farms there are... I'm not the only one attracted to
> huge udders.

You're the only human I know that is. You perve.

> Truth is most dairy farms are owned by big bosomed
> females... women love milking cows, goats, and sheep.

Get help, Sheldar.

On Thu, 26 Sep 2019 10:44:35 -0400, Gary > wrote:

wrote:
>>
>> Dairy farms are
>> the most basic farms there are... I'm not the only one attracted to
>> huge udders.
>
>You're the only human I know that is. You perve.
>
>> Truth is most dairy farms are owned by big bosomed
>> females... women love milking cows, goats, and sheep.
>
>Get help, Sheldar.

You're the one in dire need of help, Garish... you've been living
without female company way too long... are you planning on joining the
priesthood?

wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Sep 2019 10:44:35 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>
>> wrote:
>>>
>>> Dairy farms are
>>> the most basic farms there are... I'm not the only one attracted to
>>> huge udders.
>>
>> You're the only human I know that is. You perve.
>>
>>> Truth is most dairy farms are owned by big bosomed
>>> females... women love milking cows, goats, and sheep.
>>
>> Get help, Sheldar.
>
> You're the one in dire need of help, Garish... you've been living
> without female company way too long... are you planning on joining the
> priesthood?
>

Popeye, yoose a LIAR and a FAGGOT.

On Thu, 26 Sep 2019 05:50:17 -0400, jmcquown >
wrote:

>On 9/25/2019 9:15 PM, wrote:
>> On Thu, 26 Sep 2019 08:19:23 +1000, Bruce >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 25 Sep 2019 18:10:09 -0400, jmcquown >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 9/25/2019 5:18 PM, wrote:
>>>>> On Wednesday, September 25, 2019 at 3:49:02 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Sep 2019 12:21:18 -0700 (PDT), "
>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I've heard of the Hood brand but it's not available in my area. Even after
>>>>>>> filling in my zip code and looking within 40 miles (the limit of distance
>>>>>>> they offer on their website) it's nowhere to be found around here. Too bad,
>>>>>>> as I'd jump on a carton of that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't know where you are but I'm pretty certain that at least one of
>>>>>> your local dairies sells it.
>>>>>>
>>>>> No, I checked their site and it's not available within a 40 mile radius, not
>>>>> that I'd drive that far for cottage cheese. I've not seen it in any of the
>>>>> stores around here.
>>>>>
>>>> He also assumes everyone has a "local dairy". I don't know about your
>>>> home in east TN, Joan. You might. It's been at least 30 years since
>>>> there was a local dairy anywhere near where I lived. Can't just go to
>>>> the farm and buy cottage cheese or any other dairy products.
>>>
>>> Sheldon's lives in the past. With a dairy on every street corner. And
>>> milk delivered with horse and carriage.
>>>
>>>> Jill
>>
>> Jill, stop being so ****ing ignorant... everywhere in the US has local
>> dairy farms...
>
>You really think you know everything about everywhere in the US? LOL
>
>> people don't shop at the dairies, the dairies deliver
>> to stores...
>
>You said, "I don't know where you are but I'm pretty certain that at
>least one of your local dairies sells it." I inferred that meant being
>able to buy it from a local dairy.
>
>> perishable dairy products are trucked no more than 50
>> miles, typically 25 miles or less.
>
>Dairy products around here are trucked in from Georgia, some 60 miles away.
>
>> 25 miles to the store where you shop. There are lots of dairies close
>> to where you live, DOZENS!
>
>Name a few, please. I one dairy farm listed in Walterboro (about 100
>miles away). How does this equate to dozens?
>
>Jill

local dairy means to me a little place where you pull up and they are
making cheese in a side room. They've got the little glass bottles of
cream as thick as mayonnaise. The Mom of this operation gets out a
knife about 2 feet long and cut the chunk you want from whichever kind
of cheese wheel you want. Then, if it is a hard cheese she dips in
into the pot of melted wax before she wraps it in butcher paper.
What we have here is a huge dairy plant that bottles for different
brands, also does juices, probably gets the cottage cheese in from a
distributor already packaged. I haven't seen the Mom and Pop
operation for years. They've all been bought up by the big guys.
Janet US

On 9/26/2019 2:31 PM, U.S. Janet B. wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Sep 2019 05:50:17 -0400, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> On 9/25/2019 9:15 PM, wrote:
>>> On Thu, 26 Sep 2019 08:19:23 +1000, Bruce >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 25 Sep 2019 18:10:09 -0400, jmcquown >
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 9/25/2019 5:18 PM, wrote:
>>>>>> On Wednesday, September 25, 2019 at 3:49:02 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Sep 2019 12:21:18 -0700 (PDT), "
>>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I've heard of the Hood brand but it's not available in my area. Even after
>>>>>>>> filling in my zip code and looking within 40 miles (the limit of distance
>>>>>>>> they offer on their website) it's nowhere to be found around here. Too bad,
>>>>>>>> as I'd jump on a carton of that.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't know where you are but I'm pretty certain that at least one of
>>>>>>> your local dairies sells it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, I checked their site and it's not available within a 40 mile radius, not
>>>>>> that I'd drive that far for cottage cheese. I've not seen it in any of the
>>>>>> stores around here.
>>>>>>
>>>>> He also assumes everyone has a "local dairy". I don't know about your
>>>>> home in east TN, Joan. You might. It's been at least 30 years since
>>>>> there was a local dairy anywhere near where I lived. Can't just go to
>>>>> the farm and buy cottage cheese or any other dairy products.
>>>>
>>>> Sheldon's lives in the past. With a dairy on every street corner. And
>>>> milk delivered with horse and carriage.
>>>>
>>>>> Jill
>>>
>>> Jill, stop being so ****ing ignorant... everywhere in the US has local
>>> dairy farms...
>>
>> You really think you know everything about everywhere in the US? LOL
>>
>>> people don't shop at the dairies, the dairies deliver
>>> to stores...
>>
>> You said, "I don't know where you are but I'm pretty certain that at
>> least one of your local dairies sells it." I inferred that meant being
>> able to buy it from a local dairy.
>>
>>> perishable dairy products are trucked no more than 50
>>> miles, typically 25 miles or less.
>>
>> Dairy products around here are trucked in from Georgia, some 60 miles away.
>>
>>> 25 miles to the store where you shop. There are lots of dairies close
>>> to where you live, DOZENS!
>>
>> Name a few, please. I one dairy farm listed in Walterboro (about 100
>> miles away). How does this equate to dozens?
>>
>> Jill
>
> local dairy means to me a little place where you pull up and they are
> making cheese in a side room. They've got the little glass bottles of
> cream as thick as mayonnaise. The Mom of this operation gets out a
> knife about 2 feet long and cut the chunk you want from whichever kind
> of cheese wheel you want. Then, if it is a hard cheese she dips in
> into the pot of melted wax before she wraps it in butcher paper.
> What we have here is a huge dairy plant that bottles for different
> brands, also does juices, probably gets the cottage cheese in from a
> distributor already packaged. I haven't seen the Mom and Pop
> operation for years. They've all been bought up by the big guys.
> Janet US
>
Sheldon would like to think everyone still has one of those operations
nearby (if they ever did). Nice dream.

Jill

Hank Rogers laid this down on his screen :
> Sheldon wrote:
>> On Thu, 26 Sep 2019 10:44:35 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>>
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Dairy farms are
>>>> the most basic farms there are... I'm not the only one attracted to
>>>> huge udders.
>>>
>>> You're the only human I know that is. You perve.
>>>
>>>> Truth is most dairy farms are owned by big bosomed
>>>> females... women love milking cows, goats, and sheep.
>>>
>>> Get help, Sheldar.
>>
>> You're the one in dire need of help, Garish... you've been living
>> without female company way too long... are you planning on joining the
>> priesthood?
>>
>
> Popeye, yoose a LIAR and a FAGGOT.
>

This don't look like no female kissing
the fugly ****er:

https://imgur.com/a/hFCN0

On Thursday, September 26, 2019 at 2:31:23 PM UTC-4, U.S. Janet B. wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Sep 2019 05:50:17 -0400, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
> >On 9/25/2019 9:15 PM, wrote:
> >> On Thu, 26 Sep 2019 08:19:23 +1000, Bruce >
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Wed, 25 Sep 2019 18:10:09 -0400, jmcquown >
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 9/25/2019 5:18 PM, wrote:
> >>>>> On Wednesday, September 25, 2019 at 3:49:02 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> On Wed, 25 Sep 2019 12:21:18 -0700 (PDT), "
> >>>>>> > wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I've heard of the Hood brand but it's not available in my area. Even after
> >>>>>>> filling in my zip code and looking within 40 miles (the limit of distance
> >>>>>>> they offer on their website) it's nowhere to be found around here. Too bad,
> >>>>>>> as I'd jump on a carton of that.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> I don't know where you are but I'm pretty certain that at least one of
> >>>>>> your local dairies sells it.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> No, I checked their site and it's not available within a 40 mile radius, not
> >>>>> that I'd drive that far for cottage cheese. I've not seen it in any of the
> >>>>> stores around here.
> >>>>>
> >>>> He also assumes everyone has a "local dairy". I don't know about your
> >>>> home in east TN, Joan. You might. It's been at least 30 years since
> >>>> there was a local dairy anywhere near where I lived. Can't just go to
> >>>> the farm and buy cottage cheese or any other dairy products.
> >>>
> >>> Sheldon's lives in the past. With a dairy on every street corner. And
> >>> milk delivered with horse and carriage.
> >>>
> >>>> Jill
> >>
> >> Jill, stop being so ****ing ignorant... everywhere in the US has local
> >> dairy farms...
> >
> >You really think you know everything about everywhere in the US? LOL
> >
> >> people don't shop at the dairies, the dairies deliver
> >> to stores...
> >
> >You said, "I don't know where you are but I'm pretty certain that at
> >least one of your local dairies sells it." I inferred that meant being
> >able to buy it from a local dairy.
> >
> >> perishable dairy products are trucked no more than 50
> >> miles, typically 25 miles or less.
> >
> >Dairy products around here are trucked in from Georgia, some 60 miles away.
> >
> >> 25 miles to the store where you shop. There are lots of dairies close
> >> to where you live, DOZENS!
> >
> >Name a few, please. I one dairy farm listed in Walterboro (about 100
> >miles away). How does this equate to dozens?
> >
> >Jill
>
> local dairy means to me a little place where you pull up and they are
> making cheese in a side room. They've got the little glass bottles of
> cream as thick as mayonnaise. The Mom of this operation gets out a
> knife about 2 feet long and cut the chunk you want from whichever kind
> of cheese wheel you want. Then, if it is a hard cheese she dips in
> into the pot of melted wax before she wraps it in butcher paper.

We've got a medium-sized dairy fairly close. No cheese, but their
ice cream is excellent (although I haven't had it in quite some time):

<http://www.guernseyfarmsdairy.com/>

My grocery store carries their milk products. I occasionally buy a pint
of buttermilk for salad dressings.

Cindy Hamilton

Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Thursday, September 26, 2019 at 2:31:23 PM UTC-4, U.S. Janet B. wrote:
>> On Thu, 26 Sep 2019 05:50:17 -0400, jmcquown >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 9/25/2019 9:15 PM, wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 26 Sep 2019 08:19:23 +1000, Bruce >
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 25 Sep 2019 18:10:09 -0400, jmcquown >
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 9/25/2019 5:18 PM, wrote:
>>>>>>> On Wednesday, September 25, 2019 at 3:49:02 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Wed, 25 Sep 2019 12:21:18 -0700 (PDT), "
>>>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I've heard of the Hood brand but it's not available in my area. Even after
>>>>>>>>> filling in my zip code and looking within 40 miles (the limit of distance
>>>>>>>>> they offer on their website) it's nowhere to be found around here. Too bad,
>>>>>>>>> as I'd jump on a carton of that.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't know where you are but I'm pretty certain that at least one of
>>>>>>>> your local dairies sells it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No, I checked their site and it's not available within a 40 mile radius, not
>>>>>>> that I'd drive that far for cottage cheese. I've not seen it in any of the
>>>>>>> stores around here.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> He also assumes everyone has a "local dairy". I don't know about your
>>>>>> home in east TN, Joan. You might. It's been at least 30 years since
>>>>>> there was a local dairy anywhere near where I lived. Can't just go to
>>>>>> the farm and buy cottage cheese or any other dairy products.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sheldon's lives in the past. With a dairy on every street corner. And
>>>>> milk delivered with horse and carriage.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Jill
>>>>
>>>> Jill, stop being so ****ing ignorant... everywhere in the US has local
>>>> dairy farms...
>>>
>>> You really think you know everything about everywhere in the US? LOL
>>>
>>>> people don't shop at the dairies, the dairies deliver
>>>> to stores...
>>>
>>> You said, "I don't know where you are but I'm pretty certain that at
>>> least one of your local dairies sells it." I inferred that meant being
>>> able to buy it from a local dairy.
>>>
>>>> perishable dairy products are trucked no more than 50
>>>> miles, typically 25 miles or less.
>>>
>>> Dairy products around here are trucked in from Georgia, some 60 miles away.
>>>
>>>> 25 miles to the store where you shop. There are lots of dairies close
>>>> to where you live, DOZENS!
>>>
>>> Name a few, please. I one dairy farm listed in Walterboro (about 100
>>> miles away). How does this equate to dozens?
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>> local dairy means to me a little place where you pull up and they are
>> making cheese in a side room. They've got the little glass bottles of
>> cream as thick as mayonnaise. The Mom of this operation gets out a
>> knife about 2 feet long and cut the chunk you want from whichever kind
>> of cheese wheel you want. Then, if it is a hard cheese she dips in
>> into the pot of melted wax before she wraps it in butcher paper.
>
> We've got a medium-sized dairy fairly close. No cheese, but their
> ice cream is excellent (although I haven't had it in quite some time):
>
> <http://www.guernseyfarmsdairy.com/>
>
> My grocery store carries their milk products. I occasionally buy a pint
> of buttermilk for salad dressings.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>

I bet they don't sell a single drop of guernsey (or any channel
islands breed). They should change the name to holstein farms or
something

On 2019-09-26 3:17 p.m., Hank Rogers wrote:
> Cindy Hamilton wrote:

>> My grocery store carries their milk products. I occasionally buy a
>> pint of buttermilk for salad dressings.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>>
>
> I bet they don't sell a single drop of guernsey (or any channel
> islands breed). They should change the name to holstein farms or
> something
>

It does seem odd for a dairy flogging ice cream to be calling itself
Guernsey Farms when they have only Holstein cows. Guernsey cow milk has
about 30% more butterfat than Holstein milk. Holsteins produce a lot
more milk than other breeds, but have the lowest butterfat.

Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2019-09-26 3:17 p.m., Hank Rogers wrote:
>> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
>>> My grocery store carries their milk products.* I occasionally buy a
>>> pint of buttermilk for salad dressings.
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>
>>
>> I bet they don't sell a single drop of guernsey (or any channel
>> islands breed). They should change the name to holstein farms or
>> something
>>
>
> It does seem odd for a dairy flogging ice cream to be calling itself
> Guernsey Farms when they have only Holstein cows. Guernsey cow milk
> has about 30% more butterfat than Holstein milk. Holsteins produce a
> lot more milk than other breeds, but have the lowest butterfat.
>

They adjust mulk to a standard fat level, like 4%, 2%, etc.

Nobody keeps guernsey or jersey cows anymore. They give VERY rich
milk, but not nearly as much as holsteins or similar breeds ...
about 10 gal per day for these popeye sized wimmen cows.

I've never found a source for milk from these channel island cattle
breeds, but perhaps it is sold in brooklyn street corner dairies,
near Popeye's place.

When younger, I always wanted to own a Jersey cow. The Jersey bulls
are mean as hell, but yoose don't need them for milk, except for a
yearly humping of yoose heifer. The cows are fairly gentle.

On Thursday, September 26, 2019 at 6:43:38 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>
> When younger, I always wanted to own a Jersey cow. The Jersey bulls
> are mean as hell, but yoose don't need them for milk, except for a
> yearly humping of yoose heifer. The cows are fairly gentle.
>
My grandparents always kept a Jersey cow but that aside, have you seen the
miniature Jerseys?? There are also miniature Jersey bulls but they are
extremely mean/ill tempered and put full size bulls to shame with their
bad attitude.

Seven hundred pounds maximum weight and about 42 inches in height at the
hip for the milk cows.

wrote:
> On Thursday, September 26, 2019 at 6:43:38 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>>
>> When younger, I always wanted to own a Jersey cow. The Jersey bulls
>> are mean as hell, but yoose don't need them for milk, except for a
>> yearly humping of yoose heifer. The cows are fairly gentle.
>>
> My grandparents always kept a Jersey cow but that aside, have you seen the
> miniature Jerseys?? There are also miniature Jersey bulls but they are
> extremely mean/ill tempered and put full size bulls to shame with their
> bad attitude.
>
> Seven hundred pounds maximum weight and about 42 inches in height at the
> hip for the milk cows.
>

I never saw the miniatures, but I wouldn't mess with the bulls no
matter how small they are. They are mighty mean.

On Thursday, September 26, 2019 at 11:59:35 PM UTC-4, Hank Rogers wrote:
> wrote:
> > On Thursday, September 26, 2019 at 6:43:38 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> >>
> >> When younger, I always wanted to own a Jersey cow. The Jersey bulls
> >> are mean as hell, but yoose don't need them for milk, except for a
> >> yearly humping of yoose heifer. The cows are fairly gentle.
> >>
> > My grandparents always kept a Jersey cow but that aside, have you seen the
> > miniature Jerseys?? There are also miniature Jersey bulls but they are
> > extremely mean/ill tempered and put full size bulls to shame with their
> > bad attitude.
> >
> > Seven hundred pounds maximum weight and about 42 inches in height at the
> > hip for the milk cows.
> >
>
> I never saw the miniatures, but I wouldn't mess with the bulls no
> matter how small they are. They are mighty mean.

Females can be quite mean. I guess it's rare. Our cow tried to run me down in a recently harvested rye field. I was close to a wagon, so I jumped on. She was always trying to escape, and there were times when my dad had to go out and find her and bring her back. We bought some small ducklings once and let them out. Our cow ran over them. Quite the bloody mess. I'm not sure of the exact breed, but she was a reddish brown.

A Moose in Love wrote:

> On Wednesday, September 25, 2019 at 8:31:44 AM UTC-4, Gary wrote:
> > songbird wrote:
> > >
> > > really though, i wish i were closer as i hate the
> > > idea of wasting any food at all and we love cottage
> > > cheese.
> >
> > If you lived down the street, I would bring it over right now.
> >
> > > well, for sure, everyone has different tastes
> > > but i'm not that picky about foods and can eat about
> > > anything if i have to.
> >
> > The cottage cheese caught me off guard. I'm also not picky and
> > like about any food. I finally rediscovered one that I just don't
> > care for though. Oh yeah...don't like "harvard beets" much
> > either.
> > Capers are a bit weird too - have had a jar of those in fridge
> > door forever after using once.
>
> I like cottage cheese, full fat 4%. I like it with no toppings
> except for a bit of raw pumpkin seeds. It's a health thing.

I also like full fat. I prefer large curd but it's hard to find so
often end up with small.

I normally eat it plain, but sometims I add a little Cholula hot sauce.

Gary wrote:

> wrote:
> >
> > My mom would often make garden vegetable cottage cheese; add grated
> > carrot, minced celery, minced radish, minced bell pepper, minced
> > celery, minced curly leaf parsley, sliced green onions, diced
> > cucumber, and whatever veggies one likes, toss gently and serve
> > with a pepper mill. Sometimes topped with a dollop of sour cream.
> > Presented on a lettuce leaf. Sometimes garnished with tinned
> > sardines, sliced hard eggs. I prefer this to adding fruit.
>
> I plan to try a few more toppings first. Bottom line is that I
> always taste something new to me plain first. I like to know what
> I'm starting with then build on that good taste. If plain is a
> fail then all other toppings are just to make a blah food taste
> better.
>
> For this reason, I'll try things with this cottage cheese but
> won't every buy it again. Not that it's bad, it's just not
> something I'll repeat. Plain cottage cheese is a fail in my
> household.

Thats ok. The world would be boring if we all liked the same things.

BTW, it lasts a long time in the fridge and you can cook with it if you
want to try that. Cottage Cheese is a common replacement for Ricotta.

I sometimes make a mock lasagna that can be all vegetarian (with
cheese, just no meat added).

Lots of variation but here is the basic format:

3 cups cooked elbow pasta, drained
1.5 cups tomato sauce with lots of seasoning
1 cup cottage cheese
1/2 cup 'other cheese' such as is handy

Optional: 1 cup cut up bell pepper, onion, summer squash (mix and match)

Prepare and drain pasta. Spread 1 cup at the bottom of lightly greased
cassarole and add 1/3 of the seasoned red tomato sauce. Add 1/3 cup of
cottage cheese then 1/3 cup of the optional additions. Repeat to 3
layers and top with 'other cheese'. Bake uncovered 30minutes at 375F.

Makes a little over 4 1cup servings.

jmcquown wrote:

> On 9/26/2019 6:37 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Wednesday, September 25, 2019 at 9:15:24 PM UTC-4, Sheldon wrote:
> >
> > > women love milking cows, goats, and sheep.
> >
> > Somehow I can't imagine that attaching a milking machine is all that
> > enjoyable.
> >
> > In high-tech dairy farms, it's automated anyway.
> >
> > <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_milking>
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
> >
> I can't imagine it was all that enjoyable to anyone. It was a chore.
> There's a reason they make and sell "bag balm". Chapped sore hands.
> Chapped udders, too. No thanks!
>
> Jill

Sheldon was just getting his jollies in at getting stroked. Pay it no
mind.

cshenk wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 9/26/2019 6:37 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> On Wednesday, September 25, 2019 at 9:15:24 PM UTC-4, Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>>> women love milking cows, goats, and sheep.
>>>
>>> Somehow I can't imagine that attaching a milking machine is all that
>>> enjoyable.
>>>
>>> In high-tech dairy farms, it's automated anyway.
>>>
>>> <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_milking>
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>
>> I can't imagine it was all that enjoyable to anyone. It was a chore.
>> There's a reason they make and sell "bag balm". Chapped sore hands.
>> Chapped udders, too. No thanks!
>>
>> Jill
>
> Sheldon was just getting his jollies in at getting stroked. Pay it no
> mind.
>

Yep. He was probably typing with one hand and whacking off with the
other hand.